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Good morning http://pny.lv/1hgbc
Wednesday, 19-Apr-17 08:50:07 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin How is this "original"? Why does it has to do with Tom and Jerry? Do they still have enough brand recognition? Why does it look worse than Tom and Jerry The Movie?
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@adiwan Time to butcher a timeless classic is it?
guess I'll do my part and do an edit of Silence of the Lambs where every noun is replaced with "Zug-Zug the dispoiled" and 30 seconds after a location change the screen gets a Sin City filter for exactly 4 frames and Wakko Warner is on the 2nd frame of the effect, on the background
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Tuesday, 18-Apr-17 18:37:56 UTC from web -
Me, looking for photos of a mother bird: Why is Pearl from Steven Universe here
Tuesday, 18-Apr-17 18:18:07 UTC from web -
If you can vote in the UK election and plan to vote for Teresa May, you are a bad person and need to leave my website.
Tuesday, 18-Apr-17 18:11:38 UTC from web -
I want a crocodile sandwich - and make it snappy
Tuesday, 18-Apr-17 10:48:11 UTC from web -
That awkward moment when you're excited at seeing Shaak Ti but it turns out to be Ahsoka
Monday, 17-Apr-17 18:59:24 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Ass ho kah
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Concept: 2d beat-em-up centred around the legal system of Southern California. It's called SoCal Justice Warriors
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:42:04 UTC from web -
Tbh I'm shocked there wasn't already a mass murderer named the Facebook Killer.
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:39:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation The Mastodon killer.
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Scrubs - Complete Misgendering Compilation
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:33:10 UTC from web -
by which I mean pedophiles, Literal Murderers, and the French
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:17:40 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark No.
They won't add backwards-compatibility BECAUSE they want to effectively block you. -
@takeFrankerZakenji That seems bad for federation in general.
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@takeFrankerZakenji Hahahahah
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Don't forget we had that mafia guy and his allegedly extant babby
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:22:31 UTC from web -
Also I'm fairly certain that this instance actually has the most restrictive conduct rules of any instance in the federation. Which is why there are only like 4 people on it.
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:15:33 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark we've also had the entire gamut of contemptible types of individuals
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Though looking around we are tagged (Negatively) as a "Free Speech Zone" on one instance (Which is some kind of "we're calling you nazis without using the word nazi" dogwhistle) and as "Oppressive grapeposters" on another. (Which is a surprise. I didn't think we had the volume to do anything oppressively)
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:13:26 UTC from web -
Wait, this isn't an instance for Nazis? I've been hoarding all these swastikas for nothing!
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:11:27 UTC from web -
Ben- nope
Monday, 17-Apr-17 12:06:06 UTC from web-
@tiffany A frighten has been done on me this day http://pny.lv/1habq
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Bendy and the Ink Machine: it's Mickey Mouse Five Nights at Freddy's just like Tattletail was Furby Five Nights at Freddy's.
Monday, 17-Apr-17 12:03:42 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation think of all the porn we'll get though
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@mrmattimation Bendy is more like Slender. Fite me
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I dreamed Scooby-Doo replaced Velma with Johnny Yong Bosch
Monday, 17-Apr-17 09:14:10 UTC from web -
Gherkin is really good
Sunday, 16-Apr-17 21:13:21 UTC from web -
So I got a lot of eggs. And I keep 'em in the couch.
Sunday, 16-Apr-17 21:07:42 UTC from web -
also there is literally zero information on any of these clowns
Sunday, 16-Apr-17 11:09:46 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin They're already here
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@tiffany Are you talking about the West Midlands Mayoral Election
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@thelastgherkin No I'm talking about the Gloucester City Council election
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Why I eyes ya
Saturday, 15-Apr-17 20:35:34 UTC from web -
They mustadon
Saturday, 15-Apr-17 19:59:43 UTC from web-
@tiffany It is a pun, or play on words,
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@thelastgherkin blocked
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@tiffany Mastadon't do it
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Blocked federation? They mustadon
Saturday, 15-Apr-17 19:36:41 UTC from web -
If you're watching today's episode of My Little Pony and the Last Jedi, please remember that we still have a 48-hour no spoiler policy in place following the end of the episode. Please be considerate of other users during this time by tagging your episode discussion with the tags 'spoiler' or 'spoilers'. Thanks!
Saturday, 15-Apr-17 08:19:56 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin nm m8, you?
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@fiberone I got a bad day of work ahead but a good episode of Doctor Who afterwards
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@thelastgherkin neaaat, I've always loved doctor who but I don't have the balls to watch the entire series
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I just remembered that the Power Rangers used to say "morphenomenal"
Friday, 14-Apr-17 08:38:56 UTC from web -
Yesterday in Zelda someone attacked me because I said I didn't like bananas
Friday, 14-Apr-17 08:34:11 UTC from web -
Gotta go fast http://pny.lv/1h0qq
Friday, 14-Apr-17 08:29:50 UTC from web -
Uncloseted for Dracula. Out for the count.
Thursday, 13-Apr-17 17:55:12 UTC from web -
The ocean is a massive place, and there's not a lot of lady mermen
Thursday, 13-Apr-17 14:41:09 UTC from web -
(Pinkie Pie voice) Ha-hah http://pny.lv/1gxsi
Thursday, 13-Apr-17 12:27:11 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Despite your directive I can only read this in an Alan Partridge voice
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