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When I was little I thought "twerp" was a Naughty Word because Team Rocket used it and they were the Bad Guys
Thursday, 13-Apr-17 08:52:55 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I remember when Fuzzy Lumpkins used the word "bugger" and I freaked out and told my parents that he swore
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@tiffany There's an old Transformers episode where a guy says "bloody" and I was like woah
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"First you have to beat Cucumber Man in a pun-based quiz" WHY AM I IN THIS VIDEO GAME http://pny.lv/1gu9t
Wednesday, 12-Apr-17 09:33:28 UTC from web-
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@adiwan Nice
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In any other, non-social network context, "phantomclown is now following you" is a cause for alarm
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 19:55:30 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@thelastgherkin Da kine Stephen King remake.
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@scribus They're making a new Stephen King? Science is wonderful
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@thelastgherkin I believe they're operating under the code name Bachman.
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Can somebody explain Frank Sidebottom to me
Wednesday, 12-Apr-17 09:17:06 UTC from web -
You know you've played too much Breath of the Wild when you're walking down the street and birds fly away from you and you chastise yourself for not hitting them with arrows and turning them into chicken legs
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 19:56:13 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 17:28:48 UTC from web -
Since the new horror formula is "take something kids liked in the past and make it jumpscare you" I'd like to throw my hat in the ring with my indie game about possessed Beany Babies
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 15:37:39 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin This gives me an idea
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But since it's a you, it'll be more of a "Moderately satisfying ending"
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:04:21 UTC from web -
"I never thought I'd say "Less Teeth" on a handjob"
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:03:34 UTC from web -
Why not give it a try and if you hate it I'll stop
Monday, 10-Apr-17 21:55:58 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark can this be our new name
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Monday, 10-Apr-17 20:19:07 UTC from web-
Thanks
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My mum just went into graphic detail about the sex lives of two of the elderly residents at work
Monday, 10-Apr-17 19:07:59 UTC from web-
@tiffany He used to enjoy just standing up in the dining hall and dropping his trousers as well.
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@ceruleanspark I respect that
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Legalise gay space weed
Monday, 10-Apr-17 18:49:12 UTC from web -
A customer at work in need of our branch's bank asked me if I could help or if I was just the bureau. In trying to respond "I'm afraid I am" I blurted out "I Am Afraid"
Monday, 10-Apr-17 14:49:08 UTC from web -
Gherkin is the best and smartest one
Monday, 10-Apr-17 06:46:07 UTC from web -
Didn't prison already break
Monday, 10-Apr-17 06:25:21 UTC from web -
So Jesus Christ you guys, our neighbour started a garden fire yesterday morning which was thought extinguished by the afternoon, but it in fact decided to burn down their kitchen extension at 1am this morning. We were woken up at 1.15ish to evacuate the house and allow firemen into our garden so they could get nearer the scene. We were let back in approaching 2am, and awake until 3am.
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 08:58:07 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin That's pretty cray cray
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It's funny because it was on fire and it's 2am
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 01:19:23 UTC from web -
What's cooking? My neighbours' house lol
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 01:18:55 UTC from web -
More glad that @ceruleanspark has kept this instance open for us, even if it isn't so busy.
Saturday, 08-Apr-17 23:32:25 UTC from web-
@awl And I'll continue to do so, as long as anyone cares about it.
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rate the horse i modeled http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/858148
Saturday, 08-Apr-17 21:32:54 UTC from web-
@lambadalambda the other side is identical to this sice as i only did the right side and mirrored it :v
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@mushi 5/10 then
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@lambadalambda pretty good then, i guess
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I had a country club membership once. The golf club was great but the tennis club was a racket.
Saturday, 08-Apr-17 16:34:43 UTC from web -
"You know what they say, love is blind"
Tommy you definitely put the 'Wise' in your surname.Saturday, 08-Apr-17 13:10:34 UTC from web-
@awl Have you seen his twitter? It's wonderful. http://pny.lv/1gjl9
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@thelastgherkin oh my, this is a treasure
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Hey there, Baby Styles. This is a nice dancing club, right? Do you have a phone at your house?
Saturday, 08-Apr-17 09:35:37 UTC from web -
I can't see dick underwater
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@tiffany2 Wow whoever set up this bot really captured your interests
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@ceruleanspark I'm honestly kind of stunned by its veracity
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@ceruleanspark That's what I like that Babylon Zoo literally just work together and they still have that power
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Nightcore Tim Buckley
Friday, 07-Apr-17 23:37:36 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark you hear about visual novels
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Let's ban Mart
Friday, 07-Apr-17 21:43:04 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph batcaveIN MART
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Do you ever read a sentence and comprehend it so little that you wonder if you're having a stroke
Friday, 07-Apr-17 21:36:36 UTC from web -
@dogjaw @thelastgherkin @lambadalambda HeadScala is to Scala what Scheme is to Lisp.
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Love and tolerance!
Friday, 07-Apr-17 21:26:17 UTC from web
