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The "my name is cow" poem thing has the same meter as the Green Lantern oath
Friday, 07-Apr-17 20:39:04 UTC from web -
!nnrdnn I guess this stopped because of that bot/weird sedgewit who was spamming nonsense, or is this still up for suggestions?
Friday, 07-Apr-17 01:45:47 UTC from web-
@awl Why Naboo?
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@thelastgherkin something against the federation?
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@awl oh
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(Will Smith voice) Ha-hah
Friday, 07-Apr-17 08:49:07 UTC from web- lambadalambda likes this.
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Breath of the Wild is so good you guys
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 22:00:26 UTC from web -
Suddenly deeply worried that RDN users have slowly been replaced by well-programmed bots over the years.
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 20:30:18 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph The only bot around here........... is you.
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@actualrudolph Well that just doesn't compute at all
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Make sure to visit Ross' grave today to pay your respects. Bring flowers. And lesbian porn.
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 20:28:47 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph Furry lesbian porn
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If Ross was still alive it would be his birthday
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 19:10:25 UTC from web -
I ain't ever seen ramps or stairlifts in Charles Xavier's mansion
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 17:20:59 UTC from web -
It's 2017 and I just heard Banana Phone for the first time
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 08:28:58 UTC from web -
Me, Gherkin, going to bed: Boy, I hope I don't get a repetitive song stuck in my head
My head: http://pny.lv/1gbe7
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 07:29:37 UTC from web-
@adiwan I can't afford that. I wish there was a way I could see the video you posted here on GNU social. https://Potato Knishesposter.club/attachment/565258
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@neimzr4luzerz There is not much to see there. It was just the battle music of Final Fantasy 1 as you have noticed. There are ad-filled sites like https://www.hidemyass.com/youtube-proxy that allow watching blocked videos on the cheap.
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@adiwan did you click my embedded attachment?
I am making an ironic request.
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Bumper sticker: I'd Rather Be Playing Breath of the Wild
Wednesday, 05-Apr-17 21:17:01 UTC from web -
Go to work? Nah man I'm playing Zelda
Wednesday, 05-Apr-17 21:16:48 UTC from web -
http://pny.lv/1g8uj
Real Name: YHWH / Yahweh
Current Alias: GodWednesday, 05-Apr-17 10:21:11 UTC from web -
RDN is brought to you today by Israeli Bedwetting Solutions Spammer.
Wednesday, 05-Apr-17 08:47:41 UTC from web-
@tiffany Follow several quick and effective methods to cure the wetting problem. One of the world's leading experts in the field, offers a faster and simpler way to overcome. He introduced three types of wetting devices: buzzers, cordless devices and a dishwasher. To find out more about these devices, arrange an appointment with Dr. Kobi Sagi at the infertility clinic.
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@thelastgherkin More like Dr. I Be Soggy
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@thelastgherkin Cordless devices? Doesn't that silly spammer know we prefer to use diapers around here? :P
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Digital Mobsters
Wednesday, 05-Apr-17 08:48:45 UTC from web -
If I'm just going about my day and you, someone I don't know, throws a water balloon at me, damn right I'm going to deck you in the cherrying skull
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 22:30:26 UTC from web-
@tiffany You remind me of a time when someone tried to drive by water balloon a friend and I, and managed to instead throw a water balloon directly into their car stereo
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@ceruleanspark I'm glad I could instil such a perfect blessing into your brain
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Congratulations on solving gods alphabet puzzle
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 18:50:06 UTC from web -
That's how you indicate you want this massage to include a happy ending
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 18:40:33 UTC from web -
Also, while I'm thinking about it, has any character actually died during a Zelda game? Sure there are ghosts who have died prior, and the Uncle in ALttP looks dead but isn't, but I can't think of anyone dying during game events other than that one soldier in OoT's Castle Town alley.
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 08:58:32 UTC from web-
And I guess Gregal from Minish Cap, if you don't save him. And Mikau dies onscreen.
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And the Deku Tree and Dampé. It's all coming back to me.
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Today I'm finally playing Breath of the Wild. If it's anything like my playing of Skyward Sword, there's gonna be a lot of stream of consciousness posts which I will happily hide behind a spoiler tag. So if you wake up and the front page is just "Post hidden", you'll know why and who.
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 08:50:15 UTC from web -
Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:38:07 UTC from web -
This elevator is gonna be our coffin
Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:34:35 UTC from web -
I fixed the clock, so that probably broke everything else. At worst, it fixed federation.
Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:19:25 UTC from web -
BREAKING: Gibraltar calls EU a cuck http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/03/eu-will-not-give-way-gibraltar-diplomats-say-talk-war-dismissed/
Monday, 03-Apr-17 20:12:08 UTC from web -
“I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty – that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty, that’s my series arc, Morty, if it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty, that’s what’s going to take us all the way to the end, Morty, nine more seasons Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce, for 97 more years, I want that McNugget sauce, Morty.”
Monday, 03-Apr-17 18:21:08 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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I'm just gonna leave this here. http://rainbowdash.net/url/857918
Monday, 03-Apr-17 02:06:04 UTC from web-
@stumpuswhumpus Is this madoka
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http://i.imgur.com/fJOhz4u.jpg so that's where he went.
Monday, 03-Apr-17 10:37:12 UTC from web -
i love happy endings http://rainbowdash.net/url/857920
Monday, 03-Apr-17 04:07:03 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Please change the human's mouth colour from blue as this makes me think about skeletonlingus
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Matty Bingus and the Skeletonlingus
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Nine seasons and a dipping sauce
Sunday, 02-Apr-17 18:03:13 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark 97 years rick and morty
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@tiffany The government and your father crossed me Morty, and I made them go away.
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@ceruleanspark nuggets
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Is a tomato the only fruit that is a ketchup?
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 12:03:53 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Not exactly. Corn is technically a multiple fruit, and a lot of popular ketchup brands contains syrup made from corn.
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