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Breaking news: Fox to produce new classic episodes of The Simpsons. "A vocal contingent of fans insists 'The Simpsons' went downhill after the eighth season," says James L. Brooks. "So we decided to just make more Season Eight episodes."
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 11:25:02 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Fake news, the showrunner is Al Jean
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@mrmattimation Brooks is still an executive producer and I claim my £5
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Breaking news: L is real 2401
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 09:57:36 UTC from web -
Breaking news: Donald Trumps holds special press conference; removes latex mask, reveals Andy Kaufman
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 09:55:41 UTC from web -
Breaking news: you're all furries
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 09:51:36 UTC from web -
SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY, AT THE EMPORIUM! Emerson, Lake & Palmer with Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young feat. Peter, Paul & Mary with special guest Earth, Wind & Fire!
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 02:16:57 UTC from web-
@scribus Produced by Stock Aitken Waterman
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That Supergirl/Flash musical was laaaaaaame
Friday, 31-Mar-17 20:57:52 UTC from web -
Tumblr presents Horse Friend! http://pny.lv/1fuhg
Friday, 31-Mar-17 15:33:54 UTC from web-
@adiwan I have two dead hoers. 27 days is my record. Is there an endgoal to it? I'm wondering if there's a really prolonged joke to it.
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@thelastgherkin I reached 31 days. I was extremely bored at that point and reversed the game and tried to kill as many horses as fast as I can. Three poop heaps were so far the max in my test. When the horse hatches it was dead before it can poop again.
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@adiwan Getting born into poop and then committing suicide is relateable
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I am confused by the top and bottom questions http://pny.lv/1fueg
Friday, 31-Mar-17 14:41:09 UTC from web -
Doctors hate me! Not for any reason really, that's just an observation
Friday, 31-Mar-17 14:39:26 UTC from web -
Have you ever wondered why fat parents have fat children, or why Chinese parents have Chinese children?
Friday, 31-Mar-17 12:33:47 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I find it awfully coincidental that my parents had me, their own son
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@thelastgherkin Or why furry parents had a son named MetalTao? :P
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Netflix and kill
Friday, 31-Mar-17 11:56:34 UTC from web -
In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day bible. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 days. The bible time was wrong then and it proved wrong today. This a major lie has so much evil feed from it's wrong. No man on Earth has no belly-button, it proves every believer on Earth a liar. Children will be blessed for Killing Of Educated Adults Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous Days Same Earth Rotation. Practicing Evil ONEness - Upon Earth Of Quadrants. Evil Adult Crime VS Youth. Supports Lie Of Integration. 1 Educated Are Most Dumb. Not 1 Human Except Dead 1. Man Is Paired, 2 Half 4 Self. 1 of God Is Only 1/4 Of God. Bible A Lie & Word Is Lies. Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s. God Is Born Of A Mother – She Left Belly B. Signature. Every Priest Has Ma Sign But Lies To Honor Queers. Belly B. Proves 4 Corners. Your dirty lying teachers use only the midnight
Friday, 31-Mar-17 09:50:43 UTC from web -
So, how much do I have to pay to obtain Donald Drumpf's browsing history once ISP's are allowed to sell such things to third parties?
Friday, 31-Mar-17 02:53:33 UTC from web-
@m14brony Apparently the Cards Against Humanity guy is trying to buy it.
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I am a normal pony
Thursday, 30-Mar-17 21:23:26 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin and i'm a normal person (we both lie)
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Destiny 2: September 8th. Bernie Sanders birthday. Coincidence? I think not.
Thursday, 30-Mar-17 18:42:42 UTC from web -
Homer no Pico
Thursday, 30-Mar-17 14:58:54 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Pico was the kid's name. You're literally saying "Homer of Pico".
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@thelastgherkin it is better this way
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How many millions are there in a nathanfillion?
Thursday, 30-Mar-17 12:07:42 UTC from web -
http://pny.lv/1fs74 How did Maroni sneak the big bottle of acid into the courtroom? Why was Batman just sat in the audience in costume?
Thursday, 30-Mar-17 09:48:11 UTC from web -
medly
Thursday, 30-Mar-17 08:28:16 UTC from web -
Concept: Mouth Moods except it's a Weird Al polka medly
Thursday, 30-Mar-17 08:28:12 UTC from web -
- Gherkin ☑️ repeated this.
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vriska likes this.
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I thought Sans Garfield was that webcomic where they edit the cat out
Wednesday, 29-Mar-17 15:47:20 UTC from web -
characters who do not move their mouths:
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-garfieldWednesday, 29-Mar-17 15:40:00 UTC from web- Scribus and internetturtle like this.
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@thelastgherkin god dammit
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internetturtle likes this.
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You get exactly what is advertised on Hydraulic Press Channel
Wednesday, 29-Mar-17 14:54:46 UTC from web -
So like, what was the point of putting Spider-Man Homecoming in the MCU if they're just gonna spin that film's sequels back into a self-contained Sony universe? "Remember my mentor and tech supplier Tony Stark, an important man in my life, who we can no longer mention for legal reasons?"
Wednesday, 29-Mar-17 08:49:50 UTC from web -
I heard something about Krystal http://pny.lv/1fqag
Wednesday, 29-Mar-17 08:39:17 UTC from web -
DETECTED http://pny.lv/1fq8l
Wednesday, 29-Mar-17 08:07:08 UTC from web -
TFW you're trying to get ready for bed but your lights need a firmware update and you can't turn them off.
Tuesday, 28-Mar-17 22:13:28 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark that's how the man gets you
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Why doesn't "Zordon" rhyme with "Gordon"
Tuesday, 28-Mar-17 21:41:57 UTC from web -
Where's my Marvel Cinematic Universe Damage Control?
Thursday, 14-May-15 20:37:38 UTC from web-
Found it
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