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  1. The Oompa Loompas didn't really deliver puzzles or riddles as they claim. Just loquacious disses

    Thursday, 20-Oct-16 06:53:04 UTC from web
  2. Do "kids these days" even know what static is?

    Tuesday, 18-Oct-16 13:26:00 UTC from web
  3. I can tell when my dad is drunk because he offers to drive me places

    Sunday, 16-Oct-16 15:21:46 UTC from web
  4. @mrmattimation still hasn't kiwied my wife like he promised

    Tuesday, 11-Oct-16 07:05:49 UTC from web
  5. Tiny-Hands is Donald Trump's Argonian name.

    Saturday, 08-Oct-16 05:32:06 UTC from web
    • Meh. Ran out of .452 bullets.

      Saturday, 01-Oct-16 23:56:12 UTC from web
      • @metaltao Have you painted your room pink yet?

        Saturday, 01-Oct-16 22:01:49 UTC from web
        • Bungholio!

          Sunday, 25-Sep-16 08:18:02 UTC from web
          • Hm...

            I saw managerial incompetence at work yet again today.

            "Left" politicians are using the Charleston shooting to push their anti-gun agenda.

            Right-wingers are using the Charleston shooting to push a racist and/or religious obscurantist agenda.

            I need a drink! Bacardi and Cola time!

            Friday, 19-Jun-15 22:05:05 UTC from web
          • Come to Life is probably the best song introduced in DDR A and I will fight you if you object

            Saturday, 17-Sep-16 05:44:02 UTC from web
          • Sociopaths like Shkreli should be placed under psychiatric surveillance 24/7.

            Sunday, 11-Sep-16 16:33:20 UTC from web
          • I straight up would not hesitate to punch Martin Shrekeli in the face if I ever ran into him. Don't give a FrankerZ about drug price raising. Don't give a apple about his bad taste in midwest emo. Don't give a batcave about his politics. Would just like to papayaing lay him out, especially because he fancies himself an MMA fighter. Dude has never taken a punch in his life. I could floor him, and it would be hilarious

            Sunday, 11-Sep-16 15:48:20 UTC from shitposter.club
          • Sarcasm has been banned in North Korea: http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/kim-jong-un-bans-sarcasm-after-north-koreans-praise-him-ironically-using-phrases-like-this-all-1580270

            Saturday, 10-Sep-16 01:26:48 UTC from web
            • @rarity Nnoope. It is also amusing to watch their influence continue to wane. :D

              Monday, 05-Sep-16 02:15:20 UTC from web
            • @rarity True, given that they conveniently ignore that their Dear Leader, Ronald Reagan, kicked off California's draconian gun control legislation (as a reaction to blacks carrying guns to protect themselves from racist cops).

              Monday, 05-Sep-16 01:59:00 UTC from web
            • Another failure? Do North Korea and SpaceX use the same rockets? :P

              Friday, 02-Sep-16 17:55:51 UTC from web
              • If you want to feel really old, Rebecca Black just turned 30

                Friday, 02-Sep-16 17:21:53 UTC from web
              • There is but one Bunghole!

                Friday, 02-Sep-16 05:32:20 UTC from web
                • Hey, Trump supporters, can I ask you a real, serious question? I swear to Christ I'm not making fun of you this time. What's your reasoning for voting for him? The only argument I've really heard is "he speaks his mind" or "he's anti-PC", which is all fine if that's your prerogative, but I feel like it shouldn't be the only reason to support a candidate?

                  Tuesday, 30-Aug-16 23:36:10 UTC from web
                • Ok so I just got done watching season 5 episode 9, im really behind on the show...

                  Saturday, 20-Aug-16 09:13:44 UTC from web
                • No compadre

                  Friday, 19-Aug-16 04:11:35 UTC from web
                  • Oh my sweet baby goodness! Soylent now has a food bar

                    Friday, 19-Aug-16 02:38:34 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                  • How is the days of the peoples todays?

                    Friday, 19-Aug-16 02:28:27 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                  • The protagonist of Undertale: The Twin Souls ends every sentence with "uwu".

                    Friday, 19-Aug-16 01:47:14 UTC from web
                  • :^) http://pny.lv/0r5bx

                    Friday, 19-Aug-16 02:10:44 UTC from web
                    • http://pny.lv/0r5bw

                      Friday, 19-Aug-16 02:10:30 UTC from web
                      • so my legs are swollen and itchy as hell, and I'm supposed to go teach kids basic survival skills tomorrow morning, gods I hope I feel better tomorrow :(
                        So, what's going with you guys?

                        Thursday, 18-Aug-16 21:36:26 UTC from web
                      • It fits my grey melancholy

                        Friday, 12-Aug-16 21:50:58 UTC from web
                        • I'm in love with this song https://youtu.be/ikpc1BN4nN8

                          Friday, 12-Aug-16 21:46:17 UTC from web