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The Oompa Loompas didn't really deliver puzzles or riddles as they claim. Just loquacious disses
Thursday, 20-Oct-16 06:53:04 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin They also gave us Donald Trump.
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@m14brony He's an offshot species. Trumpa Lumpa
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@thelastgherkin The chief characteristic of that species is having hands that are even smaller than those of Oompa Loompas.
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Do "kids these days" even know what static is?
Tuesday, 18-Oct-16 13:26:00 UTC from web-
@m14brony no, but she gets Fluffle Puffed if we bother her when she's prepping a case
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I can tell when my dad is drunk because he offers to drive me places
Sunday, 16-Oct-16 15:21:46 UTC from web- eris likes this.
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@mrmattimation still hasn't kiwied my wife like he promised
Tuesday, 11-Oct-16 07:05:49 UTC from web-
@razzleberry That was just locker room talk.
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@m14brony But I paid for it
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Tiny-Hands is Donald Trump's Argonian name.
Saturday, 08-Oct-16 05:32:06 UTC from web -
Meh. Ran out of .452 bullets.
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Saturday, 01-Oct-16 22:01:49 UTC from web
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Bungholio!
Sunday, 25-Sep-16 08:18:02 UTC from web -
Hm...
I saw managerial incompetence at work yet again today.
"Left" politicians are using the Charleston shooting to push their anti-gun agenda.
Right-wingers are using the Charleston shooting to push a racist and/or religious obscurantist agenda.
I need a drink! Bacardi and Cola time!Friday, 19-Jun-15 22:05:05 UTC from web- MetalTao likes this.
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Come to Life is probably the best song introduced in DDR A and I will fight you if you object
Saturday, 17-Sep-16 05:44:02 UTC from web-
@redenchilada **throws an object at you**
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Sociopaths like Shkreli should be placed under psychiatric surveillance 24/7.
Sunday, 11-Sep-16 16:33:20 UTC from web-
@m14brony I think his Twitter does a good job of monitoring that seeing as he keeps trying to seduce rappers for music
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I straight up would not hesitate to punch Martin Shrekeli in the face if I ever ran into him. Don't give a FrankerZ about drug price raising. Don't give a apple about his bad taste in midwest emo. Don't give a batcave about his politics. Would just like to papayaing lay him out, especially because he fancies himself an MMA fighter. Dude has never taken a punch in his life. I could floor him, and it would be hilarious
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@redenchilada Oh, this guy. I remember that.
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Sarcasm has been banned in North Korea: http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/kim-jong-un-bans-sarcasm-after-north-koreans-praise-him-ironically-using-phrases-like-this-all-1580270
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Monday, 05-Sep-16 02:15:20 UTC from web
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@rarity True, given that they conveniently ignore that their Dear Leader, Ronald Reagan, kicked off California's draconian gun control legislation (as a reaction to blacks carrying guns to protect themselves from racist cops).
Monday, 05-Sep-16 01:59:00 UTC from web-
@rarity Not to mention that studies have shown that those who rely on Fox News tend to be less informed than those who pay NO attention to the news.
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Another failure? Do North Korea and SpaceX use the same rockets? :P
Friday, 02-Sep-16 17:55:51 UTC from web -
If you want to feel really old, Rebecca Black just turned 30
Friday, 02-Sep-16 17:21:53 UTC from web-
@scribus Don't google it
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@thelastgherkin You scared the Fluffle Puff out of me.
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@scribus I never googled it, but I had the same thought; there is no way she can be roughly a year younger than me. :P
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There is but one Bunghole!
Friday, 02-Sep-16 05:32:20 UTC from web -
Hey, Trump supporters, can I ask you a real, serious question? I swear to Christ I'm not making fun of you this time. What's your reasoning for voting for him? The only argument I've really heard is "he speaks his mind" or "he's anti-PC", which is all fine if that's your prerogative, but I feel like it shouldn't be the only reason to support a candidate?
Tuesday, 30-Aug-16 23:36:10 UTC from web- mcscx and moonman like this.
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@mrmattimation I don't mind if people don't take me seriously and I didn't copy-paste it. The list is real and I would vote for him.
Acting like a sheep because I use #Trump's term #CrookedHillary? She really is crooked. Look at the e-mail scandal. If her name wasn't #Clinton she would have been jailed on the first day. -
@richardbaeck Your style of typing is reminiscent of some school shooters, I think.
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@ceruleanspark Thank you, I do realize this. First it can be assumed that for each negative reason, the inverse is an affirmative reason for Trump. Mostly, this is a classic "lesser of two evils" argument. I realize entirely the character flaws of Trump. I mostly will not, and can not support any candidate of the Democratic party. (For religious reasons)
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Ok so I just got done watching season 5 episode 9, im really behind on the show...
Saturday, 20-Aug-16 09:13:44 UTC from web-
@baglesman Yes, I love talking about random things on this site :)
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@critialcloudkicker I come on here in only certain situations like tonight with the really amazing episode I saw
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No compadre
Friday, 19-Aug-16 04:11:35 UTC from web -
Oh my sweet baby goodness! Soylent now has a food bar
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How is the days of the peoples todays?
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The protagonist of Undertale: The Twin Souls ends every sentence with "uwu".
Friday, 19-Aug-16 01:47:14 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation UnU
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@mushi OwO
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so my legs are swollen and itchy as hell, and I'm supposed to go teach kids basic survival skills tomorrow morning, gods I hope I feel better tomorrow :(
So, what's going with you guys?Thursday, 18-Aug-16 21:36:26 UTC from web-
@zennx not much to tell other than a couple day's worth of hiking. I did have to chase a waterr bottle down a steep slope though.
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It fits my grey melancholy
Friday, 12-Aug-16 21:50:58 UTC from web -
I'm in love with this song https://youtu.be/ikpc1BN4nN8
Friday, 12-Aug-16 21:46:17 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I'm going to have to agree with you on that
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@mrmattimation matt I think you and I have completely different likes of music
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@mrmattimation definitely one of my more favourite theme tunes. Not solely for the fact that it's easily the most racking show I've ever seen emotionally speaking.
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