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  1. I can't believe they're making a Twinkie movie

    Monday, 26-Sep-16 18:52:47 UTC from web
  2. Saying "this movie looks like it's not gonna be very good" is not the same thing as saying "OH HOLY GODS A MONSTER HUNTER MOVIE OH NO EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE WHY ARE THEY MAKING THIS" is what I'm trying to say.

    Monday, 26-Sep-16 18:32:28 UTC from web
  3. I too would like to whine about Hollywood making a movie about my favorite thing that I am not required to watch

    Monday, 26-Sep-16 18:11:27 UTC from web
  4. so, Hollywood is making a Monster Hunter movie
    I HAVE QUESTIONS
    First off: WHY?
    Wait, was there a plot to the games?
    Kuz all I've been doing was kill monsters so I could build goofy armors and be able to hunt bigger monsters, have I been playing it wrong?
    I hope so, kuz if not then it's gonna be a full length movie about killing monsters for the sake of killing monsters

    and OH DEAR ELDER GODS I hope it's not live action
    I don't think the fabric of reality can survive a bunch of dudes with giant CGI swords and bows trying to kill giant CGI monsters

    Monday, 26-Sep-16 18:08:48 UTC from web
    • My sister's gf is the only person I know that can, and will, just drink pure hot sauce.

      Monday, 26-Sep-16 02:35:16 UTC from web
    • btw I won that shokugeki I talked about
      the idiot overcooked his rice

      Monday, 26-Sep-16 04:27:48 UTC from web
    • *speechless* http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/851286

      Monday, 26-Sep-16 07:14:24 UTC from web
    • I think RDN would benefit if all altercations were in the form of a friendly rap battle

      Sunday, 25-Sep-16 14:35:46 UTC from web
    • Hey RDN, what's up? I've been translating Japanese text on my Transformers. So I have that going for me.

      Sunday, 25-Sep-16 13:45:35 UTC from web
    • should have decided this earlier... it's 8am now

      Sunday, 25-Sep-16 07:05:34 UTC from web
      • Fluffle Puff it, pulling an all nighter

        Sunday, 25-Sep-16 07:04:44 UTC from web
        • so, intalled Paladins kuz a friend of mine is trying to convince me to play Overwatch, but I'll never give money to Activision after what they did to starcraft.
          anyway as the setup starts it starts to install Visual Studio 2012's Redistributables <-This is never a good sign
          so I get in the game, go into practice mode, fire a couple of shots calibrate the mouse sensitivity, and leave the practice room

          Game instantly crashes

          VISUAL STUDIO EVERYBODY

          Sunday, 25-Sep-16 02:37:09 UTC from web
          • How does one do things

            Sunday, 25-Sep-16 00:14:27 UTC from web
          • please give this anti-communist comic from the 60's a read, it's really funny http://imgur.com/a/Q0ZrX

            Saturday, 24-Sep-16 23:47:58 UTC from web
          • but I'm a grape, I'm a mango

            Saturday, 24-Sep-16 22:44:17 UTC from web
          • Guess whose dumb ass bought a MacBook Pro because he's sick of open source halfassery and won't put up with Windows!? Give you a hint, IT WAS ME!! #

            Saturday, 24-Sep-16 21:31:29 UTC from web
          • http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/23/monty-pythons-terry-jones-has-been-diagnosed-with-dementia/
            NO!
            Fluffle Puff NO!
            NO!

            Saturday, 24-Sep-16 01:44:01 UTC from web
          • my punishment for harassing Graham Linehan on the Internet was having to drive through Silent Hill while a very angry looking black woman weaved in and out of traffic at 70mph with her six year old in the front seat

            Friday, 23-Sep-16 11:37:25 UTC from web
          • I wonder why symmetry is so prevalent in known lifeforms, I know it's simple to do at a growth lvl, but why is it so rare to find asymmetric complex life?

            Friday, 23-Sep-16 11:18:11 UTC from web
          • Half-Life, Science, Supercancer, Einstein is Gordon Freeman's bae and other stuff:
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFI74IqDYsU
            srsly watch this, it's really interesting

            Friday, 23-Sep-16 11:12:17 UTC from web
            • Bojack Horseman in Zootopia 2.

              Friday, 23-Sep-16 06:05:17 UTC from web
            • also you guys
              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bS7VDneMcM
              It's El Santo's Birthday
              RIP you fantastic wrestler

              Friday, 23-Sep-16 05:41:33 UTC from web
              • I might try and go for a Quiche

                Friday, 23-Sep-16 05:30:35 UTC from web
                • so, this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY (had to do it) I'm going to participate in a shokugeki against a friend who just got hired at a restaurant
                  no cooking time limit, one dish: Main-course, Focus ingredient: Ginseng; no meat.
                  Loser pays the winner's dinner that day

                  Friday, 23-Sep-16 05:19:27 UTC from web
                  • http://pny.lv/0uq83 Ah, my favourite pony, DRTTNCH

                    Thursday, 22-Sep-16 21:22:51 UTC from web
                  • guys, can Betelgeuse be the new Pepe?
                    http://i.imgur.com/papayacLOo.jpg

                    Thursday, 22-Sep-16 10:19:25 UTC from web
                    • Describe yourself with three characters: h o t

                      Thursday, 22-Sep-16 09:50:14 UTC from web
                    • One day I'll master L-Space, then we'll see who's the Ooook

                      Thursday, 22-Sep-16 09:48:45 UTC from web
                      • Is this the ASMR fetishists club? I came as soon as I heard

                        Thursday, 22-Sep-16 08:32:05 UTC from web
                      • so, I just re-wrote Othello as a Capone-era gangster...
                        I'm quickly adapting all of Shakespeare's works in my own way
                        Next I'll either work in "The two gentlemen of Verona" or "Comedy of Errors", tho I don't know how I'll handle the latter

                        Meanwhile the infinite monkeys with the typewriters haven't even finished the 1st act of King Lear, I mean, one of them did, but he then rubbed it with poop, and we had to set it on fire (both the monkey and the play), so technically, they haven't done it.

                        Still can't beat the Orangutans
                        but they know how to use L-Space (mostly due to their incredibly short and yet complex wording structure; you have no idea how many meanings the word "ook" can have depending on subject, latitude and relative air humidity)

                        Thursday, 22-Sep-16 08:27:29 UTC from web