Notices by orungano (tiff), page 26
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One day I'll tell my friends I'm not being dragged to clubs anymore and I'll actually mean it
Wednesday, 10-Jan-18 20:07:12 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation do your customers not enter and exit through the same door
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apparently my mum's primary objection to the idea of doing cocaine is the cost
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I've broken two pairs of trousers in the last 24 hours, I think I might have gotten too fat
Monday, 08-Jan-18 19:57:17 UTC from web -
@awl squishy marshmallow buttholes
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@awl I too hate when I mango on the way to school
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@scribus I like when people tell me they don't have their ID pass on them so that I can refuse to let them through the door because it's a security breach
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the entire "feminists who don't talk about women's rights in muslim countries" argument is dumb
Monday, 08-Jan-18 18:50:06 UTC from web -
@ceruleanspark vorny on main
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@mrmattimation I... see
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@mrmattimation explain
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@mono clearly
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so what's funny about the ugandan knuckles meme thing?
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just realised my bio still says i'm 19 lol
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 22:08:33 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin how ba-a-a-ad can i be
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@scribus i scanned for about 0.2 seconds and saw you
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@awl yeah, as somebody who hates clutter i'm inclined to eat/drink stuff just to clear it out
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and three creme eggs
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 14:32:58 UTC from web -
I've eaten no less than three kinder eggs this week
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 14:32:50 UTC from web -
having a receptacle that can fit nicely in your hand seems to make you drink faster, and therefore you fill it up more regularly ad infinitum
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drinking out of a tiny jar actually does wonders for getting enough water every day
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 14:28:02 UTC from web -
@awl i said 'kinkshame' not 'call out for being an actual sex criminal'
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I was out driving today and I waited a little too late to hit the brakes at a light so i had to squeeze it a little harder than I normally and the car lurched a bit and I nearly farted but i didn't
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i want to go back to the old days of 2016 RDN where we kinkshamed random internet artists
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I listened to both Drive Like Jehu albums the other day and those are awesome
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 12:25:25 UTC from web -
my plan to listen to at least one new (non-2018) album a day this year is going well so far
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 12:24:24 UTC from web -
Grandaddy Saved My Marriage
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@scribus if they were really cool they'd be named Back Stabbath
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I learned recently that someone I work with used to be in a doom metal band and I'm listening to it and I have no idea what constitutes a good doom metal album
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smooth by santana even, lmao
Saturday, 06-Jan-18 15:33:17 UTC from web