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  1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

    @colfax He said "The proportions on this drain are all messed up. I can't believe one moth without drains would do this to me!"

    Friday, 05-Oct-12 21:38:37 UTC from StatusNet Android in context
  2. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

    http://derpiboo.ru/113611

    Thursday, 04-Oct-12 22:16:23 UTC from web in context
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    @mushi DIE 9GAG

    Wednesday, 03-Oct-12 23:50:30 UTC from web in context
  4. A Big Pony A Big Pony

    @blues4th how you gonna do it? Just whip it out in front of her?

    Tuesday, 02-Oct-12 01:01:52 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  5. Sir E. Hooves III Sir E. Hooves III

    @zeldatra Like what? A random number generator strapped to a dictionary?

    Sunday, 30-Sep-12 19:12:21 UTC from web in context
  6. derpyshy / chem derpyshy / chem

    @cskyes http://ur1.ca/ag4mx

    Sunday, 30-Sep-12 15:16:46 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  7. Caim Caim

    @scribus http://ur1.ca/aft6l

    Sunday, 30-Sep-12 00:47:45 UTC from web in context
  8. anypony anypony

    In 1992 I innovated

    Tuesday, 25-Sep-12 23:30:07 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  9. anypony anypony

    secret trick invented by a Mom: sleeping with virgin to cure the aids

    Monday, 24-Sep-12 20:26:10 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  10. Desmond Roseluck Desmond Roseluck

    @ceruleenchilada Is best EDMchilada

    Monday, 24-Sep-12 03:32:26 UTC from web in context
  11. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

    "Now you are at my House." should be in the bio blacklist. All I've ever seen that in are spambots' profiles.

    Monday, 24-Sep-12 02:48:04 UTC from web in context
  12. madington flavors madington flavors

    A man threw a blender out of a moving vehicle at me today. Ordinarily I would be extremely upset and angered over the potential damage it could have done to me, but seeing as I was actually in need of one and this particular one was in quite good working condition despite having an unfortunate meeting with the ground at a high velocity I consider it a win for the day.

    Monday, 24-Sep-12 02:22:59 UTC from web
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    "I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy."

    Sunday, 23-Sep-12 17:42:12 UTC from web
  14. Matt Matt

    The Romney story really shows the struggle of someone at the top trying to climb to the top.

    Sunday, 23-Sep-12 03:17:55 UTC from web in context
  15. derpyshy / chem derpyshy / chem

    @cskyes BORN THIS WAAAAAAY

    Sunday, 23-Sep-12 01:50:06 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  16. (Spirit of Happiness)(Element of Eloquency) (Spirit of Happiness)(Element of Eloquency)

    @derps I sleep naked in Nutella. That feel.

    Monday, 17-Sep-12 03:32:41 UTC from web in context
  17. doates doates

    A cigar. A Tommy Gun. And a pony. Churchill is set. http://ur1.ca/a7dzc

    Wednesday, 12-Sep-12 01:07:42 UTC from web