Alexander Garro's home timeline

Notices

  1. He's in his own home! Hostage is a bit much

    Thursday, 11-May-17 20:47:30 UTC from web
    • Should the FAQ have a wiki for our garbage and memes?

      Thursday, 11-May-17 18:23:51 UTC from web
    • http://pny.lv/1j017

      Thursday, 11-May-17 18:43:45 UTC from web
      • if you're still there, ihatemangos95 or whatever: i miss you, dad

        Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:44:08 UTC from web
      • I missed one.

        Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:36:46 UTC from web
      • it's funny because that racist shtick made him fit in even better

        Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:26:36 UTC from web
      • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COaOCuv0yWA Forza is a serious racing simulator

        Wednesday, 26-Apr-17 17:40:42 UTC from web
        • I don't think I will ever be happy

          Saturday, 22-Apr-17 15:01:06 UTC from MuSTArDroid
        • Does everyone's gmail get ads for dating mature women or am I just that easy to figure out

          Saturday, 22-Apr-17 09:53:50 UTC from MuSTArDroid
        • http://i.imgur.com/Z2JrqsJ.jpg Only he can save us now.

          Thursday, 20-Apr-17 17:38:29 UTC from web
          • If you can vote in the UK election and plan to vote for Teresa May, you are a bad person and need to leave my website.

            Tuesday, 18-Apr-17 18:11:38 UTC from web
            • Tbh I'm shocked there wasn't already a mass murderer named the Facebook Killer.

              Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:39:59 UTC from web
            • by which I mean pedophiles, Literal Murderers, and the French

              Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:17:40 UTC from web
            • Don't forget we had that mafia guy and his allegedly extant babby

              Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:22:31 UTC from web
              • Also I'm fairly certain that this instance actually has the most restrictive conduct rules of any instance in the federation. Which is why there are only like 4 people on it.

                Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:15:33 UTC from web
              • Though looking around we are tagged (Negatively) as a "Free Speech Zone" on one instance (Which is some kind of "we're calling you nazis without using the word nazi" dogwhistle) and as "Oppressive grapeposters" on another. (Which is a surprise. I didn't think we had the volume to do anything oppressively)

                Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:13:26 UTC from web
                • Wait, this isn't an instance for Nazis? I've been hoarding all these swastikas for nothing!

                  Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:11:27 UTC from web
                  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C7zBD6g4mY

                    Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 17:28:48 UTC from web
                    • But since it's a you, it'll be more of a "Moderately satisfying ending"

                      Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:04:21 UTC from web
                      • "I never thought I'd say "Less Teeth" on a handjob"

                        Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:03:34 UTC from web
                        • Why not give it a try and if you hate it I'll stop

                          Monday, 10-Apr-17 21:55:58 UTC from web
                        • My mum just went into graphic detail about the sex lives of two of the elderly residents at work

                          Monday, 10-Apr-17 19:07:59 UTC from web
                        • Legalise gay space weed

                          Monday, 10-Apr-17 18:49:12 UTC from web
                          • More glad that @ceruleanspark has kept this instance open for us, even if it isn't so busy.

                            Saturday, 08-Apr-17 23:32:25 UTC from web
                          • I can't see dick underwater

                            Friday, 07-Apr-17 23:37:02 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com
                          • Nightcore Tim Buckley

                            Friday, 07-Apr-17 23:37:36 UTC from web
                          • Make sure to visit Ross' grave today to pay your respects. Bring flowers. And lesbian porn.

                            Thursday, 06-Apr-17 20:28:47 UTC from web
                          • If Ross was still alive it would be his birthday

                            Thursday, 06-Apr-17 19:10:25 UTC from web
                            • If I'm just going about my day and you, someone I don't know, throws a water balloon at me, damn right I'm going to deck you in the cherrying skull

                              Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 22:30:26 UTC from web
                            • Congratulations on solving gods alphabet puzzle

                              Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 18:50:06 UTC from web