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I don't think I will ever be happy
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@tiffany You strike me, as a man who will never be satisfied
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@ceruleanspark get out of my head
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Does everyone's gmail get ads for dating mature women or am I just that easy to figure out
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@tiffany I told you to stay away from my mother
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@ceruleanspark That's no way to talk to your stepdad
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@tiffany God rest his zombie bones
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http://i.imgur.com/Z2JrqsJ.jpg Only he can save us now.
Thursday, 20-Apr-17 17:38:29 UTC from web -
If you can vote in the UK election and plan to vote for Teresa May, you are a bad person and need to leave my website.
Tuesday, 18-Apr-17 18:11:38 UTC from web -
Tbh I'm shocked there wasn't already a mass murderer named the Facebook Killer.
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:39:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation The Mastodon killer.
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by which I mean pedophiles, Literal Murderers, and the French
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:17:40 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark No.
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@takeFrankerZakenji That seems bad for federation in general.
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@takeFrankerZakenji Hahahahah
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Don't forget we had that mafia guy and his allegedly extant babby
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:22:31 UTC from web -
Also I'm fairly certain that this instance actually has the most restrictive conduct rules of any instance in the federation. Which is why there are only like 4 people on it.
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:15:33 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark we've also had the entire gamut of contemptible types of individuals
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Though looking around we are tagged (Negatively) as a "Free Speech Zone" on one instance (Which is some kind of "we're calling you nazis without using the word nazi" dogwhistle) and as "Oppressive grapeposters" on another. (Which is a surprise. I didn't think we had the volume to do anything oppressively)
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:13:26 UTC from web -
Wait, this isn't an instance for Nazis? I've been hoarding all these swastikas for nothing!
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:11:27 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 17:28:48 UTC from web -
But since it's a you, it'll be more of a "Moderately satisfying ending"
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:04:21 UTC from web -
"I never thought I'd say "Less Teeth" on a handjob"
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:03:34 UTC from web -
Why not give it a try and if you hate it I'll stop
Monday, 10-Apr-17 21:55:58 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark can this be our new name
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My mum just went into graphic detail about the sex lives of two of the elderly residents at work
Monday, 10-Apr-17 19:07:59 UTC from web-
@tiffany He used to enjoy just standing up in the dining hall and dropping his trousers as well.
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@ceruleanspark I respect that
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Legalise gay space weed
Monday, 10-Apr-17 18:49:12 UTC from web -
More glad that @ceruleanspark has kept this instance open for us, even if it isn't so busy.
Saturday, 08-Apr-17 23:32:25 UTC from web-
@awl And I'll continue to do so, as long as anyone cares about it.
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I can't see dick underwater
- orungano repeated this.
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@tiffany2 Wow whoever set up this bot really captured your interests
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@ceruleanspark I'm honestly kind of stunned by its veracity
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@ceruleanspark That's what I like that Babylon Zoo literally just work together and they still have that power
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Nightcore Tim Buckley
Friday, 07-Apr-17 23:37:36 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark you hear about visual novels
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Make sure to visit Ross' grave today to pay your respects. Bring flowers. And lesbian porn.
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 20:28:47 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph Furry lesbian porn
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If Ross was still alive it would be his birthday
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 19:10:25 UTC from web -
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 18:37:46 UTC from web
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If I'm just going about my day and you, someone I don't know, throws a water balloon at me, damn right I'm going to deck you in the cherrying skull
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 22:30:26 UTC from web-
@tiffany You remind me of a time when someone tried to drive by water balloon a friend and I, and managed to instead throw a water balloon directly into their car stereo
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@ceruleanspark I'm glad I could instil such a perfect blessing into your brain
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Congratulations on solving gods alphabet puzzle
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 18:50:06 UTC from web -
That's how you indicate you want this massage to include a happy ending
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 18:40:33 UTC from web -
Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:38:07 UTC from web -
This elevator is gonna be our coffin
Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:34:35 UTC from web -
I fixed the clock, so that probably broke everything else. At worst, it fixed federation.
Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:19:25 UTC from web -
BREAKING: Gibraltar calls EU a cuck http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/03/eu-will-not-give-way-gibraltar-diplomats-say-talk-war-dismissed/
Monday, 03-Apr-17 20:12:08 UTC from web -
“I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty – that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty, that’s my series arc, Morty, if it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty, that’s what’s going to take us all the way to the end, Morty, nine more seasons Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce, for 97 more years, I want that McNugget sauce, Morty.”
Monday, 03-Apr-17 18:21:08 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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