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  1. True Ending: The audit means nothing and we all forget about this in two months.

    Normal Ending: The audit means nothing but Jill Stein secretly uses some of her funding to create a crystalline catalyst which connects her to a spirit god that gives her enough energy to make the Greens viable in 2020.

    Good Ending: The audit reveals widespread tampering in Trump’s favor. His presidency is overturned and the GOP is humiliated. Hillary becomes the first wokebae president. America is destroyed in a nuclear war with Russia two years later.

    Bad Ending: The audit reveals widespread tampering in Trump’s favor. His presidency is overturned, but people refuse to accept the new results. Civil war breaks out and life becomes hell for everyone in the US except for depraved militia leaders. The US government eventually falls and the states break up into separate dictatorships. California doesn’t even notice that anything has happened.

    Secret Ending: The audit reveals that Trump’s victory was wider than anyone could have possibly imagined. Democrats are completely humiliated and disappear for the next 8 years.

    Joke Ending: Jeb!

    about 8 days ago from shitposter.club
  2. Inexplicably agitated today.

    about 5 hours ago from web
    • Guy just walked up to me. "You sell beef jerky?" I work in seafood

      about a day ago from web
    • It's not that the audio is non-diegetic either, as the characters can demonstrably hear it.

      about a day ago from web
      • The fact that I can just put FF8's soundtrack on in the car in FF15 raises questions for me. Does FF8 exist inside the world of FF15?

        about a day ago from web
        • I can't believe @mushi won't get in the goddamn bag

          about a day ago from web
        • /of course/ the way to defeat the giant enemy crabs in FF15 is to flip them over on their back and attack their weak points for massive damage.

          about a day ago from web
          • I wish Theresa May were as old as she looks because then she wouldn't be able to govern

            about a day ago from web
          • I am everything I have ever wanted to be - a wacky uncle - but I have no audience of nieces or nephews to witness it.

            about 2 days ago from web
            • WHO TOUCHED THE THERMOSTAT?

              about 2 days ago from shitposter.club
            • That was neat, my ears feel vibratey now.

              about 2 days ago from web
              • Dude what the hell even is a brain really

                about 2 days ago from web
                • i love horses and they love me. i love their mottled banana

                  about 2 days ago from web
                • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wDeEl6evBc
                  This is my life now.

                  about 2 days ago from gs.smuglo.li
                • Greenland is mostly ice, whereas Iceland is actually Ireland misspelled.

                  about 10 months ago from web
                • I got my license today

                  about 2 days ago from web
                • Gotta keep doing Doctor Sweetleaf at least until 2020 election season so I can use the slogan "Sweetleaf for '20!"

                  about 2 days ago from web
                  • God damn it, "Yes We Can" would have been perfect there, FrankerZ!

                    about 2 days ago from web
                  • You can believe anything if you put your mind to it!

                    about 2 days ago from web
                  • I thought I had an assignment due tomorrow and panicked but it turns out I misread the date so instead of learning from that I'm just gonna procrastinate more.

                    about 2 days ago from web
                  • My cubicle neighbors are way judgmental of our clients

                    about 2 days ago from web
                    • Today is going very slowly and I don't want to be here anymore

                      about 2 days ago from web
                    • off to see moana

                      about 2 days ago from web
                    • This is a good-ass sandwich, I should get breakfast here more often

                      about 2 days ago from web
                    • Nebby, get in the FrankerZing bag

                      about 3 days ago from web
                      • Incineroars default damage pose makes it look like he's doing a 3-point landing when he gets sky-dropped.

                        about 3 days ago from web
                        • which resident of lazytown do you think has autism

                          about 3 days ago from web
                        • Someone explain lazy town to me

                          about 3 days ago from web
                        • I mean, that sentence could apply to anything really

                          about 3 days ago from web
                          • imagine a gem in your pee hole

                            about 3 days ago from web

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