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  1. Every time I try on a new accent it feels like racism

    about 2 hours ago from web
  2. RDN is about 1m tall.

    about 5 hours ago from gs.kawa-kun.com
  3. All Foreigners, Especially The French

    about 4 hours ago from web
    • grape Google and Android!

      about 5 hours ago from web
      • Homeo Sapiens

        about 8 hours ago from web
      • Intimate familiarity with the sounds of camels

        about 9 hours ago from web
      • I'm savouring the nuances of genuine conversation, as if they're having sex with me because vegetation dies when I bring her cool boyfriend

        about 10 hours ago from gs.kawa-kun.com
      • I wish Twitter would stop trying to make me want to kiwi the Wendy's logo

        about 15 hours ago from web
      • Are you pondering what The Rock is pondering, jabroni?

        about a day ago from web
      • I have successfully survived a live performance by Corey Feldman!

        about a day ago from web
      • I don't think I will ever be happy

        about 2 days ago from MuSTArDroid
      • Does everyone's gmail get ads for dating mature women or am I just that easy to figure out

        about 2 days ago from MuSTArDroid
      • I actually have only a garbage and memes understanding of Mastodon in the first place.

        about 2 days ago from web
        • So is there a matrix anywhere of the Mastodon instances and which other instances they de-federated with?

          about 2 days ago from gnusocial.de
        • DENTAL PLAN

          about 2 days ago from shitposter.club
        • Still so sleep, !caffeine why you fail me???!?

          about 2 days ago from web
          • I am a strange loup.

            about 2 days ago from web
            • i regret asking

              about 3 days ago from web
            • My Dutch wife cheated on me

              about 3 days ago from web
              • Apparently we're getting another dog tomorrow

                about 3 days ago from gs.kawa-kun.com
              • The Intercept's just released a 4-part series about US government terrorism prosecutions since 9/11 called Trial and Terror, including amazing data visualizations: theintercept.com/series/trial-

                about 3 days ago from mastodon.social
              • >it's another Vriska gets drunk episode

                about 3 days ago from shitposter.club
              • http://i.imgur.com/Z2JrqsJ.jpg Only he can save us now.

                about 3 days ago from web
                • I am shocked, SHOCKED, to find that Peter Lorre and Humphrey Bogart's "You despise me" exchange isn't on the Funny or Awesome subpage on TV Tropes' Casablanca page!

                  about 4 days ago from web
                  • if you guys are okay, dont go on mastodon tomorrow

                    about 4 days ago from shitposter.club
                  • please help me cast my live action Steven Universe movie with Seth Rogen as Steven Universe, Time Warner needs the pitch by today

                    about 4 days ago from web
                  • Happy holidays! https://gnusocial.de/attachment/3816702

                    about 4 days ago from gnusocial.de
                  • Update: The worm I was planning to give Vriska was NOT a disease, it was simply my wiener.

                    about 4 days ago from web
                  • I'm gonna start a company called "If I Told You I Would Have To Kill You" just for the business cards.

                    about 4 days ago from web
                    • guess who'll be going on a date in 24 hours boys

                      about 5 days ago from web