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  1. donald trump is not attending the correspondents' dinner, which of course means that other people can now attend

    about 2 hours ago from web
  2. I Am Unhappy: https://tmblr.co/ZdN9ou2IsRThb

    about 20 hours ago from web
    • @mrmattimation Longing for intimacy is fine, it's when one feels entitled to it that it's a problem. "Being bothered that you're not getting any" is really not drastically different than any other description of loneliness, and that's natural to feel. My thoughts are not as well-organized as yours at the moment, but the point is, hang in there man. Step by step, one day at a time.

      about 19 hours ago in context
  3. car does a flip "jesus christ"

    about 20 hours ago from gs.smuglo.li
  4. I'm going to start an *ahem* adult literature and photography magazine called "The Book of Onan."

    about 20 hours ago from web
    • back to cracked dot com

      about 20 hours ago from web
      • apple ME I'M SUPPOSED TO BE EDITING VIDEO

        about 20 hours ago from web
        • Oh, apple, I'm drinking and listening to Irish music again.

          about 20 hours ago from web
          • It's schwifty time today~

            about 21 hours ago from web
            • Nothing says "squanchy" like the Poxy Boggards.

              about 21 hours ago from web
              • "I am human and I need to #, just like everybody else does"

                about 21 hours ago from web
                • I was going to say "Roxanne" but then Tiff's name autopopulated and I was like OK then.

                  about 22 hours ago from web
                  • put on the red light

                    about a day ago from web
                  • What if you had a gun.

                    about 2 days ago from gs.smuglo.li
                  • Have I already said "mother-goddamn-grape" today?

                    about 2 days ago from web
                    • Exes aren't worth relationships, are they? Or wait, maybe I mean "Relationships aren't worth exes."

                      about 2 days ago from web
                      • God. batcaveing. kiwi it.

                        about 2 days ago from web
                        • @nerthos she is more calm now http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/857200

                          about 2 days ago from web
                        • somehow i got a 3.5 gpa with 23 missing assignments and 5 essays missing i think someone changed my grades

                          about 2 days ago from web
                        • What the kiwi was with Rugrats, they're like babies but talk??

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                        • I'm 3 inches per lb

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                        • My mum made a millionaire flapjack and it's going to be the thing that kills me

                          about 2 days ago from web
                        • and not just monkey faeces either

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                          • Was Gene Roddenberry gay? I'm reading this Star Trek story and he goes into an unnecessary amount of detail about Khan's beauty.

                            about 2 days ago from web
                          • I support Calexit because then the NCR will be a real

                            about 2 days ago from web
                          • You wouldn't believe how many people steal from a mangoing CVS of all places.
                            We're not allowed to do anything to them, by the way. If they don't just put the item back when we ask (assuming we catch them) they can just walk out and we're not allowed to touch them.
                            Have to call loss prevention and the cops, so stupid. Let me tackle this stupid FrankerZing tweaker who thinks he's hot banana and can steal on my shift.

                            about 2 days ago from gs.smuglo.li
                          • England, but specifically Gloucestershire

                            about 2 days ago from web
                          • I appreciate interstellar sociopolitical vandalism activists

                            about 2 days ago from web
                            • Check out "Discoveries of Exoplanets" on Wikipedia, someone copy/pasted the entire "Alien invasion" article and called the section "stop exploring whats not in your solar system or its Alien invasion."

                              about 2 days ago from web
                              • Well, I finally made the effort to start Fallout 4's DLCs. Just started Nuka World. I guess they thought the "Sunshine and Rainbows" - "I don't get a pony?" line from the end of the main questline was too subtle a reference.

                                about 3 days ago from web
                                • Quench my thirst with gaso...Potato Knishes this is awful, who the hell's idea was this anyway!?

                                  about 3 days ago from web

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