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  1. I feel bad for everyone who watched Rick and Morty's pilot and decided it wasn't a good show then and there

    about 2 hours ago from web
  2. I'm really beginning to have second thoughts about the antagonist's usage of the word "dyke" and the phrase "carpet eating". Every time I look at those lines it just makes me uncomfortable now.

    about 3 hours ago from web
  3. set up a swear jar, keep swearing, infinite money

    about 4 hours ago from web
  4. Starting to think Ozymandias resorted to Trump because he couldn't find an intergalactic squid being.

    about 2 hours ago from web
    • For once, thank you auto-correct.

      about 21 hours ago from web
      • FOMO Aristotle mister robots

        about 21 hours ago from web
        • Eww.... apple fitting

          about 21 hours ago from web
          • Haha Apple. Fitting.

            about 21 hours ago from web
            • Wait apple what I can probably play some real games now I need to not know this anymore.

              about 21 hours ago from web
              • Not sure if Hedonism Bot or Slow-Ass Self-Destruction Bot.

                about 21 hours ago from web
                • Boot to head, or arrow to knee?

                  about 22 hours ago from web
                  • I hope my YouTube / tumblr scheduling kludge works out.

                    about a day ago from web
                    • You see, Steven, Muhammad is a gem too

                      about a day ago from web
                    • Oh Irvine, I hate you so.

                      about 2 days ago from web
                    • Tacos accomplished. Also, hatched two Pokemon.

                      about 2 days ago from web
                      • Maybe now it's safe to leave.

                        about 2 days ago from web
                        • Still don't have tacos.

                          about 2 days ago from web
                          • Hooray, I felt a real emotion! It was homicidal fury! Coincidentally on a street I used to drive a bus down!

                            about 2 days ago from web
                            • There should be a Criterion Collection for memes.

                              about 2 days ago from web
                              • Currently dead inside, just batcaveposting to keep the blood flowing.

                                about 2 days ago from web
                                • https://youtu.be/R8g-lugXGBQ I'm exceedingly gallows humor'd about this # shindig.

                                  about 2 days ago from web
                                  • FrankerZ, maybe we'll make it to Mars just in time.

                                    about 2 days ago from web
                                  • So do you think our deaths will be part of the extinction of humankind, or do we still have a little more time until everybody's cherryed?

                                    about 2 days ago from web
                                    • Fact: Twitter refuses to verify me, no matter how many times I send them the script to Bee Movie

                                      about 2 days ago from web
                                    • I hate when a "verified" "celebrity" twitter account has a really short bio like... who IS this guy

                                      about 2 days ago from web
                                    • "Free speech!"
                                      "I don't like you"
                                      "wtf man you can't say that"

                                      about 20 days ago from web
                                    • I really hope Adventure Time ends with Finn and Jake both dying. No redemption, resurrection or resolution just a single long shot of their corpses, then just the regular credits. It'd be blue-balling the fanbase forever!

                                      about 2 days ago from web
                                      • Oh boy, I love kludging things together.

                                        about 2 days ago from web
                                        • http://i.imgur.com/eEHyb2u.mp4 RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIAS GREATEST LOVE MACHINE

                                          about 2 days ago from web
                                        • But I have all these Pepe's to share with my white supremacist friends

                                          about 2 days ago from web

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