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  1. Holy chrome, first season Simpsons is a trip to go back to.

    about 8 hours ago from web
  2. Most horrifying thing I've learned today: there is a disease called "noma" which is very NSFW and soul crushing bacterial face gangrene that affects mostly impoverished children. Funniest thing I've learned today: there is a Michelin rated restaurant named Noma.

    about 17 hours ago from web
  3. One day on RDN and my work blocks the site. Weeks on AV Club, so far so good. This can only mean pony racism!

    about 19 hours ago from web
  4. Write a stylised interrobang and post the result.

    about 2 days ago from web
  5. Let's just pretend I was aiming for antihumor

    about a day ago from web
    • "Pikachu!" - Pikachu, 1997

      about 2 days ago from web
    • huh, apparently the word "barbarian" comes from the way Greeks thought foreigners sounded when they spoke ("bar bar bar bar")

      about 2 days ago from web
    • They said I needed to "notwork" to advance my career but I'm beginning to suspect that may have been a typo...

      about 2 days ago from web
    • very easy to see the comparison

      about 2 days ago from shitposter.club
    • Bar-bar-bar, Barbarianne~

      about 2 days ago from web
    • Scribus Opens a Car Wash

      about 2 days ago from web
    • . http://rainbowdash.net/url/857766

      about 2 days ago from web
    • WEE-WOO WEE-WOO I'M A BIG BAD IMPORTANT USER WHO DON'T NEED NO RULES #

      about 2 days ago from ban me pls
      • Ygrapejdomsodw Glkdoldk Dbrpsodo g; KJD ,SO;H!

        about 2 days ago from web
        • If @tiffany were a Gem we'd have Crystal Pepsi.

          about 2 days ago from web
        • Also my work computrons allow me to access this place and I am so ripe for getting in trouble but, as aforementioned, I don't fully give a hoot. I should probably at least pretend to until I can afford a van and some solar panels, though.

          about 2 days ago from web
          • That said, between my cousin's suicide and my mom's cancer, I'm superlatively ready to cast off the shackles of modern materialism and . . . that's about where my plan falls apart. Step 1) Get the hell out of Dodge. Step 2) ??? Step 3) Happiness! All the same, life is short, even if you DO know how to live it. Bite me, Seneca the Younger.

            about 2 days ago from web
            • So anyway, I'm largely over talking politics online, but I have to say I still don't know how Lord Dampnut is going to be affecting my employment. I sure do keep rooting for large-scale layoffs and big fat severance checks! Sadly, one of these is much more likely than the other, and the odds are never in my favor...

              about 2 days ago from web
              • See, part of the problem with this gorram mouse program is, I keep wanting to make it more accurate, so now I'm gonna need a function called something like incest_check()

                about 2 days ago from web
                • Seriously about to join the AV Club to kvetch about this episode tho

                  about 2 days ago from web
                  • I was just thinking about how much better Steven Universe has been being and now this Rocknaldo episode is goddamn painful

                    about 2 days ago from web
                  • In honor of national coming out day, I'd just like to say: You're all gay.

                    about 5 days ago from web
                  • I'm glad the Chiliad Mystery Investigation is going so well and doesn't sound completely deranged at this point: http://i.imgur.com/IpJTKjh.jpg

                    about 6 days ago from web
                    • I'm a simple hitman. If you give me a target and have him stand anywhere near a woodchipper, one thing is going to lead to the other

                      about 6 days ago from web
                      • The problem with shaving is that I have to look at myself, which makes me want to commit suicide, but /not/ shaving leads to me developing a neckbeard, which /also/ makes me want to commit suicide.

                        about 6 days ago from web
                      • "If you are seen placing a mine, it will be considered a suspicious act" thanks hitman.

                        about 6 days ago from web
                        • There are no bees in Equestria

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                          • @ceruleanspark There are no buses in Gensōkyō.

                            about 6 days ago in context
                          • @adiwan Close your eyes and visualise the following: You are running through a forest, and see a hive hanging low in the branch of a sycamore tree. If you do not know what a sycamore tree looks like, you can substitute oak, or cedar, or any other large tree. You think it may be fun to throw rocks at the hive. You are misguided. Bees begin pouring out. An unending torrent of bees. They are swarming you. They are stinging you, and you are flailing in a futile attempt to get them off. It's worse now and they have crawled inside of you. In through your tear ducts, and down your throat, muffling your screams. Now they are the ones that are desperate. Desperate to escape their new fleshy prison. They bite and sting, in an attempt to escape from you, but you have no way of letting them escape their bonds despite it being the only thing in the world that is important to you at this very moment.

                            about 6 days ago in context
                          • @ceruleanspark Nice creepypasta. 10/10 would post again.

                            about 6 days ago in context
                        • Mai just told Joey to kill himself

                          about 6 days ago from web
                        • in another few hours the sun will rise

                          about 6 days ago from web

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