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My Dog Has Bad Breath
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@techdisk thats a really bad attempt at not spoilering.
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@zeldatra because hugh wanted her to be on.
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@sonorouscadenza Funny story there actually... Earlier this week my boss made a comment about this one chick's laptop, and how seems like it's in for service at least three times a week. I ask "which one?" "That one will all the 'My Little Pony' stickers, you can't miss it." (I'm part-time, three days a week)
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@bitshift I w6uld like t6 take this time t6 remind y6u that s6me pe6ple d6n't have the privilege t6 be sp66ked.
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there is no need for any blood shed ,this problem can be solved without villains
Friday, 26-Oct-12 21:06:14 UTC from web -
@redenchilada Don't even bother composing anything. Just switch the soundfont on someone elses midi and call it a remix! Instant classic!
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Shortest horror story ever: someone has stolen all of @toksyuryel's plushies
Sunday, 07-Oct-12 19:18:19 UTC from web -
Zombies are lame anyway.
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@thelastgherkin That's what I'm saying!
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@redenchilada A woman's chest is not a diamond mine.
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@moonprincess Hey, @anarchycarcino wants to know if you'd be willing to shove some shattered pieces of jewel up your shirt and tell us what it feels like.
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@redenchilada You can do that.
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@anarchycarcino Let's ask moonprincess to shove some jewel shards up her shirt and tell us what it's like.
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@redenchilada I wouldn't know.
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@anarchycarcino That seems painful.
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@redenchilada She shoves them in her shirt.
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@anarchycarcino In the game HUD. That's where they keep the chao keys after all.
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@redenchilada Dude, where do you even think she's keeping the emeralds?
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@anarchycarcino I ain't starin' at her. It's impolite. Plus I'm not gonna find those emeralds by staring at her all day.
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@redenchilada She ain't got nothin' else to look at.
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@anarchycarcino I don't remember that. I would say I'll have to look next time I play, but staring at an anthropomorphic bat's boobs isn't something I do.
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@anarchycarcino I don't think any Sanic games ever applied boob physics. Unless I'm mistaken.
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Centaurs are just mermaids but with horses
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if the boss i'm fighting is a dwarf, does that mean i'm fighting a mini boss?
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Dear Facebook: DO NOT USE YOUR MOBILE APP TO LEECH MY PHONE NUMBER AND ADD IT TO MY PROFILE WITHOUT MY CONSENT ARE YOU ALL IDIOTS.
Friday, 26-Oct-12 04:17:52 UTC from web -
Triggered
Friday, 26-Oct-12 11:59:55 UTC from web -
@praxis And, uh, beavers. And blue money.
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Soon you ll be shooting your own mailman
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After countless experiments, all testing proves negative... no enhanced abilities, no physical mutations, no /nothing/! It seems you shall never be anything more than a mere monkey...
Wednesday, 24-Oct-12 10:32:53 UTC from Choqok