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  1. OK you guys. As a really mean lady decided to expose in front of my whole class today, I am a virgin! In fact, this is entirely through choice and I have absolutely no interest in sex whatsoever. ASEXUAL PRIDE, doleES. In the interests of how little your opinions of me should change, here's a giraffe and some # http://fav.me/d306hm4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGrQ8e2mFck

    Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:31:18 UTC from web
    1. @thelastgherkin I mean well when I say I don't care at all.

      Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:32:50 UTC from web
      1. @redenchilada NICE.

        Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:34:23 UTC from web
    2. @thelastgherkin your teacher exposed to your whole class that you're a virgin? slap that stupid hedonistic murdock in the bucking face.

      Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:32:53 UTC from web
      1. @noizybrony Oh no, not my teacher. I'm on a course for ages 19 and up, and the lady in question was a peer at the age of 54.

        Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:35:06 UTC from web
        1. @thelastgherkin OK wow that is the most pathetic thing I've ever heard.

          Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:35:38 UTC from web
        2. @thelastgherkin Oh, dude, if she's 54, just give her a good, nice comeback of "You're just mad because you're not getting any cause you're so old and wrinkly. I bet it's dry and stale down there. gross. is that mold?" for whenever she bothers you about it again. Seriously, SLAP THAT BUCKING kiwi IN THE FAAAAACCCCEEE.

          Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:36:53 UTC from web
          1. *insert whining about the declining love and tolerance levels in the community here*

            Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:37:56 UTC from web
            1. @redenchilada I love you.

              Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:38:21 UTC from web
              1. @mrdragon <3

                Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 17:03:03 UTC from web
                1. @redenchilada Oh hi there, ^.~

                  Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 17:04:26 UTC from web
                  1. @mrdragon Hi there. :)

                    Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 17:06:57 UTC from web
                    1. @lightningcrash Oh hi to you as well

                      Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 17:07:36 UTC from web
            2. @redenchilada That's not what love and tolerance is about in the slightest and you know it.

              Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:39:04 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
              1. @ceruleanspark Oh, I know that.

                Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 17:02:43 UTC from web
                1. @redenchilada Good. Because "Love and tolerance means letting everyone walk all over you" is my least favourite misconception in this community.

                  Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 17:04:17 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                  1. @ceruleanspark Of course. It's mine too. That's why I like bringing it up so much.

                    Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 17:04:51 UTC from web
          2. @noizybrony Haha nice man. ;) We had the similar idea. *brohoof*

            Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:39:35 UTC from web
            1. @jinny *brohoof* Seriously. Buck that cherries. If i were him, i wouldn't stand for that. It doesn't matter if someone's had some or not cause that doesn't make up a person. Honestly, i'd say that should degrade a person for taking sex so casually. papayas's not right, yo.

              Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:41:19 UTC from web
              1. @noizybrony nope chuck testa

                Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:42:28 UTC from web
              2. @noizybrony Yeah. There's no reason to have to stand for that. There's a line and that lady crossed it.

                Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:44:31 UTC from web
            2. @jinny Wipeout for the PSX, cherries. yaherd?

              Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:44:57 UTC from web
              1. @noizybrony Aw...man, Wipeout was tight, but you gotta have some love for Extreme G for the N64.

                Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:46:42 UTC from web
                1. @jinny dude... that ain't got jacksheezy on Wipeout. Wipeout was the DEFINITE sh**t.

                  Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:49:03 UTC from web
                  1. @noizybrony Aww...come on now, Extreme G was sick.

                    Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:50:30 UTC from web
                    1. @jinny Extreme G was sick, there's no doubt about that, but you also gotta admit that the Wipeout series offered MUCH more than what Extreme G could offer.

                      Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:52:37 UTC from web
                      1. @noizybrony Yeah Wipeout was sick and fast. ^^ I just had more time with the N64 back in the day so I'm just biased. ;)

                        Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:54:20 UTC from web
                        1. @jinny Hahaha yeah same here. IDK, Wipeout was just more enchanting and exciting for me. As for the girl-thing, I remember my last ex, after always giving her my support and whatever, decided to break up with me and 2 days later suck off another dude. That dude was her new friend that she introduced me to a month prior. >:C

                          Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:57:28 UTC from web
          3. @noizybrony I'm not going to pick on a 54-year-old who had, within the past two hours, been crying over the suicide of her husband. And let me borrow some milk for my tea.

            Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:41:28 UTC from web
            1. @thelastgherkin .......damn it, why didn't you reveal this earlier??? Jesus.... now i feel bad.... Why did she say that about you then????? uuggghhh!!!

              Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:42:30 UTC from web
              1. @noizybrony I apologise if I've mislead you, but that still doesn't give her the right to say things like that.

                Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:45:01 UTC from web
              2. @noizybrony My friend Nate would be all making fun of her for her husband's suicide.

                Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:45:23 UTC from web
                1. @jinny alright my doleh, now you're going a WEE bit too faarrr. so @thelastgherkin ...Why'd she unload on you like that then?? i mean she has no right if she's been going through THAT.

                  Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:46:51 UTC from web
                  1. @noizybrony Maybe she just crazy. Like my ex-wife. xD

                    Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:48:03 UTC from web
                    1. @jinny Man, i've had my fair share of crazy significant-others. way too much actually.. oh well.

                      Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:49:54 UTC from web
                      1. @noizybrony Yeah man, that's never any good. Ya'll think they gonna be good, but then bam. Crazy knife all up in your arm. xD

                        Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:52:06 UTC from web
                        1. @jinny Yupyup. Dat Bipolar.

                          Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:53:45 UTC from web
                          1. @noizybrony Yeah man, hate that. Don't see me getting all crazy just for no reason. I can sympathize with you on that. xD

                            Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:55:04 UTC from web
                          2. @noizybrony @shori Don't forget Road Rash too. That was a tight racing game too. Skitchin' was rad too if you got a chance to play it.

                            Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:56:11 UTC from web
                            1. @jinny I love Road Rash. Retro motorbike games are MUCH better than current gen ones, mainly because you don't fall over every 3 seconds. Realism < Fun with those kind of games

                              Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 17:04:20 UTC from web
                              1. @shori I hear you there man. Road Rash 64 is it. Super Hang On in the arcade was teh awesome.

                                Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 17:08:48 UTC from web
                                1. @jinny I love Yu Suzuki games, Super Hang On being no exception

                                  Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 17:10:09 UTC from web
                                  1. @shori Yeah man, that and Outrun are my favs!

                                    Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 17:10:32 UTC from web
                                  2. @shori Though!!! I have to say, unfortunately, Chase H.Q. is superior to Outrun, only because of the fact that it has better 3D projection calculations.

                                    Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 17:11:20 UTC from web
                                    1. @jinny Never tried Chase H.Q. myself. I go to arcades from time to time, but haven't seen it in any of the ones I've gone to D:

                                      Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 17:12:47 UTC from web
                                      1. @shori Yeah Chase H.Q. is a 1988 game, like Splatterhouse, so it might be harder to find than Outrun.

                                        Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 17:13:29 UTC from web
                  2. @noizybrony nope chuck testa

                    Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:48:06 UTC from web
                    1. @theawesomepony is that kurt cobain performing an anniversary show at Wichita!?

                      Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:50:40 UTC from web
                      1. @noizybrony the hell are u talking about

                        Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:52:38 UTC from web
                        1. @theawesomepony cherries.

                          Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:53:52 UTC from web
                          1. @noizybrony u make no sense what the hell are u talking about

                            Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:56:09 UTC from web
                            1. @theawesomepony He was talking about that lady's husband's suicide.

                              Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:56:49 UTC from web
                              1. @jinny thanks see he didnt explain that

                                Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 17:01:24 UTC from web
                                1. @theawesomepony It's because you kept saying "Nope chuck testa". You should have said the chuck testa line for the Kurt Cobain thing. I was setting you up, twat. Oh well. lol

                                  Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 17:03:16 UTC from web
                                  1. @noizybrony i just say that just to say it deal with it

                                    Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 17:04:19 UTC from web
                  3. @noizybrony I don't even know.

                    Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:49:07 UTC from web
                    1. @thelastgherkin Well, my condolences to her on her loss.. but still, she has no right to say such vulgar things. I'd say it's probably a coping mechanism. Make yourself tough so that you don't seem weak when death is on the line.

                      Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:51:31 UTC from web
              3. @noizybrony No matter what she's going through, there was no call to randomly upset the life of someone else. She's still in the wrong.

                Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:46:09 UTC from web
                1. @cptscoot what are u talking about bro

                  Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:48:36 UTC from web
            2. @thelastgherkin I have to say, nowt really justifies the way she treated you... you okay?

              Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:49:07 UTC from web
              1. @pawnheart I'm feeling better than I was earlier.

                Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:50:37 UTC from web
                1. @thelastgherkin Well, I'm glad to hear that. Not surprised you were a bit shaken up after that... invasive gesture.

                  Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:57:26 UTC from web
    3. @thelastgherkin I don't see why they care to be honest, it's nothing to do with them. You don't HAVE to do it if you don't want to. You're surrounded by morons.

      Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:33:57 UTC from web
      1. @cptscoot Half of them were similarly as stunned as I was. There were also a few "you can't say that"s.

        Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:37:13 UTC from web
        1. @thelastgherkin I can't work out WHY she decided that she had to do this. She's some kind of freak that's for sure; but it sounds like some of them have got your back.

          Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:38:32 UTC from web
        2. @thelastgherkin At least you got more of a shot at getting some than she does. ;) At 54 she's bound to be all used up.

          Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:38:40 UTC from web
    4. @thelastgherkin What in ALL the papayass. Man, I would slap a kiwi. Hey, I'm actually going to be in birmingham tomorrow, if you wanna lead me to wherever it is you live and beat her to death.

      Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:34:12 UTC from web
      1. @ceruleanspark Could you be there for like 9am? I want us to kick the doors down and get it over so I can get on with my lessons.

        Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:38:27 UTC from web
        1. @thelastgherkin The thing I am attending is at 9:30 so...maybe?

          Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:39:35 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
          1. @ceruleanspark Lessons start at 9:30 here. It'd have to be a quick turnover.

            Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:43:17 UTC from web
            1. @thelastgherkin She's 54 and I'm mentally unstable. How long could it possibly take.

              Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:45:31 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
              1. @ceruleanspark You've still got to allow travel time to... where is it you're going?

                Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:48:39 UTC from web
                1. @thelastgherkin Arden Hotel outside of the city.

                  Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:49:08 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                  1. @ceruleanspark Yeah I don't know where that is. Why are you going there?

                    Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:51:17 UTC from web
                    1. @thelastgherkin Some kind of training.

                      Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:52:34 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                      1. @ceruleanspark Huh. Well have fun with that.

                        Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:54:48 UTC from web
                        1. @thelastgherkin I highly doubt I'm going to live that long.

                          Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:56:43 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
    5. @thelastgherkin I'd melt her in boiling oil. Not that the ashamed part is problem the fact she thought it was ok is.

      Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:35:56 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
      1. @neonflash Her given reason for saying it was "I like to see him blush".

        Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:40:51 UTC from web
        1. @thelastgherkin That's ludicrous! especially her reason why which sounds sick, creepy and I could understand if you had wronged her but the mentality that she could say these things without any consequences is....just ...ridiculous.

          Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:48:58 UTC from StatusNet Desktop