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@thelastgherkin Stop that.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:12:16 UTC from web-
@synkk Stop what, sweetheart?
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:12:53 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You know what I'm talking about.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:13:34 UTC from web-
@synkk So tempted, but I won't make it worse. :3
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:15:24 UTC from web-
@pinhooves Thanks. Although, I will admit it can be amusing at times.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:18:53 UTC from web
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@synkk I am completely innocent!
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:16:40 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You? Innocent? Is this a joke?
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:19:14 UTC from web-
@synkk That depends. Are you laughing?
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:22:20 UTC from web-
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:23:04 UTC from web
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@synkk If you're not laughing, then it wasn't a joke. All my jokes are hilarious.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:24:32 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Are you completely sure about that?
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:25:39 UTC from web-
@synkk Absolutely!
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:27:21 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Prove it.[/twilightsparkle]
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:31:16 UTC from web-
@synkk sorry also
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:32:33 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@theawesomepinkpony It's okay.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:33:47 UTC from web-
@synkk cool, i won't let that happen again
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:36:16 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@theawesomepinkpony I sure hope not.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:38:34 UTC from web-
@synkk it won't and if have to i'll take a break and let off some steam
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:39:22 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
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@synkk My wife is a magician. Yesterday she turned our car into a tree.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:33:48 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I don't get it.[/twilightsparkle]
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:35:27 UTC from web-
@synkk I was born at a very early age. I cried just like a baby.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:38:14 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You're just trying to confuse me, aren't you?
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:39:15 UTC from web-
@synkk These are the jokes, man! 'I've just bought my wife a Jaguar. I hope it tears her to pieces.'
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:41:05 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin That's a horrible thing to say! Why would you hope for such a thing?
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:43:50 UTC from web-
@synkk Because I don't really have a wife? T̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶o̶d̶y̶.̶
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:46:52 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You're beginning to creep me out. You should be careful with your wife. Don't wish for things you don't actually want.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:49:01 UTC from web-
@synkk I'm gay and what is this
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:51:23 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin A discussion about killing wive- Oh.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:54:09 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin @synkk, I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got run over. :D
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:50:42 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Were you hurt?
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:53:48 UTC from web-
@synkk, my friend dropped his Scrabble tiles in the road last week. I said, 'what's the word on the street?' :D
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:55:05 UTC from web-
@mastertdi And...?
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:56:29 UTC from web-
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:57:25 UTC from web
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@mastertdi It is? Well then. *Clears throat* Hah. Hahaha. Ahaha. Hah. There.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:58:03 UTC from web-
@synkk Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A barber!
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:59:33 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I am Sweeney Todd and sometimes I shave a bit too much
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:01:21 UTC from web-
@synkk What's Bill short for? He's got little legs!
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:02:49 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Those are terrific. A vulture tries to get only a plane with two dead raccoons, but the boarding attendant says he's limited to only one carrion
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:04:41 UTC from web-
@tenmihara Oh lord that was bad. I went to a pet shop once and asked "How much are your flies?" The shopkeeper said "We don't sell flies." I said "Well there's one in your window!"
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:06:33 UTC from web
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@synkk, okay, let's try another one... I made a sexist joke in an elevator once. It was wrong on so many levels. :D
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:59:44 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Which is why you shouldn't make sexist jokes.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:02:52 UTC from web-
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@synkk I was in a low budget monastery once, but all I picked up was bad habits.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:05:19 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin The mathematician complained that his life was simply one problem after another
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:06:01 UTC from web
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@synkk A lorry filled with shelled reptiles crashed the other day. It was a turtle disaster.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:07:57 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Please stop this.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:08:32 UTC from web-
@synkk I'm going to continue jokeraping you UNTIL YOU LIKE IT. I wanted to play a game of darts with my friend, so I said "Nearest the bull goes first." I went, "baa!" He went, "moo!" I said, "Go on then, you were closest."
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:11:22 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin No! Stop that! I don't want to!
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:12:26 UTC from web-
@synkk A man walks into a bar with a lump of concrete under his arm. He says, "I'll have a pint for me, and one for the road!"
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:14:02 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Okay what do I have to do to make this stop
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:14:55 UTC from web-
@synkk I went to Blockbuster the other day and said, "Can I have Batman Forever?" He said, "No, you've got to bring it back tomorrow."
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:16:24 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin ... Please?
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:16:52 UTC from web-
@synkk Are you having trouble with the Steam network or is it just me?
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:17:22 UTC from web-
@tenmihara It says I have no connection. :/
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:18:10 UTC from web-
@synkk same; I think they're either having trouble or doing something on their end
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:19:13 UTC from web-
@tenmihara Yeah, I guess. Oh well, we'll have to wait till tomorrow.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:26:18 UTC from web
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@synkk OK. :(
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:18:12 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin No offense, Pickle. I'm just tired. So very, very tired.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:25:10 UTC from web-
@synkk :o(
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:26:26 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Damn it, Pickle, you're making me feel bad.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:27:07 UTC from web-
@synkk Don't make me post sad Pinkie again!
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:28:20 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You wouldn't dare!
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:29:45 UTC from web-
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:31:45 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Dear Luna what have you done, Pickle? ;_;
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:34:09 UTC from web-
@synkk EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:35:28 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin PLEASE STOP
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:36:11 UTC from web-
@synkk OK. :o(
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:38:32 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Okay how do I make you stop with the sad smilies?
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:40:31 UTC from web-
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:42:34 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin ... Is that the only way?
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:42:59 UTC from web-
@synkk It's the only way I can think of!
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:44:54 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Then I guess you can continue with the sad smilies.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:46:55 UTC from web-
@synkk Shot doooown!
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:48:44 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin No.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:43:14 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin Okay, one last time before I get in trouble for spamming. A master punster tells a room full of people that he can make a pun on any subject. Someone asks him to make one about the queen, but he says he can't as the queen is not a subject.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:15:56 UTC from web-
@tenmihara Ohhh that was bad.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:18:07 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Kinda the point =P
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:18:48 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin A soccer coach thought his team lacked motivation. He told them they needed more goals.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:12:38 UTC from web-
@tenmihara I got a phone number the other day from a really nice Dutch fella with inflatable shoes. I phoned him up to arrange a date, but unfortunately he'd popped his clogs.
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@tenmihara Wait that one uses British slang. Sorry!
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:15:22 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin One last one from me: A punster sends ten puns into a contest to make the judges laugh. No pun in ten did.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:09:28 UTC from web-
@tenmihara I used to think chiropractors were hacks, but then I visited one and now I stand corrected.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:12:12 UTC from web
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@synkk I went to a circus once. It was in-tents.
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@synkk Did you hear about those corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:01:33 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I don't get it.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:02:21 UTC from web-
@synkk My euphonium broke, so I had to get a tuba glue.
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@mastertdi Please stop.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:11:40 UTC from web-
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:12:21 UTC from web
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@mastertdi Yes, please.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:13:55 UTC from web-
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:14:29 UTC from web
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@mastertdi No thanks, I'm good.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:15:02 UTC from web-
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@mastertdi YES SURE JUST PLEASE NO MORE
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:16:07 UTC from web-
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:16:25 UTC from web
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@mastertdi Yes now run along. Don't you have... uhm... Don't you have walls to paint?
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:17:24 UTC from web-
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@scribus What thing?
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:25:56 UTC from web-
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:26:30 UTC from web
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@scribus Splendid.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:27:18 UTC from web-
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@scribus You know what's splendid? The word 'splendid'.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:28:19 UTC from web-
@synkk Splendid is itself? Your intuition never ceases to amaze.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:29:19 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin And the word 'sophisticated' is a sophisticated word.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:31:05 UTC from web
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Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:19:51 UTC from web
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@mastertdi Well then. Sit down.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:26:49 UTC from web-
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:27:09 UTC from web
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@mastertdi Great, now put your right foot behind your head.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:27:45 UTC from web-
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Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:32:24 UTC from web
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@mastertdi Not so fast. The other leg too!
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:34:28 UTC from web-
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:35:00 UTC from web
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@mastertdi Now walk.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:35:26 UTC from web-
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:36:11 UTC from web
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@mastertdi That is the interesting part.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:37:23 UTC from web-
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@mastertdi No, it's because I want to be entertained.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:40:13 UTC from web-
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@mastertdi I don't follow.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:42:04 UTC from web-
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:42:57 UTC from web
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@mastertdi Stop trying to confuse me!
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:44:23 UTC from web-
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@mastertdi I love Alakazam. And Confusion is awesome.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:47:10 UTC from web-
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@mastertdi *punchs*
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:55:40 UTC from web-
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@mastertdi yep, and the name is Whismur
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 23:02:32 UTC from web-
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@mastertdi i will throw a vanilite in its face
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 23:06:54 UTC from web-
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@mastertdi not at al, but vanilite sure does. I preffer hoenn, but Whismur and luvdisk ruin it
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@mastertdi but joltik is cuter!
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 23:20:25 UTC from web-
@mushi Ooh, are we talking Pokemon again? =D
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 23:21:50 UTC from web-
@tenmihara we do!
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 23:35:10 UTC from web
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@mastertdi I think he just doesn't have a sense of humour.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:58:29 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin, yeah, his and our humour levels are really out of SYNKK. OH HO HO HO HO
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 21:59:48 UTC from web
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@rotation I went to visit the RSPCA offices today. You can't swing a cat in there.
Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:12:40 UTC from web
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