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Who isn't gay these days
Thursday, 20-Mar-14 22:34:33 UTC from web-
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@mastertdi Sofia = asexual
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@metherealannabethchase Pretty sure #straight is Greek for #LAME
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@sofia a sexual what???
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@vt3c :D
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@mastertdi lol cool
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@mastertdi I'm, like, a horse or something
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@sofia Then you should watch out around these weirdos
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@metherealannabethchase What's cooler than being cool
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@sofia o.O but i go to school with you...
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@mastertdi being ice
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@metherealannabethchase ice COLD
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@mastertdi i am a pixie amoeba
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@mastertdi yeeeeah
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@mushi Not all of us can be as cool as you, mushi
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@metherealannabethchase alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
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@mastertdi True that
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@metherealannabethchase You're a horse too
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@mastertdi XD
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@sofia what....
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@sofia They're holding me hostage send help
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@mastertdi you can, with enough training
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@awl How's THIS for insolence http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/726472
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@mastertdi After I eat this hay
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@mushi What sort of training
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@sofia Gays before hays
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@sofia lawl
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@mastertdi Oats before bro...ats
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@sofia neigh
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@sofia What else do horses eat
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@metherealannabethchase Haha! You just said kaka poopee fart.
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@mastertdi Solid gold
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@sofia you need to meet the pixie amoeba king
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@sofia Solid friendships before solid gols
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@sofia what?
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@mastertdi But I can just buy more friends
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@mushi You say that like we haven't already met
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@sofia You could. Or, you could not
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@sofia nay hay
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@sofia are you a pixie amoeba too?
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@mastertdi That's a convincing argument
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@mastertdi you need to find the pixie amoeba king
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@mushi No, I'm his sexy horse friend
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@sofia In conclusion, give me your gold
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@mushi And then kill him, right
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@sofia you've failed the training
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@mastertdi no one can kill him
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@mushi can i be a pixie amoeba?
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@mastertdi No, but you can have my eternal friendship
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@mushi Has anyone tried?
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@sofia DEAL
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@mastertdi yes, and they're all dead noe
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@mushi I pray my death will be quick and painless
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@mushi Probably coincidence.
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@mastertdi My life has been fulfilled, I have a friend
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@sofia No homo
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@mastertdi IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH BEING HOMO, YOU QUEER??!?!??!?!???!?!??!?!?!?!1111?!!!1./1?!!!!?!?1?1dahfk
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@mastertdi Good, I hate homosapiens
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@mrmattimation The worst thing about gay people is none of them like me :'(
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@sofia omg ikr
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@mastertdi A maybe gay guy maybe likes me but he's the kind of guy who walks into class an hour late and says "sorry I'm late, I was at court" so I think I should steer clear.
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@mrmattimation Wait, how long are your classes?
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@mastertdi Horse pride
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@mrmattimation That's long. I have some two hour classes but still ew
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@sofia I wouldn't go that far
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@mastertdi What do you have against horses?
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@sofia Nothing.....
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@mastertdi You pasta! This is a hate crime. Consider my friendship un friended
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@sofia Your face is a hate crime against my eyes
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@mastertdi You won't have any eyes when I'm through with you
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@sofia How dare you > (
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@mastertdi Check out my biceps
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@sofia I refuse
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@mastertdi But they're so buff
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@sofia photoshop is a wonderful thing
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@mastertdi I'm sure that's how you get past each day
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@mastertdi 'The oesophagus is a long muscular tube with the mouth at one end and a stomach at the other."
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@sofia right
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@mastertdi I don't want to reply anymore, so I'm copying stuff from this report. The mouth is the beginning of the digestive system. You chew and break down the food into small pieces with your teeth. As this is happening more saliva is produced to help break down the food. Saliva is 98% water but it contains substances such as electrolytes, mucus, enzymes and antibacterial compounds.
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@sofia talk to me
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@mastertdi Surrounding the mouth are 3 sets of salivary glands. The salivary glands are accessory organs that produce a watery secretion known as saliva. Saliva helps to moisten food and begins the digestion of carbohydrates. The body also uses saliva to lubricate food as it passes through the mouth, pharynx, and esophagus.
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@sofia go on
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@mastertdi The stomach is a muscular sac that is located on the left side of the abdominal cavity, just inferior to the diaphragm. In an average person, the stomach is about the size of their two fists placed next to each other. This major organ acts as a storage tank for food so that the body has time to digest large meals properly. The stomach also contains hydrochloric acid and digestive enzymes that continue the digestion of food that began in the mouth.
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@sofia I bet you can't tell me what amylase does
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@mastertdi Turns starch into sugar...
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@sofia What happens to enzymes in temperatures above 37 degrees
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@mastertdi They break down
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@sofia They break it down *beatboxes*
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@mastertdi Swaggie
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@sofia Excuse you
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@mastertdi Excuse u
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@sofia Excuse U
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@mastertdi Please excuse uranium
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@sofia Curb ur anium
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@mastertdi Are you copper and tellurium?
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@sofia Sodiuuuuum
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@mastertdi Bro don't kill the pick up line
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@sofia Don't you bro me
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@mastertdi Bro
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@mastertdi Yes
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