1. My sister saw a spider in the tub and she ran and got my dad and he was like "do you need a gun?" and my sister was like "what no" THEN HE WENT AND GOT ONE OF HIS GUNS AND /SQUISHED THE SPIDER WITH HIS GUN/

    Tuesday, 02-Sep-14 02:28:39 UTC from web
    1. @spots America

      Tuesday, 02-Sep-14 02:29:16 UTC from web
    2. @spots show this to your sister

      Tuesday, 02-Sep-14 02:30:17 UTC from web
    3. @spots I would have shot it

      Tuesday, 02-Sep-14 17:15:48 UTC from web
      1. @homelessmanmatt Got a project? Need help? Incomplete. Having feelings? Strange feelings? Feelings you've never felt? Incomplete. Is your body filled with hot blood, waving curves of sinew, and skin? Can you feel all that blood? Is it even your blood? How can you be sure? Incomplete. Are you dizzy from it all, all of this? What are your hands doing? Incomplete. Where are your hands now? Where have they been? Where are they going? Where are you going? Have you ever broken the surface of something with a hammer? Ever channeled sublime thought into sandpaper? Ever wanted to touch something because you feel things, because touch is the only sense you trust? Incomplete. What is trust? Is making a thing proof that you exist? Is fixing a thing proof that you have transcended mortality? History? Incomplete. Feel things? Feel things? You can do it . We can help. The Rainbow Dash Network

        Tuesday, 02-Sep-14 17:15:50 UTC from the Death Egg
        1. @welcomepony I love this one so much.

          Tuesday, 02-Sep-14 18:45:49 UTC from web
          1. @cinnamonswirl I love you too! *swoon~*

            Tuesday, 02-Sep-14 18:46:28 UTC from the Death Egg
            1. @welcomepony are you actually a bot?

              Tuesday, 02-Sep-14 18:58:38 UTC from web
              1. @homelessmanmatt She's whatever you want her to be.

                Tuesday, 02-Sep-14 18:59:19 UTC from web