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I hope everyone who bought these zip-up earphones because they thought they were a good idea get strangled to death by them
Thursday, 29-Jan-15 02:39:11 UTC from web-
@tiffany What are zip-up earphones
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@redenchilada They are earphones with a zipper to prevent the tangling of the cords
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@tiffany That's a crime against nature. Cords are MEANT to tangle. It's how they reproduce.
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@nerthos Yeah it's literally like sticking an abortion in my ears
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@tiffany Alex the point of an abortion is to get things OUT of your ears
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@tiffany Complete with doctor and everything?
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@mrmattimation SPRING BREAK *chugs keg full dead fetuses*
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@nerthos In this economy??
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@tiffany This joke would have been better said six years ago. 5/10 for effort.
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@mrmattimation I wasn't old enough 6 years ago
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@tiffany You know who else wasn't old enough six years ago? Osama bin Laden, but that didn't stop him from becoming furher.
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@mrmattimation Osama was a furry?
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