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  1. Small children scare me and apparently there are going to be some over here today and I am scared

    Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:11:10 UTC from web
    1. @spots Are you scared everytime you look at the mirror? AYYYYYYYYYY LMAO

      Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:12:46 UTC from web
      1. @coltz yes

        Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:13:31 UTC from web
        1. @spots Luckily you're still growing.

          Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:14:02 UTC from web
          1. @coltz are you SURE

            Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:16:10 UTC from web
            1. @spots Well, even if you remain small, you'll always get older.

              Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:18:05 UTC from web
              1. @coltz oh yeah

                Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:18:28 UTC from web
              2. @coltz That reminds of when my friends and I all went to lunch together after our semester one exams. One of my friends is my age but she is really short and thin and when the server came they asked us if anyone was under 12 and we all just looked at my friend and had a laugh because she gets that all the time.

                Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:26:41 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                1. @northernnarwhal Classic. I also have a friend like that.

                  Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:29:01 UTC from web
                  1. @coltz What's even funnier is when she gets mistaken for my little sister, especially since she's older than me.

                    Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:33:26 UTC from web
                    1. @northernnarwhal I make fun of it but why oh boy, do I know how it is to be short.

                      Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:35:29 UTC from web
                      1. @coltz Wait, you were short once? When we met you were really tall.

                        Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:36:17 UTC from web
                        1. @northernnarwhal I /am/ tall now. But I was short until I was 15.

                          Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:37:22 UTC from web
                          1. @coltz I've pretty much always been average height relative to my age at the time.

                            Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:38:20 UTC from web
                            1. @northernnarwhal You lucky Potato Knishes

                              Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:39:14 UTC from web
                              1. @coltz Yeah, though in fairness short people don't have it all bad. Statistically, short people live longer because their heart doesn't have to work as hard to circulate blood through their body.

                                Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:45:12 UTC from web
                                1. @northernnarwhal I don't living a couple years more compensate for all the problems.

                                  Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:50:34 UTC from web
                                  1. @coltz It means you get to urinate on the graves of your enemies.

                                    Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:51:26 UTC from web
                                    1. @northernnarwhal #

                                      Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:53:04 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                                    2. @northernnarwhal Fair enough

                                      Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:54:06 UTC from web
                                      1. @coltz Also as a sidenote shorter is generally cuter too.

                                        Friday, 06-Feb-15 22:02:34 UTC from web
                                        1. @northernnarwhal Normally yeah

                                          Friday, 06-Feb-15 22:02:53 UTC from web
                                          1. @coltz Not to say that I haven't met cute tall people too (wink wink nudge nudge)

                                            Friday, 06-Feb-15 22:03:39 UTC from web
                                            1. @northernnarwhal http://rainbowdash.net/url/817633

                                              Friday, 06-Feb-15 22:05:59 UTC from web
                                        2. @northernnarwhal Like Peter Dinklage. <3

                                          Friday, 06-Feb-15 22:05:11 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                                          1. @scribus YES, this is the perfect example.

                                            Friday, 06-Feb-15 22:06:00 UTC from web
                                2. @northernnarwhal I've also heard that smaller people go through fewer cell divisions to reach their size and thus haven't had as many chances for something to go wrong. And that, because they're smaller, fewer free radicals and carcinogens can hit them. I give varying degrees of belief to some of these hypotheses.

                                  Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:54:49 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                                  1. @scribus Yeah, I've read about that in places before. I know my friend has also told me you never have to worry about leg room when you're short and that's a huge plus especially on stuff like airplanes.

                                    Friday, 06-Feb-15 22:00:11 UTC from web
                                    1. @northernnarwhal Sure as hell is. Lol

                                      Friday, 06-Feb-15 22:01:59 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                                      1. @scribus I'm guess I'm sort of lucky that I've always been pretty average in terms of height. Actually, in most physical categories I'm about as average as you can get.

                                        Friday, 06-Feb-15 22:04:54 UTC from web
                                        1. @northernnarwhal And I'm 1/8th werewolf on my father's side.

                                          Friday, 06-Feb-15 22:06:21 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                                          1. @scribus So, do you just have an increase of hair growth on full moons?

                                            Friday, 06-Feb-15 22:07:20 UTC from web
                                            1. @northernnarwhal Little by little, every full moon, getting hairier and hairier.

                                              Friday, 06-Feb-15 22:10:09 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                                              1. @scribus It's like Puberty+

                                                Friday, 06-Feb-15 22:12:22 UTC from web
                                                1. @northernnarwhal Thankfully my voice quit changing. If it got much deeper I don't think dogs could hear me anymore.

                                                  Friday, 06-Feb-15 22:14:41 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                                                  1. @scribus I'm still in that weird teenage phase were my voice isn't quite an adult low yet but isn't quite a childish high anymore either.

                                                    Friday, 06-Feb-15 22:16:47 UTC from web
                                    2. @northernnarwhal All of this is part of the crap I gave my ex (who was a year older than me and afraid of 30) by saying that I'm getting old. "Well, you'll live longer, so you're younger by percentage." "I have long arms, I'm pushing 30 from further away than you." Etc.

                                      Friday, 06-Feb-15 22:04:43 UTC from MuSTArDroid
    2. @spots Are you scared every- awh

      Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:13:47 UTC from web
      1. @thelastgherkin haha rekt

        Friday, 06-Feb-15 21:14:01 UTC from web