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I JUST GOT THE MOST SEXIST FORTUNE COOKIE
Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:14:03 UTC from web-
@spots What did it say?
Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:14:38 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal "A man's most valuable possession is a sympathetic wife" I'M SO A N G R Y
Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:15:28 UTC from web-
@spots everything about that is so absolutely wrong in every way
Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:17:30 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal I'm so mad
Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:18:34 UTC from web-
@spots Nothing beats this classic fortune I once got http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/825269
Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:27:04 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal Everyday Chinese words and phrases printed on the back of every fortune!
Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:29:29 UTC from web-
@bobo In fairness it is probably just referring to a chicken but it's a hilariously unfortunate translation nonetheless.
Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:31:37 UTC from web
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@northernnarwhal Did that fortune call you a dick for not knowing Chinese?
Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:29:49 UTC from web-
@metaltao It's uh, telling me something, that's for sure
Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:30:32 UTC from web
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@spots Quick! Feed it to Tumblr!
Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:18:19 UTC from web-
@bobo that fortune is legitimate sexism in the form of a terrible regressive gender stereotype
Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:20:21 UTC from web
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@spots turn me into a sandwich
Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:45:39 UTC from web
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