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  1. I JUST GOT THE MOST SEXIST FORTUNE COOKIE

    Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:14:03 UTC from web
    1. @spots What did it say?

      Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:14:38 UTC from web
      1. @northernnarwhal "A man's most valuable possession is a sympathetic wife" I'M SO A N G R Y

        Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:15:28 UTC from web
        1. @spots everything about that is so absolutely wrong in every way

          Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:17:30 UTC from web
          1. @northernnarwhal I'm so mad

            Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:18:34 UTC from web
            1. @spots Nothing beats this classic fortune I once got http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/825269

              Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:27:04 UTC from web
              1. @northernnarwhal Everyday Chinese words and phrases printed on the back of every fortune!

                Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:29:29 UTC from web
                1. @bobo In fairness it is probably just referring to a chicken but it's a hilariously unfortunate translation nonetheless.

                  Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:31:37 UTC from web
              2. @northernnarwhal Did that fortune call you a dick for not knowing Chinese?

                Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:29:49 UTC from web
                1. @metaltao It's uh, telling me something, that's for sure

                  Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:30:32 UTC from web
        2. @spots Quick! Feed it to Tumblr!

          Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:18:19 UTC from web
          1. @bobo that fortune is legitimate sexism in the form of a terrible regressive gender stereotype

            Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:20:21 UTC from web
        3. @spots turn me into a sandwich

          Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:45:39 UTC from web