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Germany tried to recreate the movie "Up" but they only had 99 red balloons. #pundaymonday
Monday, 14-Jan-13 18:47:44 UTC from web-
@mastertdi ha. Haha. Hahahaha.
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@renovatedkitchen, I am the best at jokes.
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@mastertdi dooooodle
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@renovatedkitchen, d-o-double-g
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@renovatedkitchen, uh... cracka?
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@mastertdi doggy-dog
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@mastertdi dear God
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@renovatedkitchen, g-o-single-d
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@mastertdi you a slaver like a Pharos in the snow
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@renovatedkitchen, stop with the unpaid labour and let my little people go
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@mastertdi going to my land of milk and honey
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@renovatedkitchen, WHO WON, WHO'S NEXT
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@mastertdi you decide
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@renovatedkitchen, eeeeeeeeeeeeee-e-e-e-pic rap battles of history
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@mastertdi NOW WATCH HOW WE MADE IT
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@renovatedkitchen, OKAY DON'T HURT ME
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@mastertdi *stabs you 12 times*
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@renovatedkitchen, ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
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@mastertdi are you okay?
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@renovatedkitchen, sure. Tis but a scratch.
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@mastertdi but I've cut all your limbs off!
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@renovatedkitchen, tis but multiple flesh wounds.
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@mastertdi you are a brave warrior, but I think you should give up and let us pass
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@renovatedkitchen, nah screw you man
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@mastertdi ni! Ni!
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@renovatedkitchen, don't try and argue.
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@mastertdi we are the knights who say "ni!"
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@renovatedkitchen And the snow is very deep.
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@renovatedkitchen, well I'm the knight who's saying shut up.
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@yolodelerty also, work is 75km away
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@renovatedkitchen You seem like a marathon runner.
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@mastertdi cut down the mightiest tree in the forest...with.... A HERRING!!
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@renovatedkitchen, sure, you do that.
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@yolodelerty preparing myself for the military
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@renovatedkitchen You wanna live a life of danger
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@mastertdi no. It's your destiny
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@renovatedkitchen, leave my density out of this.
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@renovatedkitchen, I will beat you up.
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@mastertdi IRL, you would fail.
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@mastertdi wait. Do you even lift???
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@renovatedkitchen, but on the internet I can be whatever I want, which is why I'm so awesome.
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@renovatedkitchen, I lift bears.
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@renovatedkitchen, but, yeah. Kind of.
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@mastertdi I lift fire
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@renovatedkitchen, I lift fire bears.
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@mastertdi I lift poirquipines filled with plasma
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@renovatedkitchen, I lift suns made of bacon.
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@mastertdi bacon has no taste and is the worst meat
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@renovatedkitchen, you are the worst meat. Also if it's a sun made of bacon it'll be all burnt and gross anyway so I wouldn't eat it anyway, moron.
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@mastertdi if that is true, then why do females ask to slap around my meat?
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@renovatedkitchen, because it's not tender enough.
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@mastertdi isn't that why they use their tongue?
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@renovatedkitchen, I am 12 and what are you saying
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@renovatedkitchen Ri ruv roo
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@mastertdi lick your meat before you eat it to tenderize it.
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@renovatedkitchen, I don't need your licking techniques.
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@renovatedkitchen This,ladies and gentlemen are how babies are made :p
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@mastertdi use a tenderizer? Tenderize meat> then season. Makes it soooooo good.
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@vt3c what?
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@renovatedkitchen, that will really help when I cook BACON
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@electroidfire LOL. what? I'm talkin about ways to soften meat before you eat it to make it more tender.....
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@electroidfire LOL. what? I'm talking about ways to soften meat before you eat it to make it more tender.....
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@mastertdi i hate bacon.
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@renovatedkitchen Of course you were.....Of course you were.....
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@renovatedkitchen, bacon hates you. Oh wait no that's me. I hate you.
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@renovatedkitchen This conversation has a lot of #redashammo
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@electroidfire I dont get it
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@mastertdi SNAP! you must be bacon. My arch enemy
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@redenchilada I am the #redashammo
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@renovatedkitchen, I am bacon. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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@mastertdi If I /dont/ like bacon, that means there is more for everyone else. Why not kill someone who likes bacon so that they wont eat your bacon
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@mastertdi (also) *stabs you with sword*
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@renovatedkitchen, that's too easy. There are so many people who like bacon it'd be like hunting down the fat kids in a candy store.
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@mastertdi You sound like a fat kid that dropped his ice cream cone
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@renovatedkitchen, HEY! I didn't drop my ice cream cone. :(
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@mastertdi *proceeds to lick ice cream off of the floor*
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@renovatedkitchen, hey that'sa my ice creamu.
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@mastertdi Mine now
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@renovatedkitchen, you're cruisin' for a bruisin'
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@renovatedkitchen, you asked for it
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