1. That's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit! (My mustache was much higher than I remember.)

    Friday, 15-Mar-13 23:22:25 UTC from web
    1. @mastertdi *swoon*

      Friday, 15-Mar-13 23:22:58 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
      1. @yodelerty, ain't I a sexy beast

        Friday, 15-Mar-13 23:23:23 UTC from web
        1. @mastertdi I need a change of pants now

          Friday, 15-Mar-13 23:23:57 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
          1. @yodelerty, did you pee your pants in fright

            Friday, 15-Mar-13 23:24:18 UTC from web
            1. @mastertdi yes

              Friday, 15-Mar-13 23:24:28 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
              1. @yodelerty, sorry m8

                Friday, 15-Mar-13 23:24:47 UTC from web
                1. @mastertdi no prob m8. At least it happened while I was at home

                  Friday, 15-Mar-13 23:25:10 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                  1. @yodelerty, home is where the heart is

                    Friday, 15-Mar-13 23:25:56 UTC from web
                    1. @mastertdi no

                      Friday, 15-Mar-13 23:26:36 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                      1. @yodelerty, ye m8

                        Friday, 15-Mar-13 23:26:54 UTC from web
                        1. @mastertdi go watch your movie

                          Friday, 15-Mar-13 23:27:43 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                          1. @yodelerty, it's not a movie it's a stand-up comedy show, but I am right now.

                            Friday, 15-Mar-13 23:28:16 UTC from web
                            1. @mastertdi Close enough m8

                              Friday, 15-Mar-13 23:28:50 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                              1. @yodelerty, ye m8

                                Friday, 15-Mar-13 23:29:17 UTC from web
    2. @mastertdi You look like a '70s porn actor...

      Friday, 15-Mar-13 23:25:04 UTC from web
      1. @colfax, and Freddie didn't?

        Friday, 15-Mar-13 23:25:24 UTC from web
    3. @mastertdi Go back to the '70s grandpa!

      Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:03:11 UTC from web
      1. @nerthos, I'm from the EIGHTIES!

        Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:03:49 UTC from web
        1. @mastertdi You're still pretty old.

          Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:04:23 UTC from web
          1. @nerthos, that may be, but I will never die.

            Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:05:09 UTC from web
            1. @mastertdi Yes you will.

              Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:06:03 UTC from web
              1. @nerthos, but not for a while I hope~!

                Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:06:40 UTC from web
                1. @mastertdi You are already dead. From the moment you were born. You were destined to die.

                  Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:07:40 UTC from web
                  1. @nerthos, ...I don't think I'm dead yet? I don't feel dead.

                    Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:08:24 UTC from web
                    1. @mastertdi Death is beyond your comprehension. Even though you already faced it, your insignificant '80s brain hasn't yet been able to acknowledge it. You're trapped in limbo.

                      Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:11:19 UTC from web
                      1. @nerthos, limbo? Sounds fun.

                        Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:11:48 UTC from web
                        1. @mastertdi It's all fun and games until someone breaks a spine.

                          Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:12:26 UTC from web
                          1. @nerthos, is that a fancy way of telling someone to break a leg?

                            Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:14:03 UTC from web
                            1. @mastertdi No. Breaking a leg is a blessing compared to the despair you'll face once your mind realizes the reality of your situation. Stuck endlessly 30 years ago.

                              Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:15:21 UTC from web
                              1. @nerthos, it's a gas, man. I'm chillin' with the Beatles n' murdock

                                Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:16:30 UTC from web
                                1. @mastertdi Haha, the beatles.

                                  Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:17:21 UTC from web
                                  1. @nerthos, you got a problem, punk?

                                    Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:18:01 UTC from web
                                    1. @mastertdi No, as a matter of fact I don't. I stay clear of those hippies.

                                      Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:18:59 UTC from web
                                      1. @nerthos, you sure man? We still got some mushrooms spare.

                                        Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:19:51 UTC from web
                                        1. @mastertdi Just listen to the arcade games.

                                          Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:21:30 UTC from web
                                          1. @nerthos, b-but what about Lance Armstrong?

                                            Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:22:08 UTC from web
                                            1. @mastertdi Drugs are for the weak.

                                              Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:22:47 UTC from web
                                              1. @nerthos And for the sick I guess

                                                Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:22:57 UTC from web
                                              2. @nerthos, but what about Charlie Sheen #

                                                Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:23:28 UTC from web
                                                1. @mastertdi He always sucked. Do you want to be like him?

                                                  Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:24:14 UTC from web
                                                  1. @nerthos, maybe

                                                    Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:24:41 UTC from web
                                                    1. @mastertdi Go away.

                                                      Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:24:53 UTC from web
                                                      1. @nerthos, I just want the women!

                                                        Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:25:24 UTC from web
                                                        1. @mastertdi You're not going to get the women if you stay in the '80s

                                                          Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:25:44 UTC from web
                                                          1. @nerthos, what about all of the 80's women!

                                                            Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:26:12 UTC from web
                                                            1. @mastertdi

                                                              Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:27:21 UTC from web
                                                              1. @nerthos, ew, ponies be suck

                                                                Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:27:51 UTC from web
                                                                1. @mastertdi #

                                                                  Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:29:29 UTC from web
                                                                  1. @nerthos, welp, I had a good run

                                                                    Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:29:51 UTC from web
                                                                    1. @mastertdi Go back to your '80s cave.

                                                                      Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:30:14 UTC from web
                                                                      1. @nerthos, maybe I will! And I'll take all the good 80's music hits with me!

                                                                        Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:31:19 UTC from web
                                          2. @nerthos But the people who use drugs usually win.

                                            Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:23:10 UTC from web
                                            1. @zeldatra They only think they win. In fact, they don't.

                                              Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:23:58 UTC from web
                                              1. @nerthos But they do. Like, officially.

                                                Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:24:37 UTC from web
                                                1. @zeldatra Well, that's just because there isn't a doctor at the end to test them and break their legs if they cheated.

                                                  Saturday, 16-Mar-13 00:25:25 UTC from web