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@pegasusjones Okay, here we go then. Spiders made of macaroni are only gifted enough to bomb watermelons with ice cubes on wednesday. But if they incorrectly sing the song of their people, the kind of watermelons turns into an orange, letting out a terrifying screech that turns cotton balls into latex gloves. The latex gloves eat butter, then proceed to turn it into gold, which they offer to a pit of lava, angered by it's refusal, it throws it in, with no mercy.
Monday, 01-Jul-13 23:22:14 UTC from web-
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@scoot scooots
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@meloetta hellooo
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@scoot I'm booooored
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@meloetta Go do things!
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@scoot Like what
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@meloetta Play... An...... Instrument?
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@scoot I don't have any
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@meloetta Ride a bicycle all around the town
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@scoot No
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@meloetta Do cartwheels for a mile
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@scoot DO YOU WANT ME KILLED
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@meloetta No I am just trying to offer you wholesome family fun!
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@scoot I DUN LIKE FAMILY FUN
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@meloetta What kind of fun... do you like?
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@scoot fun with scoot
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@meloetta what shall we do
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@scoot What do you want to do
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@meloetta Whatever you want~
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@scoot I'M BORED IDK WHAT TO DO
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@meloetta :( me either
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@scoot :c
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@pegasusjones ... Wowzers... next time I am bored I'll ask you what to do for sure
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@pegasusjones What are you smoking ? I have to try that once :D
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@pegasusjones Yea I have to get me some of that
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@pegasusjones Close your eyes and think about excersising... then go google "trainer bike pepakura" and do it :D
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@pegasusjones Being bored also sounds boring
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@pegasusjones Yea... ehmm... do not google that with safe-search off
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@pegasusjones also... the start of this thing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwzGSQOcwFc
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@pegasusjones The last time I was really bored I took on a contract from the Bambino family. I had no choice so I told myself, I was both bored and broke. So they gave me a bomb and I had to attach it to the prize lobster of the prince of Agrahagrabia, who was going to eat the WHOLE THING the next blue moon. They even gave me a gun with a silencer and a strange oval looking capsule labeled VIAVIAGRAGRA... Then as I was going on with the plan as planned I found myself killed by a toilet right before the big boom... then I woke up and proceeded to pee right down the hole of what killed me in my dream... I think it went like that at least...
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@pegasusjones I can not believe what I am reading, the scrolls of the lorebreakers clearly state that fedora's are only to be used as hand sanitizers of the outmost sugar-throwing deities. Also I am sure fossils are never made out of rubber, but rather out of glue, as some kids from a nearby galaxy keep rubbing their garbage together and dumping them on our flat surfaced world. Sure Fox news loves it but I can see them make a 24 hour special on being bored
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@pegasusjones Ah the worlds of lettuce, how the gravity is absolutely marvelous and soothing in any and all ways, you need to like rain though, and not the rain-rain kind, no I am talking about shower-kinda-rain, you can wash you hair when walking in the rain on those worlds. Just a little hint, that stuff is realpoo, it is not a sham like shampoo. But I digress. Did I mention noone ever heard of evil Fox down there, nor flies ? ... or... Mormons for that matter ? ... Yup that is right, no Zit Mommeney
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@pegasusjones Who dares to preach of Queen Mommeney's wig ? would those who wear the books of Tim Buckley as trousers ask you ? for no other nerd is worthy of even dreaming of the milk that comes from lobsters, yes the very same lobsters that get eaten every blue moon by princes in counties whose names are either obvious or oblivious at this point for some of them now know the power of friendship and those who have book-pants no longer bear to speak about such tragedies the friendship-blazy-lazer-tornado has swept across the nation
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@pegasusjones But all those who chant "suffer not my yiff to live" are those who will stand up to insanity in the end. They are the morons who do not want to see Momeney's wig in the hands of anyone else than in the hands of a innocent bunny rabbit. Whilst it may be true that in the end the hunger of a titan may become inevitably big like a Frenchman running to get some cheese. At least we will see some shattering of the visible light spectrum which can only mean one thing... MOOSY DOOM... And chocolate rain.
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@pegasusjones may I continue it?
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@pegasusjones FEAR THE TRUE BELIVERS OF THE CHEESE... AND KISS THEM FOR ACHIEVEMENTS !!! :D
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@pegasusjones Stand before the gaping jaws of insanity and BEHOLD the greatest feat known to mankind... The end to boredom
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@vt3c Someone was bored and then I tempted said someone to jump into the gaping maw of insanity... Either that or we were talking rubbish and were having fun doing so :)
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@critialcloudkicker The cheese is one with us master.
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@pegasusjones Now I want to tell a totally random story, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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@pegasusjones I am quite sure they can dump it in a Dr Who episode somewhere :)
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@pegasusjones @mushi out of all things, why redash the one I put the least amount of brainpower and/or sanity in ?
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@pr1nc355luna The Lava then grows a beard in it's fit of rage, and transforms into a crown, and perches atop the five-leaf clover eaten by a dodo bird on the fourth of july. Then it snows immedeately, regardless of the amount of eyes on a centipede's buttock. Then it becomes a nationally celebrated birthday party, where everyone MUST throw marbles at a tree. On that same day, Aloe bushes grow red berries that are tasty, but can give you a second head if prepared incorrectly.
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@pr1nc355luna If prepared correctly, you will never be able to see the color green. The color green will still be available to those who stepped on a mouse made out of tootsie rolls and gumdrops. Then, if you want a cure for said effect, watch finding nemo three times on april 27th, while balancing a piece of macaroni on your left eye.
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