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  1. "Refuse to label things your child says as “creepy.”" - an article titled "The Answers to Creepy Things Kids Say"

    Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 15:47:26 UTC from web
    1. @mastertid the exact definition of a hypocrite.

      Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 15:49:54 UTC from web
    2. @mastertid I like number 5 here: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-creepiest-things-a-child-has-ever-said-to-a-parent

      Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 15:50:03 UTC from web
      1. @pony What the hell is with those pictures

        Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 15:51:07 UTC from web
        1. @mastertid better than this http://i.imgur.com/sgzeOqJ.gif #

          Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 15:52:59 UTC from web
          1. @pony Oh jeez

            Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 15:53:40 UTC from web
          2. @pony OH cherries IT MOVED

            Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 15:54:13 UTC from web
            1. @mastertid xDD

              Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 15:54:29 UTC from web
              1. @pony OH GOD! The dentist expenses!!

                Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 15:55:26 UTC from web
                1. @treesy Mutant chilluns is hard to pay for

                  Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 15:56:14 UTC from web
                  1. @pony Heck, the whole dental hygiene issue is the most disturbing part of that picture

                    Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:01:06 UTC from web
                    1. @treesy myep

                      Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:01:38 UTC from web
                      1. @pony i mean, imagine her gargling listerine through the eye teeth...

                        Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:02:33 UTC from web
                        1. @treesy Why would you tell someone to imagine that

                          Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:03:08 UTC from web
                          1. @mastertid Because I am an evil, evil person.

                            Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:03:34 UTC from web
                            1. @treesy More like eye-vil am I right

                              Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:03:55 UTC from web
                              1. @mastertid Eye get the joke

                                Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:04:16 UTC from web
                                1. @treesy Good to see that you do. I hope it wasn't too cornea.

                                  Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:04:43 UTC from web
                                  1. @mastertid No, I love this aqueous humour

                                    Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:05:59 UTC from web
                                    1. @treesy Iris-pect that.

                                      Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:06:15 UTC from web
                                      1. @mastertid Thank you, my pupil.

                                        Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:07:01 UTC from web
                                        1. @treesy Posterior chamber. That one's just a joke in itself.

                                          Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:09:15 UTC from web
                                          1. @mastertid It's hard to make puns with some parts of the eye. then again, maybe I just can't see the joke. must be transparent humour.

                                            Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:11:40 UTC from web
                                            1. @treesy If I had anymore jokes I would lens them to you.

                                              Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:13:16 UTC from web
                                              1. @mastertid Ouch... looking down on me like that. You've hit an optic nerve...

                                                Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:14:11 UTC from web
                                                1. @treesy Sad to hear that you are now my fovea (foe via.) friendly back-and-forth.

                                                  Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:16:50 UTC from web
                                                  1. @mastertid Is there meant to be a dot there? Iunno

                                                    Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:17:32 UTC from web
                                                  2. @mastertid It just o-choroid to me that we've done a good job dragging this out.

                                                    Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:22:40 UTC from web
                                                    1. @treesy It's been a very long optic disc-ussion.

                                                      Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:23:44 UTC from web
                                                      1. @mastertid of course it's getting a bit cilliary now.

                                                        Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:24:50 UTC from web
                                                        1. @treesy I was ligameant to think of a pun for that one but I forgot

                                                          Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:25:56 UTC from web
                                                          1. @mastertid Hy Aloid-da fun's been had so far, hasn't it?

                                                            Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:28:19 UTC from web
                                                            1. @treesy Yeah, but irisk reusing some terminology.

                                                              Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:30:15 UTC from web
                                                              1. @mastertid Only if you get too sclera-d.

                                                                Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:31:30 UTC from web
                                                                1. @treesy Every zonular fibre of my being is terrified

                                                                  Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:32:29 UTC from web
                                                                  1. @mastertid Then cower! Cower in your anterior chamber!

                                                                    Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:33:30 UTC from web
                                                                    1. @treesy The suspensory is killing me

                                                                      Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:34:32 UTC from web
                                                                      1. @mastertid I have been known to be quite vitreous.

                                                                        Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:35:10 UTC from web
                                                                        1. @treesy We canal see that about you

                                                                          Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:36:15 UTC from web
                                                                          1. @mastertid but when i get upset, eye ball my eyes out :)

                                                                            Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:36:50 UTC from web
                                                                            1. @treesy Don't creye

                                                                              Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:38:28 UTC from web
                                                                              1. @mastertid Aha! Eye lid you astray!

                                                                                Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:39:34 UTC from web
                                                                                1. @treesy I let you down! Don't lash out at me :(

                                                                                  Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:40:28 UTC from web
                                                                                  1. @mastertid of course not. That would be cilia

                                                                                    Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:41:32 UTC from web
                                                                                    1. @treesy You've changed your ways. Did you have an eye-piphany? A vision?

                                                                                      Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:42:19 UTC from web
                                                                                      1. @mastertid Eye would have, but eye duct.

                                                                                        Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:43:12 UTC from web
                                                                                        1. @treesy I am literally out of eye-deas now.

                                                                                          Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:44:33 UTC from web
                                                                                          1. @mastertid So am eye. I guess that makes it an eye for an eye.

                                                                                            Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:46:13 UTC from web
                                                                                            1. @treesy Then we're eyequals.

                                                                                              Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:46:30 UTC from web
                                            2. @treesy I must break you.

                                              Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:13:45 UTC from web
                                              1. @scribus Nations rise and fall, but the art of bad punnery will last forever!

                                                Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:15:01 UTC from web
                                          2. @mastertid Like "rear admiral"

                                            Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:12:11 UTC from web
                                            1. @nerthos I don't get it.

                                              Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:12:53 UTC from web
                                              1. @mastertid Just read "rear" as "butt" instead of "back of the fleet"

                                                Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:14:18 UTC from web
                                                1. @nerthos You lost me.

                                                  Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:21:01 UTC from web
          3. @pony OH GOD, why are her eye-mouths UPSIDE-DOWN!? D:

            Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 15:54:26 UTC from web
            1. @scribus I'm sure that's what creeps most people out.

              Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 15:55:41 UTC from web
              1. @pony Yeah, upside-down mouths are way scarier than they should be.

                Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 15:56:20 UTC from web
              2. @pony Yeah, probably. Still, she's no Smile.dog.

                Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:04:30 UTC from web
                1. @scribus Someone shopped that onto the face of Bob Ross. Why? :(

                  Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:05:52 UTC from web
                  1. @mastertid Some people have no capacity for love. :c

                    Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:06:16 UTC from web
                    1. @scribus On the plus side there's a lot of actually cute dogs after that.

                      Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:07:36 UTC from web
          4. @pony ehhhhh THATS SOME CREEPY mangoes!!!!

            Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 15:56:44 UTC from web
      2. @pony Almost 100% of those are just the ones from the article me and @mastertid read except they've been posted on Reddit and then pasted onto weird images.

        Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 15:52:26 UTC from web
        1. @scoot Sorry I'll change that. 100% of those ARE the exact quotes from the article. Reddit steals stuff yet again~

          Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 15:53:07 UTC from web
        2. @scoot Does the article source the quotes?

          Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 15:53:44 UTC from web
          1. @pony Actually I'm not certain any more looking at it. Oh well

            Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 15:56:01 UTC from web
            1. @scoot meh *shrugpony

              Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 15:56:29 UTC from web