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  1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

    Gotta save up for the new Mac Pro so I can be a cool hipster with a cylindrical computer yo.

    Thursday, 01-Aug-13 05:48:46 UTC from web
    1. Scribus Scribus

      @yodelerty Much preferable to a cynical computer.

      Thursday, 01-Aug-13 05:49:45 UTC from web
      1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

        @scribus Like mine.

        Thursday, 01-Aug-13 05:51:20 UTC from web
    2. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

      @rancidrob http://www.apple.com/mac-pro/ CYLINDRICAL

      Thursday, 01-Aug-13 05:51:09 UTC from web
      1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

        @yodelerty That looks really cool.

        Thursday, 01-Aug-13 05:52:29 UTC from web
        1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

          @thelastgherkin Probably gonna cost an arm and a leg but yeah

          Thursday, 01-Aug-13 05:52:52 UTC from web
    3. Daniel walker Daniel walker

      @rancidrob same

      Thursday, 01-Aug-13 05:53:39 UTC from web
    4. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

      @rancidrob Probably cost less

      Thursday, 01-Aug-13 05:54:02 UTC from web
    5. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

      @rancidrob The Mac Pro'll probably cost at least $2500 for the basic model so who knows.

      Thursday, 01-Aug-13 05:56:43 UTC from web
    6. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

      @rancidrob I'd pay that for a cylindrical computer

      Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:00:45 UTC from web
    7. Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaames Sunderland Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaames Sunderland

      @rancidrob MY BRAHN

      Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:00:45 UTC from web
    8. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

      @rancidrob Less cool because it doesn't rotate

      Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:03:53 UTC from web
      1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

        @yodelerty Add a turntable at the bottom

        Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:04:41 UTC from StatusNet Android
    9. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

      @rancidrob @redenchilada How am I supposed to access the ports

      Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:05:41 UTC from web
      1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

        @yodelerty Cut holes in trashcan.

        Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:07:18 UTC from StatusNet Android
        1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

          @redenchilada Lame

          Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:08:14 UTC from web
          1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

            @yodelerty Put it on a robot and have a robot computer.

            Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:10:39 UTC from StatusNet Android
            1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

              @redenchilada Why

              Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:11:32 UTC from web
              1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

                @yodelerty Why not?

                Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:12:16 UTC from StatusNet Android
                1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

                  @redenchilada It would kill me probably

                  Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:12:58 UTC from web
                  1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

                    @yodelerty Robot code: they are not allowed to cause harm to humans

                    Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:13:43 UTC from StatusNet Android
                    1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

                      @redenchilada What if he disobeys?

                      Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:14:17 UTC from web
                      1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

                        @yodelerty Unplug him.

                        Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:14:51 UTC from StatusNet Android
                        1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

                          @redenchilada What if he blocks the power cord?

                          Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:15:16 UTC from web
                          1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

                            @yodelerty Turn him off.

                            Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:15:53 UTC from StatusNet Android
                            1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

                              @redenchilada What if he chops off my arm as I'm reaching for the power button?

                              Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:17:39 UTC from web
                              1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

                                @yodelerty Dump water on him. And reattach your arm.

                                Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:18:35 UTC from StatusNet Android
                                1. Scribus Scribus

                                  @redenchilada Or at least replace it with a hook and take shelter with some nerd rappers.

                                  Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:19:33 UTC from web
                                  1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

                                    @scribus ♪ First day, it's already too late...

                                    Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:21:58 UTC from StatusNet Android
                                2. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

                                  @redenchilada What if I can't reach the faucet because it chopped off my legs?

                                  Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:19:56 UTC from web
                                  1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

                                    @yodelerty Spit on him repeatedly until he dies. And reattach your legs.

                                    Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:21:07 UTC from StatusNet Android
                                    1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

                                      @redenchilada But what if I die of blood loss before I can?

                                      Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:23:21 UTC from web
                                      1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

                                        @yodelerty That's your fault for not building the robot with a remote killswitch.

                                        Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:24:05 UTC from StatusNet Android
                                        1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

                                          @redenchilada Dude wouldn't it be cheaper just to buy a cylindrical computer

                                          Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:24:59 UTC from web
                                          1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

                                            @yodelerty But that makes you lame

                                            Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:26:31 UTC from StatusNet Android
                                            1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

                                              @redenchilada no

                                              Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:27:02 UTC from web
                                              1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

                                                @yodelerty All cool kids have robot computers

                                                Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:30:46 UTC from StatusNet Android
                                                1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

                                                  @redenchilada You don't

                                                  Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:31:18 UTC from web
                                                  1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

                                                    @yodelerty Are you sure about that

                                                    Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:33:25 UTC from StatusNet Android
                                                    1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

                                                      @redenchilada YES

                                                      Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:34:27 UTC from web
                                                      1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

                                                        @yodelerty I'm posting from it right now

                                                        Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:37:02 UTC from StatusNet Android
                                                        1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

                                                          @redenchilada Don't lie to me

                                                          Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:37:31 UTC from web
                                                          1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

                                                            @yodelerty I'm posting from my /android/

                                                            Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:40:45 UTC from StatusNet Android
                                                            1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

                                                              @redenchilada did you seriously make that joke

                                                              Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:41:52 UTC from web
                    2. Scribus Scribus

                      @redenchilada Or, through inaction, allow a human to come to harm.

                      Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:14:48 UTC from web
    10. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

      @rancidrob That doesn't sound very cool

      Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:07:48 UTC from web
    11. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

      @rancidrob Or flames!

      Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:10:09 UTC from web
    12. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

      @rancidrob Probably

      Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:26:51 UTC from web