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Let the cat bone
Monday, 27-Feb-17 14:14:45 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation yeah, but you're not a cat
Imagine waking up at 3am with the cat LITERALLY screaming for dick
every day
FOR WEEKS
then she turns back to normal
for about 3-4 days
AND IT ALL STARTS AGAIN
and it doesn't stop, until you manage to either spay her when the heat is off or till she's pregnant
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@nerthos my veterinarian friend said she is probably liek one week old
Friday, 24-Feb-17 14:31:20 UTC from web-
@mushi Why not Vanessa or Cynthia, it's a caterpillar variety https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanessa_cardui
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@nerthos i think i will just go with lady, it is not a bad name
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@mushi Fair enough
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The active season for Clowns is upon us
and a nearby Tanjelo farm has fallen victim to arson
COINCIDENCE?
I
THINK
NOT!Monday, 27-Feb-17 13:36:17 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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OH FFS HE'S USING A Potato KnishesING HANDSAW NOW!
Sunday, 26-Feb-17 09:34:38 UTC from web -
"Hey, I'm Zenn's upstairs neighbour, I think it's a good idea to play with drills and hammers"
"at 8:30AM, on a SUNDAY"
"and now I'm gonna make some wierd sound that resembles a horse learning to tapdance"Sunday, 26-Feb-17 09:14:04 UTC from web -
lmaoooo, even Fox's interviewees are fake
Saturday, 25-Feb-17 19:38:34 UTC from web-
@tiffany omg
it all makes sense now
The entirety of Fox's News/Opinion output
IT WAS ALL A HUGE COMEDY SKETCH
But, like everything ever made by Fox
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@zennx that's why they brought in Kellyanne Conway [screen wipe to Conway having an adderall seizure in a basement somewhere]
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@nerthos she is more calm now http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/857200
Thursday, 23-Feb-17 22:33:20 UTC from web -
What the kiwi was with Rugrats, they're like babies but talk??
Thursday, 23-Feb-17 20:55:56 UTC from web-
@tiffany Tara Strong made a woman lactate by crying like a baby
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@thelastgherkin Incredible
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@thelastgherkin Not just women either
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and not just monkey faeces either
Thursday, 23-Feb-17 20:23:19 UTC from web -
Was Gene Roddenberry gay? I'm reading this Star Trek story and he goes into an unnecessary amount of detail about Khan's beauty.
Thursday, 23-Feb-17 17:03:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Was Alexander Hamilton?
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I support Calexit because then the NCR will be a real
Thursday, 23-Feb-17 15:45:03 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I support it because death to america
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Well, I finally made the effort to start Fallout 4's DLCs. Just started Nuka World. I guess they thought the "Sunshine and Rainbows" - "I don't get a pony?" line from the end of the main questline was too subtle a reference.
Wednesday, 22-Feb-17 22:57:40 UTC from web -
I can't believe that Skinners Sense of Snow is from Season 12. How can this be
Wednesday, 22-Feb-17 20:14:44 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark that'll teach you to slap your willie around
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@tiffany Nibbles! Chew through my ball sack.
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@ceruleanspark i can't believe the mangoing killed off nibbles :(
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OHOHOHOH
There's wild Ipecacuanha near my collegeWednesday, 22-Feb-17 12:07:58 UTC from web -
so, my new and updated book about poisonous and medicinal plants shows a bunch of invasive plants that weren't in the previous version
Turns out American Poke Weed grows 10mins walk from my house....
Time to make some Vomit poison
>:)Wednesday, 22-Feb-17 11:57:49 UTC from web -
Wednesday, 22-Feb-17 10:08:46 UTC from web
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@zennx Punk is not dead
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Next person I see IRL insulting my sister for her being gay will get choke slammed into a bed of nails
Tuesday, 21-Feb-17 01:38:50 UTC from web -
Titanfall 3: And I can't get up
Monday, 20-Feb-17 06:49:47 UTC from web -
Given time, owls will even hear in 4D
Monday, 20-Feb-17 06:43:00 UTC from web-
@scribus ... I wonder about cows
They have 4 stomachs...
Can they digest in 4D?
maybe milk is a bi-product of whatever it takes to create a mini-black-hole
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Maybe they were great horned owls, I did only just now realize that they looked like they had ears and that birds don't have ears. So I guess there were tufts and I am a terrible bird watcher.
Monday, 20-Feb-17 06:28:17 UTC from web-
@scribus Honestly if I have to risk it, due to location and size and the fact that they didn't have tufts I'd say it was likely a barn owl or short eared owl.
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@scribus Owls have ears dude
What's more their ears are not symmetrical
This allows them to calculate not just where sound comes from, but also it's it's relation in height and latitude
THAT'S RIGHT BABY
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@zennx Well I know they have the organs but it's not like an externally visually distinctive feature
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Reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM3UAnCH5IE
Monday, 20-Feb-17 05:27:13 UTC from web-
@nerthos "made by the same people that created our first nuclear bombs"
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@zennx If the bombs don't explode, then the car is super safe from exploding.
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@nerthos I dunno dude,
I would really hate to buy one and read the news the next day that "Best Korea, more specifically it's Supreme Leader, has developed the "External Combustion Engine""Scribus likes this.
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now that I think about it what exactly IS Hekapoo
if I had to put my money on something, I'd say an IfritMonday, 20-Feb-17 05:30:07 UTC from web-
@zennx Maybe some weird faun considering the personality description in the wiki
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so, finally caught up to Star vs the forces of Evil
and damn
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/830150395745992704/LyJfHKEO.jpg
Hekapoo is best girlMonday, 20-Feb-17 05:00:00 UTC from web -
You heard it here first, folks. I am going to SUE THE PRESIDENT, just like John Boehner.
Saturday, 18-Feb-17 17:35:23 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Tweet him "See you in court"
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@ceruleanspark @mrmattimation Matt courts Trump
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trump's been in office for a month and he's already back to holding campaign rallies
Saturday, 18-Feb-17 17:15:51 UTC from web-
@rarity Bread and circus
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@mrmattimation It's actually "Keep America great"
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@ceruleanspark I will sue him for kiwiing trademark infringement
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watching this Bill Maher interview with Milo and his "mean words don't hurt people" argument is stupid
Saturday, 18-Feb-17 13:17:21 UTC from web-
@tiffany If he thinks mean words don't hurt people why is he so into harassing people on twitter?
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@ceruleanspark Because there's no better way to call out snowflakes than by being an attention seeking contrarian with no actual valuable input
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"Oh no are you triggered, snowflake?" cries a group of people characterised by their tendency to dissolve into hysterics when someone implies that being a white male doesn't make you special.
Saturday, 18-Feb-17 12:56:55 UTC from web -
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Childish Gambino cover of "Africa" incoming????
Saturday, 18-Feb-17 12:12:31 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation More like... extant for seven years http://pny.lv/1cu85
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@thelastgherkin I make a 4 stars
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Just saw Dr. Strange
I didn't know Madds was in it
Dude's agent must be cherrying amazing if he keeps landing him awesome gigs like thatSaturday, 18-Feb-17 00:24:35 UTC from web -
Must... resist... urge to fight... with ex...
Friday, 17-Feb-17 21:09:59 UTC from web
