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Today I'm finally playing Breath of the Wild. If it's anything like my playing of Skyward Sword, there's gonna be a lot of stream of consciousness posts which I will happily hide behind a spoiler tag. So if you wake up and the front page is just "Post hidden", you'll know why and who.
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 08:50:15 UTC from web -
Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:38:07 UTC from web -
This elevator is gonna be our coffin
Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:34:35 UTC from web -
I fixed the clock, so that probably broke everything else. At worst, it fixed federation.
Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:19:25 UTC from web -
BREAKING: Gibraltar calls EU a cuck http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/03/eu-will-not-give-way-gibraltar-diplomats-say-talk-war-dismissed/
Monday, 03-Apr-17 20:12:08 UTC from web -
“I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty – that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty, that’s my series arc, Morty, if it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty, that’s what’s going to take us all the way to the end, Morty, nine more seasons Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce, for 97 more years, I want that McNugget sauce, Morty.”
Monday, 03-Apr-17 18:21:08 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
- Gherkin ☑️ repeated this.
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I'm just gonna leave this here. http://rainbowdash.net/url/857918
Monday, 03-Apr-17 02:06:04 UTC from web-
@stumpuswhumpus Is this madoka
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http://i.imgur.com/fJOhz4u.jpg so that's where he went.
Monday, 03-Apr-17 10:37:12 UTC from web -
i love happy endings http://rainbowdash.net/url/857920
Monday, 03-Apr-17 04:07:03 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Please change the human's mouth colour from blue as this makes me think about skeletonlingus
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Matty Bingus and the Skeletonlingus
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Nine seasons and a dipping sauce
Sunday, 02-Apr-17 18:03:13 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark 97 years rick and morty
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@tiffany The government and your father crossed me Morty, and I made them go away.
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@ceruleanspark nuggets
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Is a tomato the only fruit that is a ketchup?
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 12:03:53 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Not exactly. Corn is technically a multiple fruit, and a lot of popular ketchup brands contains syrup made from corn.
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Breaking news: Fox to produce new classic episodes of The Simpsons. "A vocal contingent of fans insists 'The Simpsons' went downhill after the eighth season," says James L. Brooks. "So we decided to just make more Season Eight episodes."
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 11:25:02 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Fake news, the showrunner is Al Jean
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@mrmattimation Brooks is still an executive producer and I claim my £5
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Breaking news: L is real 2401
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 09:57:36 UTC from web -
Breaking news: Donald Trumps holds special press conference; removes latex mask, reveals Andy Kaufman
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 09:55:41 UTC from web -
Breaking news: you're all furries
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 09:51:36 UTC from web -
SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY, AT THE EMPORIUM! Emerson, Lake & Palmer with Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young feat. Peter, Paul & Mary with special guest Earth, Wind & Fire!
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 02:16:57 UTC from web-
@scribus Produced by Stock Aitken Waterman
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That Supergirl/Flash musical was laaaaaaame
Friday, 31-Mar-17 20:57:52 UTC from web -
Tumblr presents Horse Friend! http://pny.lv/1fuhg
Friday, 31-Mar-17 15:33:54 UTC from web-
@adiwan I have two dead hoers. 27 days is my record. Is there an endgoal to it? I'm wondering if there's a really prolonged joke to it.
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@thelastgherkin I reached 31 days. I was extremely bored at that point and reversed the game and tried to kill as many horses as fast as I can. Three poop heaps were so far the max in my test. When the horse hatches it was dead before it can poop again.
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@adiwan Getting born into poop and then committing suicide is relateable
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I am confused by the top and bottom questions http://pny.lv/1fueg
Friday, 31-Mar-17 14:41:09 UTC from web
