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  1. I don't want to sound racist, but bronies are becoming a minority on their own social network

    about 8 hours ago from web
  2. So basically, Bronysquare and Ponysquare are closing down because the brony fandom is more-or-less dead, and even though the show still has fans, there just aren't that many legitimate bronies anymore.

    You know what that means? Being a brony is cool again guys, break out the plushies and the unsettling cosplays!

    about a day ago from web
  3. Huh. Pony and Brony -square are closing at the end of the month. That's the end of an era right there

    about 2 days ago from web
  4. Cheers love, murder is here http://pny.lv/1n0gk

    about 3 days ago from web
  5. I certainly hope I'm cooked properly, because I am teeming with parasites

    about 3 days ago from web
  6. You: totes mcgroats
    Me, an intellectual: totally mcgroatally

    about 3 days ago from web
    • Has My Little Pony ever had a magician named Hay Presto

      about 4 days ago from web
    • Chip vs Dale

      about 4 days ago from web
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      • @thelastgherkin Close. Rescue Rangers is called here "Chip und Chap - Die Ritter des Rechts" (Chip and Chap - The Knights of Justice).

        about 4 days ago in context
      • @adiwan That seems... evocative

        about 4 days ago in context
      • @thelastgherkin I guess since it's a show for children and they know no English the title "Rescue Rangers" had to be changed (also for the R/R logo). There is not really a snappy and alliterative alternative in German for that. There are a ton of Disney characters that had also their names changed for lesser reasons. Scrooge McDuck is here "Dagobert Duck". Launchpad McQuack is simply just "Quack" (sometimes with the addition of "der Bruchpilot (the crash pilot)). But the show is also called here "DuckTales"... Localization! A weird world of wacky words.

        about 4 days ago in context
    • Has anyone ever effed without blinding or vice versa

      about 4 days ago from web
      • Howdy neighbour it's a hot one tod-- (spontaneously combusts)

        about 4 days ago from web
      • Take off all your preppy clothes

        about 5 days ago from web
        • You: Happy Father's Day
          Me, an intellectual: daddy

          about 7 days ago from web
          • My descent into Rimworld sociopathy is essentially complete with the realisation that it's profitable to rehabilitate captured and injured raiders so that I can sell them into slavery

            about 8 days ago from web
            • Yesterday I set up a Telegram account because my D&D used IRC before and it didn't work out that well (lack of offline messaging). Today a friend randomly told me that he noticed that I use Telegram now, however I never told him myself. He got a notification about that. To be honest I didn't intend to tell anybody that. I thought Telegram was all about privacy and security but this incident tells me another story.

              about 8 days ago from web
            • Last night in D&D I kept using my Deck of Illusions inappropriately, at one point conjuring up a Hill Giant that I named Biggo. But since we then had to climb a mountain range, as soon as Biggo got 120ft away he dispelled. I turned back and whispered "I love you", and he grumbled "Supermaaaaaan..." It was both sadder and funnier than the end of the Iron Giant.

              about 8 days ago from web
              • @thelastgherkin jesus FrankerZing christ dude

                about 8 days ago in context
              • @thelastgherkin Our wizard used the Deck of Illusions to cast an illusion (a beholder) on the Lightning Rail tracks (a magical train that hovers in the air and is hold up by magic stones in the ground that shoot lightning) in order to stop the train because the tracks were supposedly manipulated by a Sherlock Holmes type detective gone full Moriarty. However the breaks were manipulated instead and thus the train was unable to stop and ran over the beholder illusion. We used a fly spell to get on the train and our sorcerer blasted a level 5 scorching ray and killed the lightning elemental in one round (5 individual attacks, two were crit with almost max damage rolls, and the rest were also high damage rolls). The train "rolled" safely into the train station with a huge melted whole in the front.

                about 7 days ago in context
            • The fate of everything is made like this, in the collision, the test of one praxis against another. This is how the world changes: one way meets a second way, and they discharge their weapons, they exchange their words and markets, they contest and in doing so they petition each other for the right to go on being something, instead of nothing. This is the universe figuring out what it should be in the end.

              about 9 days ago from web
              • The world is not built on the laws they love. Not on friendship, but on mutual interest. Not on peace, but on victory by any means. The universe is run by extinction, by extermination, by gamma-ray bursts burning up a thousand garden worlds, by howling singularities eating up infant suns. And if life is to live, if anything is to survive through the end of all things, it will live not by the smile but by the sword, not in a soft place but in a hard hell, not in the rotting bog of artificial paradise but in the cold hard self-verifying truth of that one ultimate arbiter, the only judge, the power that is its own metric and its own source—existence, at any cost. Strip away the lies and truces and delaying tactics they call ‘civilization’ and this is what remains, this beautiful shape.

                about 9 days ago from web
                • Eat at Joe's

                  about 9 days ago from web
                  • I dreamed of a Mario game where you had to decide which Mario characters would board in which hotels while on holiday and whichever one had Waluigi would kick him out after he wrecked up the place

                    about 10 days ago from web
                    • http://pny.lv/1m9t3 this is a copy of the first animated gif ever uploaded to the internet.

                      about 10 days ago from web
                    • You can tell a rimworld game is going well when you've filled 3 mass graves

                      about 11 days ago from web
                      • http://pny.lv/1m5b7 this is cultural appropriation I am outraged

                        about 12 days ago from web
                        • Well hi I guess.

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                        • WEARY SIGH there is an upcoming Covfefe Act.

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                        • I mean seriously it's so good

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                          • If you're a fan of good science fiction and you haven't read Yoon Ha Lee's "Ninefox Gambit" (and its sequel, Raven Stratagem) yet, you're doing yourself a disservice.

                            about 12 days ago from web
                          • There's more to being a good person than just having a stereo television

                            about 12 days ago from web
                            • Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop - you know the place - well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just PEACHY! Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast. BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT! EVERY SINGLE MORNING! It was driving me crazy! I said to my mom, I said, "Hey mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother - she just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned right down next to me and she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old. That's when I swore that someday - someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place where the sun is always shin

                              about 13 days ago from web
                            • A physical release of Undertale? A physical /PS4 and Vita/ release of Undertale? A physical release with a heart shaped gold plated music-box locket that plays "Memory"? Stop, stop, I can only get so errect

                              about 13 days ago from web
                              • My brain, desperately searching for a batcavepost: Spyro T Agnew the Dragon

                                about 14 days ago from web