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  1. "Model says all LGBT+ people should be ‘put on an island and blown up’." Buddy I wouldn't mind being blown on an island

    about 10 hours ago from web
  2. Why are there always seahorse shapes in the chocolate seashells box? Seahorses aren't shells

    about 10 hours ago from web
  3. !vgp Shameless promotion: https://www.lostember.com/?karmaCode=423-Yv7QFU3FYxtc1rEGGGps

    about 2 days ago from web
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      about 2 days ago from web
    • Does anybody else feel like the moon should be somehow audible?

      about 2 days ago from web
    • @thelastgherkin @adiwan https://www.amazon.co.uk/Paladone-Soldier-Egg-Toast-Cutter/dp/B002EF5GE4

      about 3 days ago from web
    • (me flirting) So is there a Frontstreet Boys

      about 3 days ago from web
    • Old people keep telling me I'm too young to say "lovely jubbly"

      about 5 days ago from web
    • If I get drafted to fight the North Koreans I'mma just tell 'em I have social anxiety. I'd go up to the enemy and be like "um, this is awkward, but... I have to kill you now... like, bad luck, man"

      about 9 days ago from web
    • weesnaw

      about 10 days ago from web
      • Saturdays are traditionally celebrated on a Friday

        about 11 days ago from web
      • I think my iPhone's screen might be made of dolomite.

        about 11 days ago from web
      • "A Hat In Time" sounds promising. !vgp

        about 11 days ago from web
        • The lesson of Mousse T.'s "Horny 98" is that recording and producing a song is quicker than other means of communication http://rainbowdash.net/url/860916

          about 13 days ago from web
          • It's tough out there for a conservative brony

            about 13 days ago from web
          • People who misuse the word 'ironic' to be 'funny' should be forced to listen to Alanis Morissette's Ironic for the rest of their lives.

            about 14 days ago from community.highlandarrow.com
          • happy anniversary to my favourite resident overlords @ceruleanspark and @thelastgherkin

            about 14 days ago from web
          • http://i.imgur.com/GhJO0W8.jpg

            about 15 days ago from web
          • Mastodon notices are called "toots" and that is adorable

            about 15 days ago from web
            • Is there sex ed at Hogwarts

              about 15 days ago from web
            • Whoa, I remember dreaming about going to play minigolf but half the course was cordoned off by Donald Trump's camera crew. They were filming him playing minigolf, and doing motion capture on professional minigolf players, splicing the two together to create a 100% verifiable record of Trump getting only holes-in-one.

              about 16 days ago from web
              • The Fellowship of the Ring movie came out when I was nine and I used to think Saruman was CGI

                about 16 days ago from web
                • !streaming Destiny, the final Iron Banner. http://pny.lv/1pk9q

                  about 16 days ago from web
                  • http://ibless.therains.downin.africa/

                    about 17 days ago from web
                  • Lord I am making poopy sand

                    about 18 days ago from web
                  • http://rainbowdash.net/url/860565

                    about 18 days ago from web
                    • I'm gonna stay in this corner. Then to sneak up on me you have to teleport into a wall. mango you.

                      about 18 days ago from web
                    • Andrea Romano has been voice directing cartoons since before I was old enough to watch cartoons

                      about 18 days ago from web
                      • Has anyone put spaghetti bolognese on a wrap before, or am I about to become the world's greatest innovator

                        about 18 days ago from web
                      • Your death will go towards a greater good. Me.

                        about 18 days ago from web