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how come everyone thinks the joke of the gaster cartoon is that he's a rapist
he just likes the booty, ain't nothin rapey about thatThursday, 17-Aug-17 17:29:10 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I did not say rape, you just heard it. Unless... #mandelaeffect
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@scribus nah i just got a lot of criticism after that one saying that i made the character into a deranged rapist, he's actually just a loveable sex maniac
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@mrmattimation I'm down with lovable sex mania.
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Democrats are the REAL racists/fascists/Russians/Ghostbusters
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And the totally not unexpected is now happening: people wanting statues of George Washington to be removed because he was a slave holder.
Of course to be really consistent you have to rename everything named after him as well, such as, you know, the nation's capital. And while you're at it don't forget to remove those documents he signed like the Declaration of Independence. -
I mean, for all I know Kim Jong Un is my cousin
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 18:21:50 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation MR "Matt" MATTIMATION CONFIRMS SUSPICIONS THAT HE WORKS FOR THE JUCHE
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@dokidoki The non-government-sanctioned haircut fooled everyone
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@dokidoki he keeps asking me to draw his official portrait but he'll only offer "exposure"
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My neighbors have a dog that I think is actually more bear than dog
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 18:05:39 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Who's to say the FBI isn't infiltrated by the Russians
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@nerthos If the FBI were infiltrated by Russians, they'd actually listen to the President once in a while
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@mrmattimation Replace the FBI for paratrooper bears.
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i'm heading to the bank today to discuss what options i can take to put myself into even greater debt
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 17:59:28 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Buy high risk cryptocurrency, you have equal chances to get rid of all debt or make it impossible to ever pay.
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Some Democrat who loves the spotlight more than appearing intelligent is introducing impeachment thingies over Charlottesville.
Uhm, you may not agree with Trump's words on that but his remarks were positively tame and fully within his authority both as a president and as a US citizen (that First Amendment thingy). Even with the biggest possible assumption of guilt there is no way to turn his remarks into a criminal act.-
@verius Disagreement=crime
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The whole 'LBGTQLMNOP' thing started out as a joke... Nobodies laughing anymore. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/745132
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@dolus Still missing PZN
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@shpuld How about Fluffle Puff for 'FrankerZing Assblasted Gay Group of Trannies'? I mean, they're the ones running the 'movement' now.
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@shpuld @dolus https://FrankerZposter.club/attachment/957302 I'm IPsexual, my pronouns are 127.0.0.1
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Thursday, 17-Aug-17 17:34:44 UTC from web
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stay away from the noid, he eats pizza
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 17:11:32 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Oh but you'll animate ass eating skeletons with zero qualms!
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Really proud of this, spent a lot of time on it https://papayaposter.club/attachment/957097
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@rw This Fluffle Puff put a copyright on a minion drawing
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@donniethedumbass @rw ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL
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Does anybody else feel like the moon should be somehow audible?
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 15:10:39 UTC from web-
@scribus You can't hear the moon over there?
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@thelastgherkin Not over the 91 freeway, sadly.
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Don't ever talk to me, drunk me, alternate future me, me but better, or my son ever again.
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This year will mark a century since Finland declared independence from the mess that was and is now Russia, and managed to keep it all this time. Good on you, guys.
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*Freeze frame* Yep, this is me. You're probably wondering how I even got here aren't you. It all started back in the summer of '96 *Baba O' Reily begins playing* the year I was born. Coincidentally that's the same year my grandma let me fall off the kitchen counter smashing my delicate newborn head on the floor. That's when I thought to myself that becoming a United States Marine was a good idea. Little did I know it was the worst decision in my life... Thanks grandma
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 09:46:34 UTC from web-
@lcplazureblaze Oh, young head injuries... I got a baseball bat to the dome when I was 7, and now I'm on the fediverse!
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In this tumultuous world I'm always overlooking the perineum
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I REALLY need to change this CUSSING avatar it is making everything I say look like I'm a crotchety old coot instead of the crotchety aging nut I really am!
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 03:33:56 UTC from web -
Calming my FrankerZ is so much easier by night. Unless that's just because I'm home. Intoxicated.
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 03:40:02 UTC from web -
That's the thing. I don't see Law and Order as one and the same, or even necessarily as parts of a set. They can serve to compliment each other, but I see Law as people telling people what to and not to do, whereas I see Order as just people behaving themselves, man. I like Order. I'm wary of Law.
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 03:32:59 UTC from web -
Christ, I hate cops. To plagiarize BoJack Horseman, giving a jerk a gun and telling him it's OK to kill people doesn't make that jerk a hero.
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 01:03:15 UTC from web-
@scribus Well, being harassed constitutes abuse of authority, but considering the state of affairs over there yeah, it likely wouldn't be taken seriously since aside from real people like you there's also the crowd that'd report being stared at as "police brutality"
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@nerthos I mean, I can see fair to legitimately say it was a "psychological assault," but again, it didn't give me so much as a "mental black eye," you know? I vented my bile, now it's more funny than anything.
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@scribus I've never considered incompetence a extenuating factor. Intent is what matters. It's just as bad to try to hit someone and fail miserably than it is to succeed.
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I learned about sex from the Transformers Movie
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Good night
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@why Night
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you'll never get me!! *runs off*
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Also I couldn't describe them better than "hilariously non-threatening to me, personally, aside from the Bat-Belts." Like, if you're gonna thug, maybe try being actually hard instead of just hardware?
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 02:34:40 UTC from web -
ACAB, but not ABAC!
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 02:29:58 UTC from web -
(Is this just a sly way of me saying "more people should be dead" over again? Who can say!?)
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 02:26:34 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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Maybe if we had a lower, less-dense population, Anarchy would stand a better chance. Seems like proto-Communism worked well enough in small, tight tribes.
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 02:23:10 UTC from web -
being fairly young, the amount of people i grew up with that wanted/still want to be "youtubers" is disturbing. even actual youtubers know they can't live off it anymore.
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@delores I'd joke with my IRL friends that if any of us had a kid that wished to be a youtuber the kid would be sent to military service.
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I mean, a new incident, but of the same old nature.
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 02:01:48 UTC from web
