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HEY GUYS LET'S DO A PG-RATED #TMITUESDAY! No. Never. Terrible idea. Do not do this. This is A Very Bad Idea.

Gherkin ☑️

I don't remember this episode. http://ur1.ca/egp7k

Seth Edwards

So bored I talked trash talk as fluttershy while gaming. One dude says, "Oh my GOD Fluttershy!" His friend replies, "Who the (insert appropriate bad word here) is Fluttershy?" The quickest response I have heard in a while was abrupt, "What? I don't know? I'm High."

that guy you hate

#totw Is Mayonnaise a pony?

komamiki

the sun just told me i looked fat. this is the worst sunburn i’ve ever gotten

RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

If my posts appear in one big chunk thirty minutes later again I'm gonna

Jessi Jacquet

What is it with people online? What is it that makes them want to act like jerks online? God. This is really what happens to some players who get insulted... (#NSFW because of language) Please show respect and kindness for fellow online players. Some of them may be new to the game. :3 http://ur1.ca/ehevi

that guy you hate

I hate when strangers say "I don't bite". Yea, because the first thing I think of when I meet someone is " HOLY S*** THIS bananas IS GONNA BITE ME!"

RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

"The Brave Little Toaster scared me as a child. And not for the clown scene or any other graphic imagery… just the simple thought of every man-made inanimate object being sentient. I sat in horror for most of the movie as I contemplated the idea that the toilets in my house were alive and forced to consume human waste. I felt uncomfortable in the shower because I was silently afraid that the shower head was watching me and passing some sort of judgment on my body. What if it was a boy shower head? Were my clothes alive?"

Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

It's really difficult to take up an anti-piracy position when there's literally a "watch pirate episodes of the show" button embedded into the goddamn website.

treesy

#totw Ditzy Doo had a unique way of looking at things. Many would see her job delivering parcels as mere inexperienced labour. She, on the other hoof, considered it an unrivalled method of networking. Whenever a letter or parcel was sent to anyone influential, it was Ditzy who volunteered to deliver it. After all, a feather makes a decent letter opener, and if they did notice the damage to the letter, who would possibly suspect her. Many would call her mad for trying to overthrow Celestia. She disagreed. Ditzy considered herself, if nothing else, practical. She, if no-one else, knew the power of words in Equestria. The right words in the right ears can create fear, panic... or revolution. Ditzy knew that Celestia needed to be replaced. She believed this without a shadow of a doubt. After all, in a land where a pony's name determines their destiny, what kind of ruler would have allowed her parents to name her Ditzy Doo.

derps derps

when u @Derps com home and make hte post http://ur1.ca/eh2ak

RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) derps

Damnit @derps

Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

Pinkie Pie! There's been a magical explosion at the mall, and the only way to fix it is to GO SHOPPING

Rarity

Why the hell am I still getting Facebook invites from people like "Josephine KittyCat" who attended "Yiffy Highschool"

monsutaa kaado!

i wonder how many years in hell being in a intimate imaginary zoophile relatioship with a pagan creature would give me

Eris

Having a break from tearing apart the shed, Lisa. So much dust

RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) derps

Holy crap @derps is here

derps

Yes, this is dog.

RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

Ashleigh is so cute on-stage (◡‿◡✿)