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  1. Laying witness to someone struggling to get their SUV up a hill. A four wheel drive one.

    Friday, 24-Jan-14 23:49:01 UTC from web
    • Copper? I'll take whatever you want to give.

      Friday, 24-Jan-14 21:22:14 UTC from web
    • Lol. 2 cars got into an accident at a nearby intersection and pulled into our lot. A piece of the car's front bumper got lodged into the right rear tyre of the truck. Turns out, the one in the car has a learner's permit.

      Friday, 24-Jan-14 22:31:44 UTC from web
    • Spin, brother

      Friday, 24-Jan-14 20:38:51 UTC from web
      • I didn't think i was nice enough at work to warrant free ice cream AND bagels.

        Friday, 24-Jan-14 18:36:15 UTC from web
        • Have to take a test on back-related crap. Again. Then get to do another oil change that's been waiting since i logged in to do the damned test. Of course no other work. Corporations=awesome; keep me from doing my actual bloody job.

          Friday, 24-Jan-14 17:58:11 UTC from web
          • This one went WAY better. No over-melting, no lost beads. http://pny.lv/dmb

            Friday, 24-Jan-14 16:51:33 UTC from web
          • Times I hear about Justin Beiber: People whining about how much they hate him: 95%, from his fans: 0%, people asking "Who the murdock is Justin Beiber?" 5%

            Friday, 24-Jan-14 16:42:08 UTC from web
          • Did I ever mention on here the video message from Tom directed towards me.

            Friday, 24-Jan-14 16:42:18 UTC from web
          • Hey we have a gas leak and may get to be closed.

            Friday, 24-Jan-14 16:39:02 UTC from web
          • Pro Tip of the Day™: Don't make death threats, regardless of whether it was a joke or not. It's not a good thing to do.

            Friday, 24-Jan-14 16:24:22 UTC from web
          • Green is not a creative color

            Friday, 24-Jan-14 14:38:43 UTC from web
          • @snowcone I swear to God if that actually happens

            Friday, 24-Jan-14 16:06:30 UTC from web
          • @rancidrob brake parts cleaner and a lighter; wait until they're using the facilities

            Friday, 24-Jan-14 15:57:48 UTC from web
          • @vt3c Despite the belief that a certain primary-colored member of the mod team chooses to promote, I don't ban people without a lot of forethought and consideration first, and I generally consider having to ban someone a failure on my part, because I couldn't find a better way.

            Friday, 24-Jan-14 13:03:44 UTC from web
          • @vt3c Until Bob Newhart dies, that title is taken.

            Friday, 24-Jan-14 05:29:40 UTC from MuSTArDroid
          • only weird people know me

            Friday, 24-Jan-14 05:56:59 UTC from web
          • DISCLAIMER SO ARE MEN. YES. EVERYPONY IS WEIRD.

            Friday, 24-Jan-14 05:48:27 UTC from web
            • so, back in my animecon days i met a girl, she has me on FB now. Recently she made a post about wanting to be a little more social, so she would start calling everyone of her FB to her house to play games, watch animes and so one. she said everyone could go, but we should be a "vegetable person", (these kind of people that never say or do anything), then i commented saying "i'm a vegetable". Some minutes later she sent me a message on the chat saying "you bananasing anitsocial, never pays atention to me :P". How do i even answer to that? was that even serious or what??

              Friday, 24-Jan-14 05:41:46 UTC from web
            • Any time I hear the word "coal", I immediately say "Flynt Coal?".

              Friday, 24-Jan-14 05:44:21 UTC from web
              • No, William; it was NCIS.

                Friday, 24-Jan-14 05:34:29 UTC from web
                • Take on me

                  Thursday, 23-Jan-14 19:18:26 UTC from web
                • Get me a hammer.

                  Friday, 24-Jan-14 05:26:19 UTC from web
                  • Damnit!

                    Friday, 24-Jan-14 05:23:37 UTC from web
                  • Likely any invasion america faces would be the same type that russia has faced for the last decade at least. Thankfully for America there isn't the ethnic strife.

                    Thursday, 23-Jan-14 22:15:48 UTC from web
                  • http://ur1.ca/ghnl7

                    Friday, 24-Jan-14 03:59:00 UTC from web
                    • Sudden energy rush. Someone might have given cocaine to a voodoo doll of me

                      Friday, 24-Jan-14 03:54:44 UTC from web
                    • Crap I thought this was getting easier. I'm totally stuck on how to do the mane/tail.

                      Friday, 24-Jan-14 03:33:37 UTC from web