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Laying witness to someone struggling to get their SUV up a hill. A four wheel drive one.
Friday, 24-Jan-14 23:49:01 UTC from web -
Copper? I'll take whatever you want to give.
Friday, 24-Jan-14 21:22:14 UTC from web-
@awlditzy i have 6 pennys 4 nickles 3 dimes and a quarter. Minus the collect cost for mail I can give you -$2.50
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@mylittlesistercantbethisincestual I was thinking more of straight copper but thanks for the consideration.
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@awlditzy I actually get free postage but money is something I'm a little short on.
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Lol. 2 cars got into an accident at a nearby intersection and pulled into our lot. A piece of the car's front bumper got lodged into the right rear tyre of the truck. Turns out, the one in the car has a learner's permit.
Friday, 24-Jan-14 22:31:44 UTC from web-
@awlditzy His rich daddy is gonna kill him
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@mrmattimation the mother seems just fine but they aren't rich not by a mile.
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Spin, brother
Friday, 24-Jan-14 20:38:51 UTC from web -
I didn't think i was nice enough at work to warrant free ice cream AND bagels.
Friday, 24-Jan-14 18:36:15 UTC from web -
Have to take a test on back-related crap. Again. Then get to do another oil change that's been waiting since i logged in to do the damned test. Of course no other work. Corporations=awesome; keep me from doing my actual bloody job.
Friday, 24-Jan-14 17:58:11 UTC from web -
This one went WAY better. No over-melting, no lost beads. http://pny.lv/dmb
Friday, 24-Jan-14 16:51:33 UTC from web-
@flamingpandaomg Holes on one side, solid on the other!
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@snowcone yeah I have no idea how to combine layers of beads.
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@scribus That's actually what I did with Mario. It looked fine to me, but if it's for myself I'll just deal with holes on both sides because I'm lazy and afraid to mess them up.
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Times I hear about Justin Beiber: People whining about how much they hate him: 95%, from his fans: 0%, people asking "Who the murdock is Justin Beiber?" 5%
Friday, 24-Jan-14 16:42:08 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark i'd prefer if we just ignored him but that ship is on the other side of the pond by now.
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@awlditzy I am just ignoring him
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@ceruleanspark welcome to the ship of kind negligence! Freshen yer drink, guvna?
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Did I ever mention on here the video message from Tom directed towards me.
Friday, 24-Jan-14 16:42:18 UTC from web -
Hey we have a gas leak and may get to be closed.
Friday, 24-Jan-14 16:39:02 UTC from web-
@awlditzy Fun? Or "fun"?
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@mrmattimation both (i don't remember puncturing or loosening anything)
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Pro Tip of the Day™: Don't make death threats, regardless of whether it was a joke or not. It's not a good thing to do.
Friday, 24-Jan-14 16:24:22 UTC from web-
@flamingpandaomg i'm going to---
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@flamingpandaomg In fact, don't make threats at all, unless you either plan to follow up, or don't mind being a suspect when whatever you're threatening eventually happens.
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@ceruleanspark "it's not a threat; it's a promise!"
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Green is not a creative color
Friday, 24-Jan-14 14:38:43 UTC from web-
@awlditzy Well, RDN has a disturbingly high number of self-claimed geniuses. We should interview them
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@ceruleanspark as one of those i say blue and grey are the best. 1 interview down
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@awlditzy SLATE!!
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@snowcone I swear to God if that actually happens
Friday, 24-Jan-14 16:06:30 UTC from web-
@snowcone Horse therapy
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@flamingpandaomg huehuehuehuehue
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@awlditzy (¬‿¬)
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@rancidrob brake parts cleaner and a lighter; wait until they're using the facilities
Friday, 24-Jan-14 15:57:48 UTC from web-
So i come to work to find tape all over my small horse. Revengeance shall be swift.
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@vt3c Despite the belief that a certain primary-colored member of the mod team chooses to promote, I don't ban people without a lot of forethought and consideration first, and I generally consider having to ban someone a failure on my part, because I couldn't find a better way.
Friday, 24-Jan-14 13:03:44 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark It's more a failure on their part I'd say but you'll believe what you'll believe. It's good that you think about it first though.
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@awlditzy I tend to only get involved in "higher tier" bans. Obviously ditching someone who can't follow the rules or is only here to troll is a non-issue, but when it's a more complex situation like dealing with Cajun or Pony or Rarity, then I consider having to fall back to just banning them to be weakness.
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@ceruleanspark If someone isn't listening to your calls for their ceasing to act up and just keeps on doing so, you aren't given much any choice, so it doesn't strike a weakness I think. Then again, I'm impatient with someone acts up regularly.
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@vt3c Until Bob Newhart dies, that title is taken.
- William repeated this.
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@scribus I forget what show I saw him in last, want to say it was The Mentalist? Played someone with severe dementia; broke my heart.
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@scribus Might have Been ER I've seen him in, too... well he was a great actor in many cases but his deadpan is something I aspire to be able to pull off. Newhart (the show and the man) was/is awesome.
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only weird people know me
Friday, 24-Jan-14 05:56:59 UTC from web-
@mushi We're all too cool for normies to know us. It's ok.
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DISCLAIMER SO ARE MEN. YES. EVERYPONY IS WEIRD.
Friday, 24-Jan-14 05:48:27 UTC from web -
so, back in my animecon days i met a girl, she has me on FB now. Recently she made a post about wanting to be a little more social, so she would start calling everyone of her FB to her house to play games, watch animes and so one. she said everyone could go, but we should be a "vegetable person", (these kind of people that never say or do anything), then i commented saying "i'm a vegetable". Some minutes later she sent me a message on the chat saying "you bananasing anitsocial, never pays atention to me :P". How do i even answer to that? was that even serious or what??
Friday, 24-Jan-14 05:41:46 UTC from web-
@awlditzy yeah, but i wish they did not do these things
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@mushi be like "nah baby, I was just too stunned by your radiant beauty."
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@flamingpandaomg ...no
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Any time I hear the word "coal", I immediately say "Flynt Coal?".
Friday, 24-Jan-14 05:44:21 UTC from web -
No, William; it was NCIS.
Friday, 24-Jan-14 05:34:29 UTC from web -
Take on me
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 19:18:26 UTC from web -
Get me a hammer.
Friday, 24-Jan-14 05:26:19 UTC from web -
Damnit!
Friday, 24-Jan-14 05:23:37 UTC from web-
@awlditzy what
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Likely any invasion america faces would be the same type that russia has faced for the last decade at least. Thankfully for America there isn't the ethnic strife.
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 22:15:48 UTC from web -
Friday, 24-Jan-14 03:59:00 UTC from web
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Sudden energy rush. Someone might have given cocaine to a voodoo doll of me
Friday, 24-Jan-14 03:54:44 UTC from web-
@mushi Ooops that was meant for my boss.
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@mushi Sorry, that might've been me
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@redenchilada freetime is the most dangerous thing you can give a man
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Crap I thought this was getting easier. I'm totally stuck on how to do the mane/tail.
Friday, 24-Jan-14 03:33:37 UTC from web