@draggle
http://bronies.wikia.com/wiki/DraggleWitch From the Volcano of Gloom, 25 Years Later
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My Friendship is Magic remake of Draggle is a unicorn with a broken horn and a cutie mark symbolizing motherhood :) I am essentially Draggle in the real world, in 2011. I'm a ditz married to a nerd. We reproduced. Five kids and I'm pregnant with number six. We'll have seven if an adoption goes in our favor. I gave FiM Draggle twelve because I want more. Among those twelve in my fanon are Snips and Snails. I'm a teaching assistant and charity volunteer and part-time graduate student (and here I used to think I was too dumb for college, ha ha ha) in addition to being a mommy, and I love love love what I do. Also I'm really weird and impulsive and get into crazy situations. You'll get used to me, hopefully.
Notices by Everypony's Mama (draggle), page 3
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@thelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaastgherkin You have my sympathies.
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@nvrrmbr I bet I laugh enough to prolong my lifespan.
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@nvrrmbr But the alternative would make me sad. I love my global friends.
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@nvrrmbr 50? More like 150, it seems.
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@nvrrmbr Unfortunately, it has been impossible lately. Gah. I know I COULD get to sleep easily - I love hypnosis tracks and my husband is even better - but I keep staying awake talking to people.
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@nvrrmbr Good morning. I should stop staying up all night.
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GOOD MORNING!
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@moonprincess The father in the Eggo Waffles commercials should hear this.
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http://i56.tinypic.com/2emzm2w.jpg I feel the need to show you Draggle's mate again. Pony version.
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@nvrrmbr What is it, exactly?
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DRAGGLE'S MATE: http://i56.tinypic.com/2emzm2w.jpg Based on my husband. Brought to you by the same artist who brought Pony Draggle, a.k.a. Buxy of Canterlot, a.k.a. Not Me.
Saturday, 04-Jun-11 07:03:38 UTC from web -
@elusivemrmadden Thou art forgiveneth.
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@nvrrmbr It's pointless without people in them.
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@elusivemrmadden It is true.
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@elusivemrmadden Tipping outhouses is an enjoyable activity.
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@pinkiederp *dances and falls over asleep*
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@pinkiederp It's a family reunion!
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Maybe @nvrrmbr is related to me after all. I have quite the habit of staying online when I should be sleeping.
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@elusivemrmadden I think the same thing!
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@yatta You are right.
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@nvrrmbr I actually wondered if you were my daughter at first. Her name's a lot like your screenname, she has glasses, her pony's a unicorn... So, yes, for a second I mistook you for a girl.
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@pinkiederp Show them Big Mac.
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@geesee Very much so.
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@yatta Hello.
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@geesee But it's very cute.
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Are we sane in here? Flankbook chat is a roleplay of everypony killing each other tonight.
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@magicrussia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savant_syndrome A savant isn't necessarily a savage idiot. Alas, I do beat myself up - I did so verbally and with tears when no one was looking tonight, to which my sister was harsher to me because how dare I take up her precious time being in a bathroom.
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@zarkanorf Was the name of a Gen 1 pony
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@magicrussia American war for independence and American civil war. (; I'm a pacifist myself, and I hate that I don't always act like it. She was loudly calling me stupid in front of a bunch of strangers, saying the way I talk is stupid. Slapping her didn't make me look less retarded at all! Ugh, sarcasm. It's a long story, all that happened, and a mess. Sometimes I wonder if I actually am an idiot savant whose whose savant skill is giving damns about young'uns, unlike my sister and plenty of other parents in the world.
