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well, officially 2017 here
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 02:05:42 UTC from web -
lotta customers today came to me claiming they were born in 1995... applein' idiots, if you're gonna lie to me say you're 22
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 01:45:35 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation "yeah my birthday is Jan 1 1997"
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Debating on how much I want to hang out with literal hipsters for the next 4 hours
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 01:37:22 UTC from web -
I'm making a conscious decision to not get bevved tonight.
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 00:57:13 UTC from web-
@awl as in it's a $6 chardonnay, that I bought at the Indian-owned store a block away. Pretty sure the family that owns it, I used to go to high school with one of their kids
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Hello everypony!
Sunday, 01-Jan-17 01:18:45 UTC from web -
you're dating someone for several years and you love them a lot and you're about to pop the question at the best italian restaurant in town. but then the waiter asks what you'd like and your soon to be fiance says "pasgetti", what do you do
Saturday, 31-Dec-16 00:46:29 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I'd ask them if they knew they were saying it wrong. I used to say Martin Scorcese's name like "score-cheezy" and I was glad to be corrected
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I need to practise singing again, I miss my falsetto :(
Saturday, 31-Dec-16 01:12:56 UTC from web -
aye yi yi
Friday, 30-Dec-16 23:51:43 UTC from web -
i bet whoever started the "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer" meme kinda wishes they hadn't now
Thursday, 29-Dec-16 04:45:25 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@mrmattimation Cruz already killed them.
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@mrmattimation Ｙｏｕ ｓｈｏｕｌｄ ｈａｖｅ ｃｌａｐｐｅｄ ｆｏｒ Ｊｅｂ ｗｈｅｎ ｙｏｕ ｈａｄ ｔｈｅ ｃｈａｎｃｅ
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I don't know what Snow Halation is, and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.
Thursday, 29-Dec-16 13:36:18 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Snow halation is love and snow halation is life
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@ceruleanspark A love live song. Mushi can probably tell you all about it.
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why do celeb deaths bum me out so much
Thursday, 29-Dec-16 02:26:19 UTC from web -
Wednesday, 28-Dec-16 23:05:37 UTC from web -
@ceruleanspark you're the one who told me about it like 3 years ago
Wednesday, 28-Dec-16 01:09:18 UTC from web-
@rarity When you're literally Cyril Sneer the concept of generosity is in itself inherently suspicious
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@ceruleanspark now that is a dank batcaveing reference
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@rarity probably. I need to stop telling people about things like that so I can establish a control for whether or not my childhood memories actually happened the way I think they did.
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The kiwipost is the mitochondria of the website
Tuesday, 27-Dec-16 20:47:20 UTC from web -
who made this page http://rainbowdash.net/url/855526
Tuesday, 27-Dec-16 20:06:32 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation a pathogen is a virus,bacteria,prion,or fungi
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2016 only every time a celebrity dies I drink faster.
Tuesday, 27-Dec-16 19:19:10 UTC from web-
@adiwan If it could hit Donald Trump and Nigel Farrage that'd be great
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@ceruleanspark glad to see I'm not the only one thinking the political side hasn't had enough reports of deaths this year
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@ceruleanspark 2016 only every time a celebrity dies the next one dies faster
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Rainbow Dash Network only every time someone says they'll do group art for the site they vanish forever
Tuesday, 27-Dec-16 17:51:19 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Let us not forget the true meaning of christmas: The birth of our lord and saviour, Little King John https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFfLCuHSZ-U
Sunday, 25-Dec-16 11:16:30 UTC from web- archaeme likes this.
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fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Sunday, 25-Dec-16 03:43:25 UTC from web -
As a top 500 straight male
Sunday, 25-Dec-16 00:53:15 UTC from web -
This is now a high quality rip based statusnet instance
Sunday, 25-Dec-16 00:43:36 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Where?
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@ceruleanspark gRand Dad Network
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@takecherryakenji https://gilvasunner.bandcamp.com/track/mute-city-hq-ft-wobble-the-fans-solid-strgg-toonlink-blue-fairy-trivial171-vince94-skopioxv2-megamanlego-king-peacock-roy-wolfman1405-sonicheroesfan1-twinkie-pie-half-pixel-crystalforce-and-mario
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happy
Saturday, 24-Dec-16 20:55:36 UTC from web -
I can't believe Tracer killed all the straight people
Thursday, 22-Dec-16 17:54:34 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Never trust the cute homos.
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@nerthos sometimes I can still hear their voices
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@ceruleanspark *spooks from the beyond*
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Is there a catchy two syllable name for fascist capitalism? Like AnCom or the like?
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@scribus anarcho-capitalism IS fascist capitalism. You're telling me that a society with unrestrained capitalism wouldn't immediately turn into a collection of feifdoms?
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@rarity No, I agree, and I figured that's where you were going with it. Just wondering if there was a group or movement banner yet. Everyone else is playing label Lego.
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"Traits: Gay, Pyromaniac, Trigger Happy" OH BOY THIS COLONY IS GONNA GO GREAT.
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 18:16:51 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Sounds like you
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Rainbow Dash Network: 5 years a cuck.
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 17:33:47 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark what did u just call me
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basically he got my phone number at one point and repeatedly tried to get me to play truth or dare with him, and the one time I agreed he dared me to go to the woods behind my neighborhood and wait for him to show up and give me a wedgie, and at the time I was just like "this guy's kind of a dick" but the more I think about it he REALLY wanted to see my underwear.
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 23:35:58 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation he just had a crush on you. Time to go gay and have an affair with him
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@mrmattimation you're cheating on the memes
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one of my co-workers is a guy who I think tried to molest me when we were in middle school
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 23:27:50 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation so you're the same age?
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@mrmattimation well jeez
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Horatio the http://rainbowdash.net/url/855358
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 22:57:08 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation TITO "DICK" DICKMAN BABY
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And..uh, I got some weird results that seemed to think that at least, at some time, I was your dad
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 16:40:44 UTC from web
