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  1. My mum just went into graphic detail about the sex lives of two of the elderly residents at work

    Monday, 10-Apr-17 19:07:59 UTC from web
  2. Legalise gay space weed

    Monday, 10-Apr-17 18:49:12 UTC from web
    • guys I just realized I'm not a kid anymore, it's finally sinking in that I am an adult and I am making cartoons about sans the skeleton licking buttholes

      Sunday, 09-Apr-17 04:36:49 UTC from web
    • shoutouts to being 4 years over 18 holy cow

      Sunday, 09-Apr-17 04:42:07 UTC from web
      • Wow Wikipedia, that's kind of casual, don't you think? http://rainbowdash.net/url/858159

        Sunday, 09-Apr-17 04:29:57 UTC from web
      • am i legally required to use ko-fi.com donations to buy coffee or can i also use it to buy espresso

        Sunday, 09-Apr-17 04:08:08 UTC from web
      • I love Buddy Thunderstruck

        Sunday, 09-Apr-17 03:15:39 UTC from web
        • lms if I should bite the third knuckle off my pinkie

          Sunday, 09-Apr-17 03:07:23 UTC from web
          • Hillary Clinton ran more ads on my channel (and I'm pretty sure Pizza Hut ran more than both), but she's not the President so that information is not important.

            Sunday, 09-Apr-17 02:05:05 UTC from web
          • hello gamers

            Sunday, 09-Apr-17 01:45:47 UTC from web
          • More glad that @ceruleanspark has kept this instance open for us, even if it isn't so busy.

            Saturday, 08-Apr-17 23:32:25 UTC from web
          • I can't see dick underwater

            Friday, 07-Apr-17 23:37:02 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com
          • Nightcore Tim Buckley

            Friday, 07-Apr-17 23:37:36 UTC from web
          • Make sure to visit Ross' grave today to pay your respects. Bring flowers. And lesbian porn.

            Thursday, 06-Apr-17 20:28:47 UTC from web
          • If Ross was still alive it would be his birthday

            Thursday, 06-Apr-17 19:10:25 UTC from web
            • If I'm just going about my day and you, someone I don't know, throws a water balloon at me, damn right I'm going to deck you in the cherrying skull

              Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 22:30:26 UTC from web
            • Congratulations on solving gods alphabet puzzle

              Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 18:50:06 UTC from web
              • That's how you indicate you want this massage to include a happy ending

                Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 18:40:33 UTC from web
                • https://youtu.be/7AC3YVCwQKs

                  Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:38:07 UTC from web
                  • This elevator is gonna be our coffin

                    Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:34:35 UTC from web
                    • I fixed the clock, so that probably broke everything else. At worst, it fixed federation.

                      Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:19:25 UTC from web
                      • BREAKING: Gibraltar calls EU a cuck http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/03/eu-will-not-give-way-gibraltar-diplomats-say-talk-war-dismissed/

                        Monday, 03-Apr-17 20:12:08 UTC from web
                        • “I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty – that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty, that’s my series arc, Morty, if it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty, that’s what’s going to take us all the way to the end, Morty, nine more seasons Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce, for 97 more years, I want that McNugget sauce, Morty.”

                          Monday, 03-Apr-17 18:21:08 UTC from web
                        • I'm just gonna leave this here. http://rainbowdash.net/url/857918

                          Monday, 03-Apr-17 02:06:04 UTC from web
                        • http://i.imgur.com/fJOhz4u.jpg so that's where he went.

                          Monday, 03-Apr-17 10:37:12 UTC from web
                          • Nine seasons and a dipping sauce

                            Sunday, 02-Apr-17 18:03:13 UTC from web
                          • woo

                            Sunday, 02-Apr-17 02:01:18 UTC from web
                          • i have't turned my computer on in a week

                            Sunday, 02-Apr-17 00:36:11 UTC from web
                            • Destiny 2: September 8th. Bernie Sanders birthday. Coincidence? I think not.

                              Thursday, 30-Mar-17 18:42:42 UTC from web
                              • TFW you're trying to get ready for bed but your lights need a firmware update and you can't turn them off.

                                Tuesday, 28-Mar-17 22:13:28 UTC from web