Notices by Jonathan Conrad (fnordly), page 5

  1. @theowl It would also be nice to have a bed of Fijitfriends, but that is another subject all together.

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:54:42 UTC from web in context
  2. @theowl Acquiring females is against the law in some countries. In the USA you just have to have ballin' skills or charisma like Justin Beiber or something.

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:52:40 UTC from web in context
  3. Imagine a boat load of ponies! Pinkie running from one side to the other to keep the boat "balanced" and so that she doesn't miss anything.

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:50:58 UTC from web in context
  4. @afal It will be okay. You can always play with your ponies until the rest of the world comes around. We are all in the same boat after all.

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:49:12 UTC from web in context
  5. @kaijinzero Those are quite a brilliant plant. They don't even need to pass through a birds digestive system before being able to spread the love that they have to share far and wide and with the most adventuresome of parties. Nomnomnom. What? These things are good! Nomnomnom.

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:43:35 UTC from web in context
  6. @theowl Check out the paper-craft ponies on Deviant Art. Plushies are pretty expensive to make, but you could make a prototype or two to get the hang of it and an idea of where to best get the materials, advertise, ... PROFIT! The foam chunks in a sofa can be carved with an electric bread knife. The stuffing and outside need to be clean and safe, but it is really just like making a bean bag. Ooh. Beany-ponies! Find cheap, plastic beads and make them out of sack-cloth. Maybe, plastic shopping bags can be used as stuffing and even an exterior like Macrame or whatever.

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:41:03 UTC from web in context
  7. @kaijinzero Mmmnomnom... What? Sticker plants are good! Or were you talking about organic pasties? Hrm. There is an idea. Anyway, my too long blurb was a hardly ponified version of the first few stanzas of Rocky Raccoon on the White Album by the Beatles, or the way that it comes to mind after you asked about Rocket Raccoon.

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:34:37 UTC from web in context
  8. @rotation Yeah. I'll cash out before y'all figure out that I am almost unbeatable at that thar fun, new game. I mirrored the MLP Wikia and have just been using regular expressions on your phrases. It wouldn't be interesting for me at this point to try to make the game harder for people with wget&grep, so I will recuse myself. It was fun while it lasted, though.

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:30:36 UTC from web in context
  9. @kaijinzero Somewhere back in the Black Mountains of South Dakota, there lived a young pony by the name of Rocky RaccooOooOoon. One day his mare ran off with another guy; hit young Rocky in the eye. Rocky didn't like that, he said, "I'm gonna get that boy." So one day he booked himself a room at the local saloon. Rocky Raccoon checked into his room, only to find Gideon's bible. Rocky had come equipped with a gun, to shoot of the legs of his rival. His rival it seemed had broken his dreams by stealing the love of his fancy. Her name is McGill. She called herself Lil, but everyone knew her as Nancy.

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:25:16 UTC from web in context
  10. @rotation # Scootaloo in Stare-master.

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:19:05 UTC from web in context
  11. @rotation # Pinkie said that in "Griffon the Brush-Off" ... "Hoof-biting action overload! She was like a stunt superstar, flying higher and higher, and then Rainbow Dash swooped down--swoosh--and right before she hit the ground--shoom-she pulled up--rrrmmm!"

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:17:47 UTC from web in context
  12. @rotation Sorry. You forgot to form your answer in the form of a question?

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:14:22 UTC from web in context
  13. @zachariastargazer Don't go? We are getting rotationary quizzes, Real Soon Now (TM).

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:12:36 UTC from web in context
  14. In Soviet Russia, # questions all of your answers, even if *you* are the one asking the questions?

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:09:55 UTC from web
  15. @rotation Happy? Happy? Joy? Joy? Happy? Happy? Joy? Joy?

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:07:03 UTC from web in context
  16. @engelhardt What is your brain on drugs, Alex? I'll take farming for 200.\

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:05:56 UTC from web in context
  17. @zachariastargazer Jeopardy?

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:04:25 UTC from web in context
  18. Is coffee not a form of tea?

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:02:42 UTC from web in context
  19. @kingcarcinopony You seem sad. I know! I'll make you happy! www.bitstorm.org/happyjoy/ http://ur1.ca/4xwhu

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:00:47 UTC from web in context
  20. @kingcarcinopony Would depression bring us out of the war, conversely?

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 18:54:23 UTC from web in context
  21. @derps Rarity. I think.

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 18:51:26 UTC from web in context
  22. @pinhooves I am an alligator. I just look like a schizophrenic pony.

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 18:45:14 UTC from web in context
  23. @ceruleanspark I am loving it, but I had to pause it to savor it. If you ever feel like posting more URLs like that, I would appreciate it.

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 18:44:05 UTC from web in context
  24. @ceruleanspark That is *so* cute. They have monogrammed diapers. Talk about being born with a silver spoon in the mouth.

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 18:39:51 UTC from web in context
  25. @rotation Is anyone else getting that pre-rick-roll feeling?

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 18:30:50 UTC from web in context
  26. @rotation Yeah. Formalities are beneath us, anyway.

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 18:28:56 UTC from web in context
  27. @thelastgherkin I don't know what was going on over there, but we had gangsta rap and Tool and an artists strike in NY in an attempt at shutting down the greedy art galleries, all right near the beginning of the 90s. I only recently read about the latter and their neoists and got the joke about talking about the Matrix when people are having an adult conversation about philosophy.

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 18:28:07 UTC from web in context
  28. @rotation I would love to test my knowledge on the subject, anytime.

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 18:24:56 UTC from web in context
  29. @pawnheart Hi! What is going on? I haven't seen your meh in a while. I was wondering if coffee counts as tea? It is a sort of tea, right? While the UK gets all sorts of tea from around the world, all we have in the Americas is what trickles down from Canada and lots of coffee and cane sugar. I forget what I was going on about, so I am going to send this out, now.

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 18:17:20 UTC from web in context
  30. @rotation I don't understand the question, or is the punctuation just part of the art? N/m... Maybe, we haven't been properly introduced. Hi. My name if fnordly hasn't wait. I am now sure that I do not understand the question.

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 18:01:47 UTC from web in context