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@Gherkin do you have a Tweetle accound?
Monday, 04-Mar-19 08:06:14 UTC from web-
@nerthos Not my first choice of anarchistic flavor to nuke something, but at this point I am far too interested in what will be an AnCap pokemon to think of a better one.
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@drinkingpony Meowth?
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@scribus That's right http://rainbowdash.net/url/874014
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Stan, poke your grandma.
Monday, 04-Mar-19 08:16:34 UTC from web -
What's the point of "Delete notice" if it doesn't bananaing delete it?
Wednesday, 16-Jan-19 06:01:20 UTC from web -
@raneboedesh I have a question for you that I have been trying to hold off on asking. I don't want to keep it to myself anymore. It would make me happy to finally ask after so much time. I know we will always have fun no matter how dumb we get doing it. - TastyTrex http://rainbowdash.net/url/862721
Sunday, 24-Sep-17 13:31:32 UTC from web- minion manininion banana likes this.
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When the new kid is so ugly, talking to him is like a game made with the Unity engine.
Sunday, 24-Sep-17 07:32:42 UTC from web -
At my local supermarket, they've placed all copies of the Holy Bible in the section marked "Adult coloring books."
Sunday, 24-Sep-17 00:59:53 UTC from web -
Why did I become a Database admin #ThinkingAboutLife
Saturday, 23-Sep-17 04:10:43 UTC from web-
@oracle i relly dont know. good for you though ;)
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@oracle I become a Java programmer in the automotive industry. It ain't no better. The code is the most horrible I've ever seen. It is so cluttered and unstructured and patched up to hell that it needs a major refactoring. It'd be easier to program it anew from the ground up.
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@adiwan I'm in me mum's automotive program...
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ts like 2 am rn. i have to get up tomoroow (today?) to do really important sht, and im so tired that my brain is all like "GB@F>@<,p%H#IgJA8c1"B)"
is it bad that i dont really want to sleep? xdSaturday, 23-Sep-17 06:54:45 UTC from web-
@raneboedesh Staying up late is only bad if you do it without me. ;)
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Go cheetah, get banana!
Hey, monkey. Get funky!Saturday, 23-Sep-17 09:05:30 UTC from web -
Unfortunately, as you probably already know, Piers Morgan
Friday, 22-Sep-17 12:42:10 UTC from web -
I taped my water bottle to my desk so it wouldn't evaporate.
Friday, 22-Sep-17 10:18:27 UTC from web -
"Pee on a fork."
Thursday, 21-Sep-17 19:38:12 UTC from web -
Needs more poopy, Scooby!
Thursday, 21-Sep-17 19:25:24 UTC from web -
Lay's Pepperoni Dogfart?
Thursday, 21-Sep-17 19:18:30 UTC from web -
When you stand up and walk.
Thursday, 21-Sep-17 19:14:36 UTC from web- awlxaĺan likes this.
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Lol Im gonna attempt to watch all of season one in one sitting wish me luck
Thursday, 21-Sep-17 07:17:16 UTC from web-
@arialolette No better place to start than the right place.
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Friendship Drive, Charging...
Thursday, 21-Sep-17 06:37:53 UTC from web -
I dreamt of the platypus and jackalope from the "Lunchables: Kabobbles" lunch meal ads. The jackalope, being part hare and having buck teeth, bit the nipples of the platypus. The platypus made that horrifying yell from the African-American man. The one used in the memes I had a laugh at before bed. I awoke the next morning with a pain on both sides of my chest.
Thursday, 21-Sep-17 03:57:52 UTC from web -
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
Thursday, 29-Jun-17 07:14:40 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Isn't that a Bender quote? (It's a crying shame Futurama was canceled.)
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I remembered this one time, I was five. I was that way for a year. I can't believe I lasted that long...
Tuesday, 19-Sep-17 09:23:23 UTC from web -
Puppy. Monkey. I crapped my pants...
Tuesday, 19-Sep-17 09:18:32 UTC from web -
"The Devil owns all the railways, but I've got a Monopoly on Boardwalk!"
Monday, 18-Sep-17 17:44:04 UTC from web -
Anybody play Titanfall 2 on PC? The PC players go super hardcore and I need a partner to play the game with. If anyone's interested, I am all for setting up a team.
Monday, 18-Sep-17 03:45:10 UTC from web -
Now I think about it... I feel bad watching Big Bang Theory at all.
Monday, 18-Sep-17 02:39:27 UTC from web -
I feel bad watching Big Bang Theory without the subtitles because it's just a bunch of adults ganging up on a special needs man. :(
Monday, 18-Sep-17 02:38:58 UTC from web -
You only yolo once.
Sunday, 17-Sep-17 06:57:46 UTC from web-
@tastytrex true tbh honest
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@firestormdangerdash hooooooo
Sunday, 17-Sep-17 03:29:40 UTC from web-
@raneboedesh aaahhhhhh
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TBH honest, the only reason I joined this network was seeing the hilarious posts by that lonely pickle with the pizza-faced Ponka picture. Loved every one of 'em. One step up from Pickle-Rick in my book.
Saturday, 16-Sep-17 08:48:16 UTC from web- minion manininion banana likes this.
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@tastytrex Never heard of him
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I love the way ravioli looks like pregnant postage stamps.
Saturday, 16-Sep-17 08:42:32 UTC from web
