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  1. If you take your burgers from me, I will murder you and your mouthy wife

    Monday, 28-Nov-16 21:04:12 UTC from web
    • Tiffany's was the clever one.

      Sunday, 27-Nov-16 21:58:44 UTC from web
    • XCOM 3: Gem Genocide.

      Sunday, 27-Nov-16 21:53:09 UTC from web
    • Where is XCOM during all these gem monster attacks.

      Sunday, 27-Nov-16 21:50:47 UTC from web
      • does pearl eat ass y/n

        Sunday, 27-Nov-16 20:37:17 UTC from web
      • do you remember 3OH!3

        Saturday, 26-Nov-16 23:42:09 UTC from web
      • goodbye goodbye to everybody

        Saturday, 26-Nov-16 23:46:42 UTC from web
        • Me: I'm going to throw another Poké Ball and take my plate downstairs and when I come back up I bet I'll have caught it. Haha no way could you imagine

          guess what just happened tho

          Saturday, 26-Nov-16 20:32:56 UTC from web
        • i've evolved seven eevees today and have suddenly taken to heart the fact that i'm petting them and loving them for personal gain and they'll never leave my PC again

          Saturday, 26-Nov-16 16:28:36 UTC from web
        • Why do we even still have people driving trains. There's no way it's impossible to have an AI do it.

          Saturday, 26-Nov-16 01:31:54 UTC from web
        • https://cherryposter.club/attachment/329528

          >what did he mean by this

          Friday, 25-Nov-16 16:22:52 UTC from shitposter.club
        • "Maybe Salazzle just has an unfortunate design! It's probably not supposed to be scaly porn" "Its idle animation is it gently caressing its own chest as it sways its hips"

          Saturday, 26-Nov-16 01:14:09 UTC from web
        • Wow. Watching a disaster documentary about the paddington train crash. The announcer says "The detective finds that he has been placed in charge of the investigation". Then, for some reason, the uploader has spliced footage of Bender saying "DAMN YOU OLD MAN" into the documentary, before the scene returns to normal.

          Saturday, 26-Nov-16 00:58:37 UTC from web
        • You've gotta really fail at ship design to coat your fireproof bulkheads with a flammable material that turns into hydrogen cyanide and carbon monoxide when it burns.

          Friday, 25-Nov-16 23:46:18 UTC from web
          • https://gilvasunner.bandcamp.com/track/family-guyvania open this in 6 or more tabs at once for the true curse experience

            Friday, 25-Nov-16 20:46:27 UTC from web
            • FLEENSTONES?

              Friday, 25-Nov-16 20:35:15 UTC from web
            • Pichu takes smaller bites of his Poke Beans because his mouth is too small.

              Friday, 25-Nov-16 20:37:20 UTC from web
              • The Bee Movie Without The Bees https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eagjpMz2hHU

                Friday, 25-Nov-16 20:04:23 UTC from web
                • Do the ends justify the memes

                  Friday, 25-Nov-16 13:06:10 UTC from web
                  • Potato Knishes has always been socio-political propaganda. The only difference is that now it's in the hands of someone with sane opinions, rather than right-wing radical Andrew Hussie.

                    Consider the kids' home situations, for example. John and Jane are fine with their fedora wearing single dads, as is Jake until his Grandma is killed by the bisexual Condesce. But the kids with LGBT parents? From alcoholic beta Mom to absentee parents alpha Mom and Bro to beta Bro who is outright physically abusive, each one is shown to be an unfit caretaker. The whole thing reads like some horrid PSA on the dangers of adoption by gay parents.

                    Friday, 25-Nov-16 09:01:40 UTC from web
                  • [Papyrus voice] SANS WHERE'S MY DICK

                    Monday, 21-Nov-16 21:53:12 UTC from web
                  • I won't lie I've been consciously avoiding this place, but this GIF is important and you all need to see it http://pny.lv/14a6y

                    Thursday, 24-Nov-16 16:28:40 UTC from web
                  • salazzle makes me uncomfortable

                    Thursday, 24-Nov-16 00:55:21 UTC from web
                  • I keep pressing Y to care but nothing happens

                    Wednesday, 23-Nov-16 22:28:58 UTC from web
                    • Mandela Effect: Knuckles the Echidna has a tail in this universe??

                      Wednesday, 23-Nov-16 20:24:44 UTC from web