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If I heard a four year-old quote my work in a grocery store I would stop this kid's parents and tell them to be more responsible parents
Monday, 04-Dec-17 01:23:37 UTC from web -
I've had four year olds come through my store singing TLT's FNAF song, and on one hand that's cool because I know Tombstone (and the musician who does the music for my cartoons made minor contributions to it) but on the other hand I'm disturbed because no four year-old should be singing that song
Monday, 04-Dec-17 01:19:21 UTC from web -
did a new Muppets thing come out recently, this four year-old in my store has been humming the Muppets theme for like ten minutes
Monday, 04-Dec-17 01:12:43 UTC from web -
What the kiwi http://rainbowdash.net/url/865774
Monday, 04-Dec-17 00:45:29 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation haha what. I thought Americans liked Kennedy!
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you know, in hindsight, the Ford Motor Company probably should have stopped selling the Lincoln Continental after a President literally had his head blown off riding in one.
Monday, 04-Dec-17 00:20:55 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I want to say sales of that model did take a hit, but I don't recall them ever being popular. Obviously not large enough a hit to re-name the car but still
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@awl It also wasn't a large enough hit to stop the White House from using it—the exact car Kennedy was shot in had his brain matter cleaned out and a top added to it and it remained in service until the Carter administration.
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@mrmattimation yeah if that happened nowadays the car and the company would be dropped like an unwanted baby. That was the time before accountability took off way too far from solid ground.
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Like if a President died in MY car, I'd stop selling it
Monday, 04-Dec-17 00:23:24 UTC from web -
The answer is neither, I think I'm going with Roosevelt
Monday, 04-Dec-17 00:18:06 UTC from web -
Which President would be better to use their name on a Ford-like car brand, Nixon or Carter
Monday, 04-Dec-17 00:17:09 UTC from web -
I bend over backwards to please customers a lot, but today I literally found a cardboard box in the loading area, measured it, and cut it down to half its original volume for a customer.
Sunday, 03-Dec-17 23:39:17 UTC from web -
here it is https://appleposter.club/attachment/1309966
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If I am elected president, I will make this country great again by giving white supremacists what they've always wanted: a wasteland to fester in.
Sunday, 03-Dec-17 22:26:37 UTC from web -
I propose we just give Florida to them as a sovereign, all-white ethnostate. That way, when there's a hurricane and they have to evacuate to a state further up north, we can just be like "um no refugees allowed" and send them back
Sunday, 03-Dec-17 22:25:01 UTC from web -
I fully support the creation of a white ethnostate (so that we have a place to deport all of the white supremacists to)
Sunday, 03-Dec-17 22:22:06 UTC from web -
today I saw a 60 year old man wearing an overwatch jacket
Sunday, 03-Dec-17 22:12:17 UTC from web -
In 2018 when the GOP loses their senate majority Trump is gonna be like "Senate needs to change be rules so only the minority party can make decisions"
Sunday, 03-Dec-17 18:44:38 UTC from web -
BUT MARGE, I DONT WANT TO BE A TWITCH STREAMER
Sunday, 03-Dec-17 18:29:52 UTC from web -
Homer we're crystal gems, we have to fight monsters and cry a lot, BUT MARGE
Sunday, 03-Dec-17 18:18:05 UTC from web -
hey Lois, remember the time I pooped in former president Gerald Ford's mouth
Sunday, 03-Dec-17 17:46:00 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation of course i remembah our wedding petah
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what's a general term that you would use in a fantasy setting for "creatures that aren't human but are equally cognisant and prone to living in established civilisations amongst humans"
Saturday, 02-Dec-17 21:56:28 UTC from web-
@tiff sub-human scum
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@mrmattimation it's like father never left
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"This Country is a Genuine Dumpster Fire" would make a great campaign slogan tbh. Donald Trump won the election on a similar slogan.
Saturday, 02-Dec-17 16:40:00 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Make Dumpster Fires great again...
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this country is a genuine dumpster fire
Saturday, 02-Dec-17 07:10:32 UTC from web -
Man shoutouts to the U.S. senate for passing what is quite literally the worst tax bill ever created
Saturday, 02-Dec-17 07:07:57 UTC from web -
I would like to detonate at least one (1) nuke before I stop making internet cartoons
Saturday, 02-Dec-17 00:47:36 UTC from web -
I have been thinking for like two years about ending Mattimation with a nuclear war and now that South Park's done it first I have an excuse to stop thinking about it
Saturday, 02-Dec-17 00:46:08 UTC from web -
I am waiting for somepony to animate Rarity or Twilight being voiced by Cayde-6's Destiny 2 line. "My beautiful horn. My beautiful beatiful horn." Great line. !vgp
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Reports that Rex Tillerson disagreed with my decision to detonate theromonucular device in Pyongyang are total bogus. He suggested it! Very bad liars!
Friday, 01-Dec-17 03:49:47 UTC from web -
Was Truman demonized for ENDING THE BLOODIEST WAR IN OUR NATION'S HISTORY? No! Unfair treatment by Obstructionist Democrats! @foxandfriends
Friday, 01-Dec-17 03:48:11 UTC from web -
As President I have clear authority to use nuclear force. Past administrations shied away, but we are better!
Friday, 01-Dec-17 03:46:38 UTC from web -
False Fraud News Netwodrk CNN unfairly reporting nuclear bombing of Pyongyang as if it was my doing. Pres Obama started it!
Friday, 01-Dec-17 03:45:37 UTC from web -
FAKE NEWS MSM focusing on nuke I dropped on Pyongyang. Never talks about Hillary's Emails! @foxandfriends
Friday, 01-Dec-17 03:43:01 UTC from web