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  1. If I heard a four year-old quote my work in a grocery store I would stop this kid's parents and tell them to be more responsible parents

    Monday, 04-Dec-17 01:23:37 UTC from web
    • I've had four year olds come through my store singing TLT's FNAF song, and on one hand that's cool because I know Tombstone (and the musician who does the music for my cartoons made minor contributions to it) but on the other hand I'm disturbed because no four year-old should be singing that song

      Monday, 04-Dec-17 01:19:21 UTC from web
      • did a new Muppets thing come out recently, this four year-old in my store has been humming the Muppets theme for like ten minutes

        Monday, 04-Dec-17 01:12:43 UTC from web
        • What the kiwi http://rainbowdash.net/url/865774

          Monday, 04-Dec-17 00:45:29 UTC from web
        • you know, in hindsight, the Ford Motor Company probably should have stopped selling the Lincoln Continental after a President literally had his head blown off riding in one.

          Monday, 04-Dec-17 00:20:55 UTC from web
        • Like if a President died in MY car, I'd stop selling it

          Monday, 04-Dec-17 00:23:24 UTC from web
          • The answer is neither, I think I'm going with Roosevelt

            Monday, 04-Dec-17 00:18:06 UTC from web
            • Which President would be better to use their name on a Ford-like car brand, Nixon or Carter

              Monday, 04-Dec-17 00:17:09 UTC from web
              • I bend over backwards to please customers a lot, but today I literally found a cardboard box in the loading area, measured it, and cut it down to half its original volume for a customer.

                Sunday, 03-Dec-17 23:39:17 UTC from web
                • here it is https://appleposter.club/attachment/1309966

                  Sunday, 03-Dec-17 23:05:04 UTC from shitposter.club
                • If I am elected president, I will make this country great again by giving white supremacists what they've always wanted: a wasteland to fester in.

                  Sunday, 03-Dec-17 22:26:37 UTC from web
                  • I propose we just give Florida to them as a sovereign, all-white ethnostate. That way, when there's a hurricane and they have to evacuate to a state further up north, we can just be like "um no refugees allowed" and send them back

                    Sunday, 03-Dec-17 22:25:01 UTC from web
                    • I fully support the creation of a white ethnostate (so that we have a place to deport all of the white supremacists to)

                      Sunday, 03-Dec-17 22:22:06 UTC from web
                      • today I saw a 60 year old man wearing an overwatch jacket

                        Sunday, 03-Dec-17 22:12:17 UTC from web
                        • In 2018 when the GOP loses their senate majority Trump is gonna be like "Senate needs to change be rules so only the minority party can make decisions"

                          Sunday, 03-Dec-17 18:44:38 UTC from web
                          • BUT MARGE, I DONT WANT TO BE A TWITCH STREAMER

                            Sunday, 03-Dec-17 18:29:52 UTC from web
                            • Homer we're crystal gems, we have to fight monsters and cry a lot, BUT MARGE

                              Sunday, 03-Dec-17 18:18:05 UTC from web
                              • hey Lois, remember the time I pooped in former president Gerald Ford's mouth

                                Sunday, 03-Dec-17 17:46:00 UTC from web
                              • what's a general term that you would use in a fantasy setting for "creatures that aren't human but are equally cognisant and prone to living in established civilisations amongst humans"

                                Saturday, 02-Dec-17 21:56:28 UTC from web
                              • "This Country is a Genuine Dumpster Fire" would make a great campaign slogan tbh. Donald Trump won the election on a similar slogan.

                                Saturday, 02-Dec-17 16:40:00 UTC from web
                              • this country is a genuine dumpster fire

                                Saturday, 02-Dec-17 07:10:32 UTC from web
                                • Man shoutouts to the U.S. senate for passing what is quite literally the worst tax bill ever created

                                  Saturday, 02-Dec-17 07:07:57 UTC from web
                                  • I would like to detonate at least one (1) nuke before I stop making internet cartoons

                                    Saturday, 02-Dec-17 00:47:36 UTC from web
                                    • I have been thinking for like two years about ending Mattimation with a nuclear war and now that South Park's done it first I have an excuse to stop thinking about it

                                      Saturday, 02-Dec-17 00:46:08 UTC from web
                                      • I am waiting for somepony to animate Rarity or Twilight being voiced by Cayde-6's Destiny 2 line. "My beautiful horn. My beautiful beatiful horn." Great line. !vgp

                                        Friday, 01-Dec-17 07:24:54 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                                        • Reports that Rex Tillerson disagreed with my decision to detonate theromonucular device in Pyongyang are total bogus. He suggested it! Very bad liars!

                                          Friday, 01-Dec-17 03:49:47 UTC from web
                                          • Was Truman demonized for ENDING THE BLOODIEST WAR IN OUR NATION'S HISTORY? No! Unfair treatment by Obstructionist Democrats! @foxandfriends

                                            Friday, 01-Dec-17 03:48:11 UTC from web
                                            • As President I have clear authority to use nuclear force. Past administrations shied away, but we are better!

                                              Friday, 01-Dec-17 03:46:38 UTC from web
                                              • False Fraud News Netwodrk CNN unfairly reporting nuclear bombing of Pyongyang as if it was my doing. Pres Obama started it!

                                                Friday, 01-Dec-17 03:45:37 UTC from web
                                                • FAKE NEWS MSM focusing on nuke I dropped on Pyongyang. Never talks about Hillary's Emails! @foxandfriends

                                                  Friday, 01-Dec-17 03:43:01 UTC from web