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  1. Instead of reading my kids bedtime stories, I will show them the Adam Sandler movie Bedtime Stories

    about 5 hours ago from web
    • don’t ever let me become a parent, I will read my kids memes instead of bedtime stories

      about 5 hours ago from web
      • One of the survivors of that school shooting in Florida is an artist and he just uploaded a satirical caricature of his would-be murderer, what a papayaing legend

        about 6 hours ago from web
      • https://cherryposter.club/url/1571222

        I didn't realize they let non-white people be white supremacists

        about 6 hours ago from shitposter.club
      • this customer essentially wanted to do that thing people do in Fallout 4 where they buy a bunch of ammo in a way that I owe THEM money

        about 6 hours ago from web
        • To the customer who asked me to apply a coupon to a free item: no, I don’t think it’s “a little ridiculous” that i’m unable to give you an item for less than free

          about 6 hours ago from web
          • The Amazing World of Cumball

            Monday, 14-Sep-15 04:07:17 UTC from web
          • Remember kids: Death to America!

            about 7 hours ago from web
            • english users: remember when we used to get bagged milk for like a month and then that stopped

              about 9 hours ago from web
            • The most wonderful thing about tiggers is that he’s the only one, so they’ll be easier to kill off

              about 7 hours ago from web
            • man I hate tiggers, I wanna hang all those dumb tiggers from trees

              about 7 hours ago from web
              • @lain fuggin screenagers *checks email for the hundredth time*

                about a day ago from shitposter.club
              • Finally got to taking some of the car apart to fix it up from the accident I had a month ago; turns out I have a bit more to do. The upper core support (part of the unibody that, amongst other things, holds the radiator and front clip together) is bent on the left side so I'll have to pry at it to get it as close to true as I can eyeball. At least the temperatures are closer to appropriate for outside work.

                about 8 hours ago from web
              • None of the British users answered Tiff because they’re all dead

                about 8 hours ago from web
                • stacy's mom has got an std

                  about 12 hours ago from web
                  • Troma Presents Father’s Day has to be the greatest stupid film I’ve ever seen; hell it feels wrong calling it stupid. It’s brilliant really. Very very graphic, but not in a cheesy way at least how I can tell it. I guess it being under the Troma name is what gave it its reputation as stupid.

                    about 13 hours ago from web
                    • Mitt Romney is running for Senate as an anti-Trump conservative who will almost certainly bend to Trump’s will the second he gets elected.

                      about 13 hours ago from web
                      • remember that time I casually called pftg gay and he responded by threatening my life

                        about 14 hours ago from web
                        • is being too fat for your clothes a valid reason to drink furniture polish

                          about 14 hours ago from web
                          • playing this again http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/869297

                            about 15 hours ago from web
                            • best $1500 I ever spent

                              about 22 hours ago from gs.kawa-kun.com
                            • Yo quiero ser kawaii

                              about 21 hours ago from web
                              • My favorite porno is "The Poughkeepsie Tapes."

                                about 21 hours ago from web
                                • This my new # https://youtu.be/CfbCLwNlGwU

                                  about 21 hours ago from web
                                  • So maybe "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" was an early version of those AI generated stories and nobody knows !vgp

                                    about a day ago from web
                                  • Let There Be Zombies was a batcavein masterpiece of dumb; would recommend it for SPC Movie Night or a Garbage Day @moonman

                                    about a day ago from web
                                  • http://time.com/5162751/carnival-cruise-ship-legend-fight/ 23 members of one family kicked off a cruise ship for brawling off the coast of Australia

                                    about a day ago from web
                                    • I didn’t bring a jacket today because it was 70 degrees when I left and now it’s 40 degrees, please send me your thoughts and prayers

                                      about a day ago from web
                                      • This is an active fridey night

                                        about a day ago from shitposter.club
                                      • I hope I'm cool enough now, I just want closure, I'm okay with this. Be good, RDN. Be better than you

                                        about a day ago from gs.kawa-kun.com