Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 02-Nov-12 17:16:06 UTC

  1. The hot pink convertible soared down the dusty road, a large cloud of smoke billowing out from its exhaust pipe. "You should be braking WHY AREN'T YOU BRAKING" shrieked Mocha the okapi from the passenger seat. Even in the intense and downright dangerous atmosphere, Savannah the giraffe still managed to give her one of her deadpan glares. "You think I'm not trying that?" she said, but checked herself. "Someone cut the brakes. Fairly sure there's a bomb under the hood too," she continued. Mocha's eyes managed to widen even wider. "WHYYYYYYYYYYY" she howled, as her former quiet life reading books in the middle of nowhere flashed before her eyes. #

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