Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 17-Nov-12 21:42:33 UTC
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"You keep away from that!" shouted Blockbuster, "That's sensitive equi-" "It's a Colson modular sniper rifle with VHRS stake attachment. Someone's shooting vampires," said the giraffe. "Only your sights are set on my babygirl's favourite starlet, and I bet she won't be the only one whose bubble you'll be bursting. Y'know, with a giant stake through the heart." "She's a succubus!" snapped the pegasus. "The Pony of Pop is casting a love spell all over Equestria via hypnotic subliminal messages hidden away in her- Hey! I told you not to touch that!" The giraffe had turned the rifle around by about 30 degrees. "Now look." Blockbuster put her eye to the sight and saw, in the left wing of the stage, a fashionable unicorn with sparks erupting from her horn. "Ms. Shores' stylist," the giraffe added. "There's your succubus." Blockbuster was aghast. The giraffe handed her a party invitation and started walking toward the fire escape. "Bring your sister," she said, and left. #NaNoWriMo
