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@ponydude2143 Sounds a lot like slenderman.
Wednesday, 02-Nov-11 10:56:46 UTC from web-
I turned to get a clearer view of the figure. I can only describe it as a sort of...absence. Like a black outline or a moving hole in the air. It had sketchy, undefined edges, almost like a line drawing or a tear. It had a roughly human shape, but the proportions were not correct. The arms were longer than they should be, and the head was oddly "tall" compared to that of a regular human. It was just standing there. Though it had no facial features, I felt as though it was looking at me. Looking "into" it, I felt an utter and profound terror. It felt like I was looking into a huge empty space. Like it was a hole I was going to fall into. Vertigo, almost. That was my first encounter with the being I refer to as "Him"
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@ceruleanspark Was it wearing a tuxedo/dress suit?
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@ceruleanspark That sounds terrifying. D:
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5:40 am, mountain dew, kit kat bars, and creepy/paranormal stories, awesome.
Wednesday, 02-Nov-11 10:42:30 UTC from web-
@koen Yeah, but I forgot to mention that I am watching ponies as well.
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I also have personal experience with either a consistant hallucination, a consistent magnetic field, or a ghost. Should I continue?
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@ceruleanspark Sure ghosts are always interesting.
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@ceruleanspark Oh you and your consideration of those who don't wait to be horrified. I'm don't mind.
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The location of this story is the forest adjacent to http://maps.google.co.uk/maps/place?q=Fermyn+woods&hl=en&cid=3808810229012976094 The forest is divided into two parts. There's the regular part connected to the car park, with signed gravel paths and fences and all that niceness. Then there's a firebreak, and the un-pathed (larger) section of the woods. The effects I describe start as you enter the post-firebreak section of the woods. They can be reliably experienced by any visitor to the area, notably including those who are lead into the area unaware of it's alleged properties. As you pass beyond the firebreak, you'll start to experience, a gradually building sense of unease. The deeper you go into the forested area, the greater this sense will become. The hairs on the back of your neck stand up, and you'll begin to get a sense that you're being watched.
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@ceruleanspark Has there been, untimely deaths by the forest or missing persons, or is it just an uneasy, feel like your being watched feeling?
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I'm the type of person who hunts for paranormal stuff from a skeptical standpoint. Like, I'll go to a haunted place and try to figure out what's actually causing the effect. There's some woods near me that absolutely fascinate me. I can't figure them out at all. I've chalked it up to something like schumann resonance or local electromagnetic effects. Howeve r mundane the cause might be, the effects are scary as balls. Anypony interested in hearing about that?
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@ceruleanspark I am.
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@ceruleanspark Don't tell me that the forest's weather also changes ALL. BY. ITSELF!!!
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I asked around and there have been other UFO sightings in that area, notably of flat-disklike aircraft that make no sound.
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@ceruleanspark Wow, that's creepy. I couldn't help but stay to read this. Glad you were okay.
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@pinhooves Yeah. I didn't even get probed!
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@ceruleanspark That story was unfathomablely profound.
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A few moments after it'd gone from my view, the internal lights on my car came back on and I was able to start the engine and everyhing again. I was able to turn my iPod back on and the tape and stereo started working properly again. I would chalk it up to hallucination, but the iPod's "powered-on hours" count was reset to 0, and the unexpected voltage event WAS logged on my car's fault-register and was picked up at MOT.
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@ceruleanspark And then you got in one little fight and ya mom got scared, and said "your off to live with your auntie and uncle in bel air"
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@ceruleanspark Strange, how uneasy you must've felt.
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I could tell everypony about my UFO experience. Does anypony care about that?
Wednesday, 02-Nov-11 10:04:10 UTC from TTYtter-
@ceruleanspark Sure, why not
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@ceruleanspark Feel free to elaborate.
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@ceruleanspark Sounds interesting. Go ahead.
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I'm back. How's everypony?
Wednesday, 02-Nov-11 09:57:18 UTC from web-
@pinhooves Bored.
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@purplephish20 Understandable. I wasn't gone fore long.
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Exceedingly bored.
Wednesday, 02-Nov-11 08:34:03 UTC from web -
Oh my God ponies, ponies Oh my God
Wednesday, 02-Nov-11 08:21:11 UTC from web -
I am sexually attracted to each and everyone of you, please love me.
Tuesday, 01-Nov-11 10:36:55 UTC from web- Gherkin ☑️ repeated this.
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@optimus Zach? Is that you?
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@ceruleanspark No, no it is not.
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@optimus I don't like you. I am not afraid to say it.
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Pawnhipster rides the tumbleweed. #Wheee!
Tuesday, 01-Nov-11 11:07:07 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@pawnhipster Tumble weed rides the pawnhipster eeehW!
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@optimus Thats how I roll.
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@pawnhipster oɹq ǝɯosǝʍɐ
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I ROLL AROUND.
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@ceruleanspark Like a bawss?
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Transformers, ponies in disguise.
Tuesday, 01-Nov-11 10:46:58 UTC from web- Barton Flank and RDN's Lucifer like this.
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@optimus The new Transformer movie will actually cause involuntary dole growth... It has Jason Statham.
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@optimus Ponies+humans=FAIL. That's why the early series were awful.
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@nerthos Shia could be another pony! I never said it had to be the actor.
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Tuesday, 01-Nov-11 10:41:31 UTC from TTYtter- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@optimus Due to my spiralling debts, I genuinely not interested in my payday
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@pawnhipster Oh, That stinks
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@optimus Nah, not really. I owe my folks 30 quid though.
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WE'RE TROLLING ROBOTS
Tuesday, 01-Nov-11 09:21:47 UTC from web-
@optimus hahah that was fun ,but we should stop posting so much unrelated stuff.
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@taskmaster Define unrelated.
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@optimus Spaghetti!!! *Task flies into space*
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Everyone, don't favorite a notice and dreams my shatters.
Tuesday, 01-Nov-11 10:20:27 UTC from web -
SOME DAY I AM GOING TO GET ON THE TOP OF POPULAR NOTICES, AND WHEN I DO, I'M GOING TO DEDICATE IT TO ALL OF THE !POSEYS WHO LOOK UP AT THE NIGHT SKY AND MADE A WISH ON ONE OF !POSEYS'S STARS, SO THAT THEY TOO CAN BE ON TOP OF POPULAR NOTICES AS I !POSEY.
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@ceruleanspark I TAKE YOUR POSEY AND I RAISE YOU ONE POSEY, YOUR PLAY.
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Sure is !posey in here
Tuesday, 01-Nov-11 09:49:38 UTC from TTYtter- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@nerthos Please help me... the posey... it won't stop...
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@optimus *Gives poison apple* I mean, posey apple.
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@nerthos This posey apple has been poseyified with the most powerful of posey.
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With great weight comes great diabetes, which I do not have GAWD you guys.
Tuesday, 01-Nov-11 09:05:08 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@optimus ಠ_ರೃ That is the least classy thing ive scene optimus. *task closes his book* The/least/ fancy.
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@taskmaster \(╬ ಠ益ಠ)/
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Anybody watch Ru pauls drag race before?
Tuesday, 01-Nov-11 09:15:14 UTC from web -
I have never felt so alone, to whom shall I express my love of ponies now?
Tuesday, 01-Nov-11 09:01:18 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark there was no one here at the time.
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Ha ha ha, newponies.
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Hey guys, doesnt it look like @optimus has gained a little weight?
Tuesday, 01-Nov-11 09:02:10 UTC from web-
@taskmaster It seems so. Weight and confidence.
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@sirnerthosthemanlyman oddly suspicious...
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@taskmaster We should put a stop to it, before he tries to take over the page.
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-Insert something offensive here so everyone will talk-
Tuesday, 01-Nov-11 08:55:34 UTC from web -
@optimus I'm playing Amnesia: The dark Descent. Sorry for the delay, i can't answer properly when in alt+tab. I can't use the mouse right now.
Tuesday, 01-Nov-11 08:47:51 UTC from web-
@sirnerthosthemanlyman Yes, I understand, I have heard of the game but never have I played it.
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Why is the main character a coward? What's the point on playing a horror game when the idiot you control is unable to do what you tell him to, out of retarded fear to paper in the wind?
Tuesday, 01-Nov-11 08:27:50 UTC from web-
@sirnerthosthemanlyman What are you playing?
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Everyone seems to have lost their Talkitiveness from the other day.
Tuesday, 01-Nov-11 08:21:19 UTC from web -
Optimus Prime is best pony.
Monday, 31-Oct-11 21:25:02 UTC from web -
I dressed as a terrorist for school today.
Monday, 31-Oct-11 21:21:43 UTC from web-
@remembernovember Nice. Guess your school isn't as twitchy as some of the ones I've heard of.
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@remembernovember Yay! Terrorist!
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@eaglehooves Half the teachers are blind as a bat, can't see past their own nose, don't ya know.
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