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Guess who just bought this? http://www.etsy.com/listing/85342084/dj-pon3-mlp-fim-my-little-pony-hat?ref=v1_other_2
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@ceruleanspark Very classy.
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@optimus I'm the classiest.
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@ceruleanspark I agree with this.
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Hello.
Thursday, 10-Nov-11 09:14:43 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I think I will be fine as long as no one dies, And you have an ever orgasming grapes?
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@optimus I use the phrase "Fall to my knees and hide my nearly orgasming murdock in shame" far more often than is strictly speaking reasonable.
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@ceruleanspark That is terribly sexy.
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In google type "do a barrel roll" you will lawl.
Wednesday, 09-Nov-11 12:49:44 UTC from web -
Sorely depressed at the moment.
Wednesday, 09-Nov-11 12:02:04 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Nice example, it just has something to do with my family.
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@optimus A sponge was the most nonthreatening example I could think of.
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@ceruleanspark But a sponge is an absorber of liquids, considering I am composed of 60% water it is quite threaten, Failed attempt at me making a joke.
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Bored.
Wednesday, 09-Nov-11 11:08:14 UTC from web -
@onlinepandit What the hell is "Online Puja" anyway?
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@astra Yeah I was lecturing him on cutie marks when he was tragically deleted.
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@ceruleanspark Awww! Well, I'm sure it went to a better place.
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@astra Him and the infamous Pervstud will be forever missed.
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Should I apply for jobs today, y/n
Monday, 07-Nov-11 10:04:18 UTC from web -
Peter Molyneux would struggle to overhype Skyrim to the extent that the fans have.
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@ceruleanspark I haven't really heard much about it, nor do I see anyone talk much about it, but that is just me.
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Would anyone like to converse?
Sunday, 06-Nov-11 21:31:30 UTC from web -
Wait... was it just day light savings time?
Sunday, 06-Nov-11 14:07:48 UTC from web-
@derps Like all of my clocks are saying its 9 and the Television says it is 8.
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Hey guys/gals
Sunday, 06-Nov-11 11:34:24 UTC from web -
*Nods and claps to try and disguise the fact he has no flipping clue what 'Skyrim' actually is*
Friday, 04-Nov-11 11:27:14 UTC from web -
Well, off to Skyrim my Skyrim with my Skyrim.
Friday, 04-Nov-11 11:23:17 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@remembernovember You could Skyrim, that Skyrim Skyrim... *Puts on Skyrim* is Skyrim Skyrim. SKYRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMM!!!
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@remembernovember January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, Skyrim, December.
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Can't wait till next week.
Friday, 04-Nov-11 11:12:29 UTC from web-
@optimus Skyrim deserves more than just one day. November shall have a new name. And it will be Skyrim.
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@remembernovember rememberskyrim.
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@optimus I enjoy next week verily. I don't have school on Tuesday which means I get more time to finish MW3, and Friday is more or less Skyrim day, since it's a holiday and I have no school.
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I'm back. How's everypony?
Friday, 04-Nov-11 09:57:23 UTC from web -
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@optimus Thank you. That's most helpful, I'm sure.
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@ceruleanspark A jarring image.
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@ceruleanspark ... ...sorry.
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The real reason I will never become an RDN moderator is not my frequent disregard for the rules, or my total lack of respect for the administrative staff. It isn't even because I've never seriously asked: It's because I actually visit the site and care about the userbase.
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@ceruleanspark And then the people will scatter and be lost, I have already experienced this once before, it was not fun.
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@optimus Yeah, I'd like to avoid it. That's why I'm so adamant that we need better policy and handling.
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@ceruleanspark Maybe the mods should delete each other and then more people who actually care can take their place, but I would not even know if that is possible I have never been a mod before.
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This place is deaaaaaaad.
Friday, 04-Nov-11 08:52:56 UTC from TTYtter-
@ceruleanspark @optimus You know it's dead when you're able to accurately keep a conversation going without needing to put the @ sign anywhere.
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Sure is.
Friday, 04-Nov-11 08:53:46 UTC from web -
Plops... gonna have to get my hoe out, soon. #GardenPimp
Thursday, 03-Nov-11 11:14:02 UTC from web -
@adanthomas11 Yay cash loans.
Thursday, 03-Nov-11 11:32:18 UTC from web-
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@adanthomas11 Can you converse?
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@ceruleanspark To rule a corrupted Posey, Or to sacrifice myself inorder to make this Posey pure once more, What was a man to do?
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Alright, Time to create an enthralling conversation.
Thursday, 03-Nov-11 10:47:54 UTC from web -
I've been here.
Thursday, 03-Nov-11 10:11:56 UTC from web-
@optimus So... you guys just... watched me talking to myself... okaaaay...
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Exceedingly bored.
Thursday, 03-Nov-11 09:20:10 UTC from web -
If any of you want to listen to me yell at a camera for two minutes when it finishes uploading, here's my youtube thing. http://www.youtube.com/user/thethatonepony
Thursday, 03-Nov-11 08:58:33 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Nothing at all. Ugh. I just remembered that my computer wouldn't type things from me talking to it. I should go sleep now.
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@theonepony There's an app for that. It's crap though.
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@ceruleanspark I'm sure. It's named after me. Oh, crap. You mean vocal recognition? I have a two year old edition of Dragon speak......
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You guys, I just told YouTube that it was made out of prostitutes. Is that normal?
Thursday, 03-Nov-11 08:39:36 UTC from web-
@theonepony No, you had created a reply that said I had commented when I said no comment, which is true and not true at the same time, I created a comment to stop a comment then to possibly create another comment if needed. It is commentception.
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@optimus No, it's not. You are being argumentative. You commented by saying 'no comment.', which is a comment. You contradicted yourself and I pointed it out. If you truly wished to leave the statement without comment, you wouldn't have made one.
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@theonepony Yes but leaving it wasn't my intention I made a comment without really having to.
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Who else thinks he is getting stalked by slenderman?
Wednesday, 02-Nov-11 11:13:26 UTC from web-
@optimus nuf said. http://ur1.ca/5laqe
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@optimus I'm getting stalked by the splendorman.
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I stared at it transfixed for a moment, and sort of...turned to the side and dissapeared from view. I felt that it was "gone" when that happened, rather than merely invisible. I have never seen it move in any other way than this "inversion". The third, and most recent time I encountered the figure was in my current home. It was again, night time. I was in bed, playing Phoenix Wright 2 on my DS. (It was an import copy, if you want to figure the time frame for me). It wasn't particularly late, and I wasn't overly tired. I looked up from the console to see him standing in front of the door to my room. We looked at one another for what must have been minutes. Him looking at me, and me looking into that maddening void. I didn't cry out this time. I just stared into it. After a while he "inverted" and left. I haven't seen him since, but roughly speaking, I'm owed a visit soonish.
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@ceruleanspark What you need is a Spirit Channeler!
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@ceruleanspark That is some pretty heavy stuff.
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@ponydude2143 i was lookin at his story and its interesting, but then my bookcase fell over and i was like... http://ur1.ca/5lan2
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The second time I encountered "Him" was on holiday a few years ago. I was on exam leave having passed my GCSEs. We were staying in a self catering home in Norfolk. I remember waking up in my room with a feeling that I was not the only one in there. I turned on the bedside light to find "him" standing there, long arms by his sides, immediately beside my bed. The fear I had felt before was nothing compared to being just inches from this gaping hole in space. The entity does not appear to have "Depth". He seems to work like that hack developers used in the PS1 game to make trees look good by having them rotate to follow the camera. All sides are the front, if you will. I got the sense it had been "watching" for some time. With the light on, it was like it just didn't...hit him.
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