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  1. A successful day at work. Nothing was accomplished.

    about 10 hours ago from web
    • Not a fan of this "8:30-6:00" work day business

      about 5 days ago from MuSTArDroid
    • Rick & Morty # Summer falls in love with a space car. A car crash to witness.

      about 7 days ago from web
      • sweet christ on a pogo stick. This site is still alive!?

        about 9 days ago from web
      • man, this AGDQ was bananaing garbage
        it was literally a bunch boring soulless segments with people talking in monotone voices about how patterns are executed, "there's is only a 12.23% chance of me walking this cave without any encounters" I watch speedruns to distract myself from math, not to be reminded it exists

        FrankerZ me, even SpikeVegeta sounds like his soul has been sucked out of his body

        I don't even care what caused one of the coolest events of the year to turn into a papayaing snore-fest.
        I only want it fixed or euthanised.

        about 9 days ago from web
        • @zennx Dude... I don't know what you mean. There were plenty of speedruns that had a lot of energy and probabilities (math) were barely mentioned. It sounds like you watched the randomized Zelda part. And by its very nature they have to analyze the randomizer in order to determine a path that is likely to be the ideal path. Also the games are played on machines that are called "computer", based on the word "to compute", which is basically math.

          about 9 days ago in context
        • @adiwan my point is that all the fun people were banned and now the best we can get is deadpan, child-safe humor. (and that's the best case scenario, the other option is cringe)
          analysing mechanics is fun occasionally, but when it's nothing but that then it turns into a lecture...

          about 8 days ago in context
      • I just watched my first episode of Black Mirror, the USS Callister. It was damn good. It was tense and it kept the tension until the end.

        about 9 days ago from web
      • Just was at a shop to refill my crate of non-alcoholic beverages and stumbled upon the gaming section. They're throwing Disney Infinity figures metaphorically away. Each figure cost only 2 bucks. I only took Chewbacca. I could take Han Solo or Zeb or Ezra (from Star Wars Rebels) but they don't look that good in that art style.

        about 9 days ago from web
        • Oh god. It's the first time I bought an app from the Google Play Store, with money. I bought a music player that I was already very satisfied with but the free version wasn't enough.

          about 11 days ago from web
        • Is a serial killer a device that destroys RS232 ports?

          about 12 days ago from web
          • The new Dirk Gently season is on Netflix.

            about 15 days ago from AndStatus
            • Since I have a new smartphone I'm looking into some smart watches, however they all seem to suck.

              about 15 days ago from web
            • I bought a new smartphone. I chose the Blackberry KeyOne. A friggin' keyboard guys! The only bummer is that it uses a micro SIM card and I cannot use it as a phone right now.

              about 17 days ago from web
            • http://www.commitstrip.com/en/2018/01/04/reactions-to-meltdown-and-spectre-exploits/

              about 18 days ago from web
            • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFu7-OXJ8XA Darling

              about 18 days ago from web
              • For a very long time I thought "hump day" was referring to the word "humping", the naughty activity.

                about 19 days ago from web
                • Is the entire internet retarded today or only the parts I'm trying to use?

                  about 19 days ago from web
                • New ringtone for my phone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiM3nB1m4fY

                  about 20 days ago from web
                  • http://www.commitstrip.com/en/2018/01/02/christmas-present-mix-up/

                    about 20 days ago from web
                    • http://sarahcandersen.com/post/169113445119

                      about 22 days ago from web
                      • Oh God I drank and eBayed

                        about 23 days ago from web
                      • Ubisoft is Canadian, just throwing that out there.

                        about 23 days ago from web
                      • These are the miniatures I painted so far https://i.imgur.com/TXJlIuW.jpg

                        about 23 days ago from web
                        • Gnaaah.... I spilled half a pot of shade wash all over my table while painting my miniature. Luckily I had an underlay and kitchen paper in case that happens... and it happened.

                          about 24 days ago from web
                          • I'm reading a comic with a protagonist called "Paige Turner".... Very unoriginal pun...

                            about a month ago from web
                            • "a rousing success" or "arousing success"?

                              about a month ago from web
                            • Damn. Someone already used Sandra Bollocks as a porn name...

                              about a month ago from web
                            • Pro tip: don't watch anything that make you laugh hysterically when painting miniatures. Just don't.

                              about a month ago from web
                              • Do you ever feel like a plastic bag

                                about a month ago from web
                              • Anybody else remember that time @mrmattimation posted his cock on Twitter?

                                about a month ago from web
                              • Got to see the latest Doctor Who episode.... well.... It reminded me a lot of why I stopped watching that show. It had some good moments but they seemed wasted by the odd "twist".

                                about a month ago from web