Notices by Purple Tinker (purpletinker), page 9
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@nerthos Well, leaving home at 18 is a good idea. I have a good friend who never left home, still lives with his mommy (in his mid-30s), and it's a tragic thing to see.
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@ceruleanspark The world was brought into being by Pinkie Pie sneezing.
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@punbot Parents DO honestly believe that any cross-generational long-distance communication is indicative of paedophilia. Especially if the older party has a kiwi. I am glad I don't have a kiwi.
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@thelastgherkin A common misconception is still a misconception. Like creationism, for instance.
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@thelastgherkin That isn't freaking Rammstein. That isn't even German. That's Dutch, and it's the same group that did 'Opblaaskrokodil' (a.k.a. 'that song from the "French Erotic Film" animutation').
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@metal 4chan yes. Child molestors no.
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@zach121k Here, have an animated bouncing Pinkie. http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/9da2c690385d5a7b44208e04f64ad668/13428%20-%20animated%20bounce%20cute%20desktop_ponies%20pinkie_pie%20pixel%20sprite.gif
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Dies ist NICHT Rammstein. http://purpletinker.com/wtf.png
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@metal Wait wait wait what? HAHAHAhhahahahhahahahah. What a maroon. Show her some photos/videos from BroNYCon. She'll notice a lack of little children.
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@eaglehooves I have every reason in the world to be afraid. I ignore my fears, and eventually conquer them. Life's too short to be terrified.
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@chillman23 I just feel lousy when I am the only one giving out crash space. I host half a dozen ponies, and nopony else hosts even one. It makes me feel like a doormat.
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Dear Princess Celestia, http://purpletinker.deviantart.com/journal/The-Element-of-Generosity-267871493
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@scoot I don't see how they could profit off ponies.
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@derps I will eat you.
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@scoot What I need is to find a way to make my pony work my day job. Hasbro, are you listening? :)
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@derps Well, I have a job. And a side job on evenings and weekends. And I organise a large gathering of ponies every month. And I organise a VERY large gathering of ponies (i.e. BroNYCon) every few months. And occasionally I somehow find a few minutes to actually enjoy myself.
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I am PAINIS CUPCAKE. I will eat you.
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@scoot SINIAP SINIAP SINIAP
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@gluestick I will eat you.
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Leave that dwarf alone, you big meanie! http://purpletinker.deviantart.com/art/Scootaloo-vs-the-Troll-267770400
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@ceruleanspark Nopony's done an Applejack yukkuri AFAICT. So I gave her a Twilight to play with.
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Yukkuri applesitte ne!
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@gluestick Venus is the PINK one. She'd be kind of hard to miss. :)
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@gluestick Only if they have Venus. I have ZERO Venus.
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@colfax Oh yeah, that. I'll work on it. Some time. ^_^;;;;;;;
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@cabal I appreciate this.
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@colfax wot now?
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@scoot Yeah, to say that I'm a busy pony is an understatement. I try not to be an absentee landlord, but sometimes it is sadly inevitabibble.
