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i only redash the posts that are verbatim jokes i made once and still laugh at
Friday, 12-Jan-18 20:47:09 UTC from web -
Boko Harambe
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Fluffle Puffhole is such a gross word
Friday, 12-Jan-18 19:06:29 UTC from web -
holy Fluffle Puff http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/868146
Friday, 12-Jan-18 18:02:06 UTC from web -
Underrated joke
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Old habits pulp fiction
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is 2018 the year Tiff finally gets into Death Grips?
Wednesday, 10-Jan-18 22:25:39 UTC from web -
the worst furry designs are the ones that are so packed with details they just become a blurry mess
Wednesday, 10-Jan-18 20:13:06 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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One day I'll tell my friends I'm not being dragged to clubs anymore and I'll actually mean it
Wednesday, 10-Jan-18 20:07:12 UTC from web -
A customer just came up and, in a genuinely upset voice, asked me where the exit was
Monday, 08-Jan-18 23:30:10 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation do your customers not enter and exit through the same door
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apparently my mum's primary objection to the idea of doing cocaine is the cost
Monday, 08-Jan-18 23:17:11 UTC from web- therealpennyfortheguy likes this.
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I've broken two pairs of trousers in the last 24 hours, I think I might have gotten too fat
Monday, 08-Jan-18 19:57:17 UTC from web -
You know what sucks is busting a valve stem on a ride to school, putting the spare tube in, and bisting that stem as you’re trying to give it air. I think I’m done using manual pumps.
Monday, 08-Jan-18 19:46:22 UTC from web -
My office has electronic locks on all the important doors. They drill home time and again how important security is. We have at least two armed sheriff's deputies on site. And I just watched one of them leave a gate four inches open as he walked away.
Monday, 08-Jan-18 19:14:12 UTC from web-
@scribus I like when people tell me they don't have their ID pass on them so that I can refuse to let them through the door because it's a security breach
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the entire "feminists who don't talk about women's rights in muslim countries" argument is dumb
Monday, 08-Jan-18 18:50:06 UTC from web -
I've heard of horny on main but someone just posted Potato Knishes vore on my twitter timeline
Monday, 08-Jan-18 18:48:54 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark vorny on main
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so what's funny about the ugandan knuckles meme thing?
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 23:37:39 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation explain
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@tiff So Gregzilla (an animator/acquaintance of Petey) drew a goofy-looking Knuckles for a cartoon. THAT spawned a meme where people would just take his talking “animation” (really just his mouth flapping open) and sync it so he’s singing popular music. Some dude made a 3D model of Gregzilla’s Knuckles and imported it into VRChat. So you had people going around in this goofy avatar for a while, and that was fun and all, but mango got really nuts when some Ugandan guy downloaded the model and got a bunch of his friends to crash a virtual wedding.
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@mrmattimation I... see
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Help, guys. Is anyone who knows japanese online right now?
Monday, 08-Jan-18 01:41:11 UTC from web -
just realised my bio still says i'm 19 lol
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 22:08:33 UTC from web -
This is a jam, you guys http://rainbowdash.net/url/867926
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 20:53:03 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin how ba-a-a-ad can i be
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Ended up in the background on Twitter (it's a secret to everybody) at wrasslin http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/867902
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 18:37:04 UTC from web -
having a receptacle that can fit nicely in your hand seems to make you drink faster, and therefore you fill it up more regularly ad infinitum
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 14:28:50 UTC from web -
and three creme eggs
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 14:32:58 UTC from web -
I've eaten no less than three kinder eggs this week
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 14:32:50 UTC from web -
drinking out of a tiny jar actually does wonders for getting enough water every day
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 14:28:02 UTC from web -
i want to go back to the old days of 2016 RDN where we kinkshamed random internet artists
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 12:41:05 UTC from web -
I was out driving today and I waited a little too late to hit the brakes at a light so i had to squeeze it a little harder than I normally and the car lurched a bit and I nearly farted but i didn't
Sunday, 30-Aug-15 02:25:38 UTC from web- orungano repeated this.
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@mrmattimation I basically fart in response to any strong emotion I feel, be that joy, fear, I once farted in response to being chased by a toy helicopter
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@tiffany I've genuinely only ever been able to prevent myself from farting around women, and even then sometimes i leave the room to go fart. Once a fart starts, there's no stopping it.
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@mrmattimation one time when my arm was numb I was trying so hard to move it I farted
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I listened to both Drive Like Jehu albums the other day and those are awesome
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 12:25:25 UTC from web -
my plan to listen to at least one new (non-2018) album a day this year is going well so far
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 12:24:24 UTC from web -
Grandaddy Saved My Marriage
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