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I'm gonna balance a fidget spinner on top of a flying quadrotor. It's gonna be great
Tuesday, 23-May-17 21:11:09 UTC from web -
After a careful investigation of the Manchester attacks, we were able to determine the identity of the perpetrator based on the fact that the attack happened at around UK midnight and it could be described as an "evil bombing" http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Evil_Midnight_Bomber_What_Bombs_At_Midnight
- RDN's Lucifer repeated this.
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@nerthos Hey hey hey shut the grape up
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@vt3c Same. It's why I've stuck to this place and why I'll never leave it.
Saturday, 13-Apr-13 22:03:41 UTC from web-
@vt3c no
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@redenchilada This could be a stupid question, but what do/did you mean by "actual networking"? What would that entail, exactly, for this site?
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Somehow, remote-following people from Mastodon instances doesn't work :/
Thursday, 18-May-17 21:21:45 UTC from web -
surprisingly coherent, though I have never played Overcooked
Thursday, 18-May-17 20:37:39 UTC from web-
@tiffany Whatever Monte Carlo Markov generator is running this bot, it is really well calibrated
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@ceruleanspark Or someone is just transcribing the things I say when I sleep
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I am certain that @enum isn't doing anything weird.
Thursday, 18-May-17 20:32:50 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Me? No.
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@enum This response fills me with confidence
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Wait, the tickle boat that killed that guy?
Monday, 15-May-17 21:54:01 UTC from web -
I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm saying. I'll kill you! Gimme a burger!
Monday, 15-May-17 20:52:39 UTC from web -
If you take your burgers from me, I will murder you and your mouthy wife.
Monday, 15-May-17 20:52:00 UTC from web -
white male holy genocide
Saturday, 13-May-17 23:05:14 UTC from web-
@tiffany You've had a long day. You should go to bed.
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@ceruleanspark it's been the longest Friday of my life
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He's in his own home! Hostage is a bit much
Thursday, 11-May-17 20:47:30 UTC from web -
Should the FAQ have a wiki for our garbage and memes?
Thursday, 11-May-17 18:23:51 UTC from web-
@tiffany Don't worry. They managed to hate each other so much that their website ceased to exist.
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@ceruleanspark Whereas our hatred of each other only makes the Network stronger and more oppressive
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@tiffany So much for the tolerant left
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Thursday, 11-May-17 18:43:45 UTC from web -
if you're still there, ihatemangos95 or whatever: i miss you, dad
Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:44:08 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin No part of this doesn't read like My Immortal
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@tiffany Stop flaming ok!111111
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@thelastgherkin Honey, help, I'm flaming!
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I missed one.
Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:36:46 UTC from web-
@tiffany White people are becoming a minority on RDN tiffany
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@ceruleanspark Did you know that 30% of 2013 users commit 97% of the kiwiposts? I just thought that was interesting
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@tiffany Oh, just because I'm proud of my server I'm a nazi? So much for the tolerant left
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it's funny because that racist shtick made him fit in even better
Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:26:36 UTC from web-
@tiffany I'd like to point out that as I was deleting him he changed his username to "BigCuck", so, y'know.
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@ceruleanspark he truly was one of us
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COaOCuv0yWA Forza is a serious racing simulator
Wednesday, 26-Apr-17 17:40:42 UTC from web -
I don't think I will ever be happy
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@tiffany You strike me, as a man who will never be satisfied
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@ceruleanspark get out of my head
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Does everyone's gmail get ads for dating mature women or am I just that easy to figure out
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@tiffany I told you to stay away from my mother
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@ceruleanspark That's no way to talk to your stepdad
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@tiffany God rest his zombie bones
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http://i.imgur.com/Z2JrqsJ.jpg Only he can save us now.
Thursday, 20-Apr-17 17:38:29 UTC from web -
If you can vote in the UK election and plan to vote for Teresa May, you are a bad person and need to leave my website.
Tuesday, 18-Apr-17 18:11:38 UTC from web -
Tbh I'm shocked there wasn't already a mass murderer named the Facebook Killer.
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:39:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation The Mastodon killer.
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by which I mean pedophiles, Literal Murderers, and the French
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:17:40 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark No.
They won't add backwards-compatibility BECAUSE they want to effectively block you. -
@takeFrankerZakenji That seems bad for federation in general.
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@takeFrankerZakenji Hahahahah
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Don't forget we had that mafia guy and his allegedly extant babby
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:22:31 UTC from web -
Also I'm fairly certain that this instance actually has the most restrictive conduct rules of any instance in the federation. Which is why there are only like 4 people on it.
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:15:33 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark we've also had the entire gamut of contemptible types of individuals
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Though looking around we are tagged (Negatively) as a "Free Speech Zone" on one instance (Which is some kind of "we're calling you nazis without using the word nazi" dogwhistle) and as "Oppressive grapeposters" on another. (Which is a surprise. I didn't think we had the volume to do anything oppressively)
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:13:26 UTC from web -
Wait, this isn't an instance for Nazis? I've been hoarding all these swastikas for nothing!
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:11:27 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 17:28:48 UTC from web -
But since it's a you, it'll be more of a "Moderately satisfying ending"
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:04:21 UTC from web -
"I never thought I'd say "Less Teeth" on a handjob"
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:03:34 UTC from web
