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Saturday, 28-Jan-17 23:09:34 UTC from web- mcscx2 likes this.
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Saturday, 28-Jan-17 23:07:59 UTC from web -
One of my buddies just passed this to me along with the message "well, that failed. Got any idea's ?" http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/856414
Saturday, 28-Jan-17 19:40:59 UTC from web -
Is this the end of Hitman ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7P9Mx23Ucg
Saturday, 28-Jan-17 13:27:49 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker ― Wtf dude your coffee tastes afwul!
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@tijagi Yeah, I know. That is why I do not drink it. Also pretty sure something like this will happen to those who drink it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxKWohWHMg0 . Only with a cheese-wire.
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Saturday, 28-Jan-17 18:15:28 UTC from web
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@mushi This is how the human race will come to an end.
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@cyberpotato @mushi kill all humans
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especially mine. buff my deck
Saturday, 28-Jan-17 18:04:22 UTC from web -
Can anyone explain to when and how the RX 480 is now better than the GTX 1060 ?
Saturday, 28-Jan-17 16:10:58 UTC from web -
>be me
>playing Duel Links as the King of Games Dark Yugi (that's Yami Yugi to you peons)
>auto dueling these chumps dot png
>Sanga of the Thunder, Suijin, Banner of Courage, Harpie's Feather Duster in my hand
>feels bad man dot jpg
>Yugi AI plays Banner of Courage like a champion
>activates HFD afterwards and sweeps the board for 1000 LP
>ishygddt
>gets cucked by opponent's monsters that I could have beaten if I had the 200 ATK boost from Banner of Courage
>lose on turn 6
>gg no reSaturday, 28-Jan-17 14:41:34 UTC from web-
@mushi we are not having this discussion again MUSHI
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@tiffany we will have it untill you watc the final season
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@mushi then prepare to hear all of my fanfictions
takeshitakenji likes this.
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Saturday, 28-Jan-17 13:42:00 UTC from web -
Tbh I think people were meaner on the internet ten years ago. Now if you want to insult someone you just call them fat on Twitter. Before, people on sites like Newgrounds would team up to create entire 20-minute hate videos about users they didn't like.
Saturday, 28-Jan-17 12:52:09 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation It might have something to do with the fact that these days you can just make a video game and /someone/ out there will have a problem with it. It seems that everyone these days every stranger on the Internet is ultra sensitive to anything. And humans are inherently lazy, why make a 20 minute hate video about that person you dislike when just opening the book of super short insults at a random page, tweet that to them, and have pretty much the same result ?
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@mrmattimation back then it was quality over quantity, now it is the other way round
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WTF. I updated chromium on Debian and all my extensions vanished and I cannot install them again. It says "Installation is not enabled". I cannot find an option for this.
Saturday, 28-Jan-17 11:48:34 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker I found out that with the recent change they made it impossible to install extensions when not logged in with a google account. That's major BS. I liked chromium as a secondary web browser but that's a big deal-breaker. (note: chromium is the non-google-branded open source chrome browser)
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@adiwan Phew
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sometimes when I'm auto dueling the AI makes really dumb mistakes and even though I'm the one who loses I tell Yugi he deserves this
Saturday, 28-Jan-17 11:56:11 UTC from web-
@tiffany You're a monster
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I just found myself in a situation where I had to explain how individual civilians can not be directly held accountable for what is written in the Geneva Convention doctrines... It was weird
Saturday, 28-Jan-17 11:25:05 UTC from web -
* google an obscure topic
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@moonman I hate it when that happens. Moreover so when I am having a particular problem with some hardware and the support email tells me he founds something through google which happens to be my post about it on Reddit or something. Yes that happened 5 times in my life now.
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>FrankerZpost on gnu social about obscure topic
>rushed journalist publishes article on obscure topic sourcing your grapeposts
>wikipedia updates obscure topic with your mangoposts
>tfw
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Just had a face to face with a client. I was told up front that he speaks Spanish and there just aren't any Spanish speakers available in my unit. So I see him, I dial up the translation service, get it on speaker phone, start the back and forth, and he asks me (in clear English) "Is that for me or you?" But when a mother Fluffle Puffer speaks Lithuanian or something I can't even get a heads up. LE OVERWROUGHT SIGH
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@scribus Just another day at the office it seems. Let us both celebrate that it is Friday
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Like there's this gentrified neighborhood around here, a real SoDoSoPa type place, and all of the restaurants there have just the coolest drink machines filled with literally every single flavor of every single Coca-Cola product there is, and I feel so spoiled by them.
Friday, 27-Jan-17 21:50:51 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Taco Bell and Pepsiman can both destroy my asshole anytime
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@critialcloudkicker Sounds like you're suffering from a stroke
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@tiffany Nah they cut out that part back in 2016.
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When the dick's away, the traps aren't gay
Friday, 27-Jan-17 21:19:52 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@critialcloudkicker If you won't, I might. :p
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@scribus On a t-shirt ? really ? You have balls of steel. Pun intended
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@critialcloudkicker I did not say I would wear it (I would)
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quality discourse on this side of the federation today lads
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@critialcloudkicker Well one could define gayness as a circle
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@nerthos Ohh, wow that would explain soo much. Electricity is a wave, maybe Mike Pence is actually onto something then
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@critialcloudkicker You see, it is funny because Mike Pence is an asshole, and ... Wait do I need to finish this ?
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You know who loved bunkers because they were their safe space? Hitler.
Friday, 27-Jan-17 18:41:35 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker No one burns a pile of bras without truckloads of angst behind it. Those things are expensive.
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@nerthos Oh, please, it is not like there are many witless people who suddenly burned all their bras. I mean I am sure there were but... Would you burn your favourite pair of jeans or just the ones that do not fit well anymore. The latter I am sure because you have a brain.
The thing which would have instigated the burning of MORE bra's would be a gigantic burning hate towards the perdicament they are/were in... And hate needs to manifest itself, where do you think hashtag kill all men came from ? -
@critialcloudkicker Uuuh... syphilis' effect on the brain? that'd be my guess
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Tbh the only reason trump supporters like Russia is because Obama and Clinton didn't. If Hillary came out and was like "dude Russia is so cool" DJT would be like "MAN papaya RUSSIA THOSE GUYS ARE ASSHOLES I'M GONNA NUKE THE grape OUT OF THEM".
Friday, 27-Jan-17 21:04:07 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@mrmattimation 1: I really do not think the Dow Jones Transportation index would be pro-nuke anything
2 : I really do not think there are much voters out there whom think more than the DJT would
3 : Oh yes because saying you like someone is SOOOO much better than wanting a no fly zone just to FLUFF your percieved enemy /s
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Liking traps isn't gay if what you like in them is their feminine looks.
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@delores That's pretty much the definition of gay right there
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@netkitteh and your argument ends with the idea it's gay to find the same chromosome pair and hormones attractive
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@delores huh yeah that sounds pretty okay with me.
I mean, as long as you accept that being a male means having a certain set of chrosomes, having testosterone as ones primary hormone, and having a kiwi. Also that being gay is when a male is attracted to a male....
I would assert that Neither of these definitions should be based on relative or subjective cultural phenomena, which means that your definition of gay which probably boils down to being or being attracted to skinny aerobic upper middle class teenagers with undercuts is total cherry.
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Friday, 27-Jan-17 19:22:30 UTC from web -
And before you try and tell me that at a 0% approval rating I would likely be assassinated; if I'm running for president that means my will to live is gone already.
Friday, 27-Jan-17 18:32:55 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Oh, if you want a 0% approval rating FAST you can just price-hike some vital toxoplasmosis infection treating drug and buy THAT wu-tang-clan album.
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OMG IS THAT A JOJO REFFERENCE?!? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/856369
Friday, 27-Jan-17 18:34:50 UTC from web-
@mushi I don't see it ? :o
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I mean, I probably would do the same thing. I would love to be the first ever elected president to have a 0% approval rating.
Friday, 27-Jan-17 18:31:22 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Wouldn't it be a lot easier to create a YouTube video and hijack the mouse of some So So Def Recordings marketing executive so it will 'accidentally' click on it ?
Yes I am talking about Justin Bieber
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Today I learned that unless specifically mentioned Reddit and Satire go together about as well as salt-water and and electrolysis machine
Friday, 27-Jan-17 18:31:39 UTC from web -
Yesterday I have been called a misogynist for quoting postal 2, specifically I said "I'm an equal opportunity lunatic" as I shot my way out trouble in GTA5. That made me sad. However today I am happy again as I saw that very same co-worker attempt to parallel park :+. Is this what poetic justice feels like ?
Friday, 27-Jan-17 13:30:01 UTC from web -
Tom Cruise is the Zodiac Killer
Friday, 27-Jan-17 12:37:22 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I thought he was a scientologist ?
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@critialcloudkicker No that's Tom Jones
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New idea: Screw Tomb Raider, screw The Avengers. Crystal Dynamics should make more Gex games.
Thursday, 26-Jan-17 23:41:08 UTC from web- Scribus repeated this.
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@mrmattimation you know what would be sick? new Croc games
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japan's newest generation of warriors https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsgRBwg9jYxPJ8A/giphy.gif
Thursday, 26-Jan-17 23:40:05 UTC from web
