Notices tagged with totw, page 9

scoot

#totw Rarity is selling chocolate door to door in the hopes of becoming a rich and successful entrepreneur, she tells people "You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever".

Crusader 8

#totw My favorite pony is Rarity, so she must be selling some sort of makeup accessories. If she's anything like old vacuum salesmen who went door-to-door, she'll make a big mess out of your things then show you how easy it is for her product to be the solution

scoot

#totw Rarity is selling chocolate door to door in the hopes of becoming a rich and successful entrepreneur, she tells people "You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever".

Matt

#totw Matt was in bed. Loathing. Loathing his life, loathing his friends, loathing this stupid universe. There was suddenly a knock at the door. He got out of bed to go see who was bothering him during Loathe Hour. He opened the door to see a nervous looking lavender unicorn. Aw, crap. The bookworm, he thought. Out of all of the ponies in this backwater town, he hated Twilight Sparkle the second most. While he did respect her intelligence, he believed she might have some sort of an emotional disorder, and knew that at any moment, Twilight could skitz out and kill a bunch of people. Not that he cared. "What do you want?" he asked, not caring if he sounded rude. "Oh, um... I was wondering if... that is, i mean, if..." Oh god, she's not coming on to me, is she? Matt nearly closed the door right there, when she pulled out a book. "Um, my new autobiography! Twilight: Full Moon. It, uh, details my adventures in friendship. It's uh, only ten bits!" Matt closed the door.

Princess Luna's Cult of Personality

Is it me, or is the #totw the same?

scoot

#totw Rainbow Dash and 5 pictures of me laughing.

Jessi Jacquet

#totw Derpy Hooves: Her love, her compassion, her dreams, Doctor Whooves and above all else....her daughter.

therealblu

#totw I would choose bluberyblast on the island, With cookies, computer (to be on RDN), a 1 million mile internet cable (so i can hook up my computer), water, enough power to have my computer run for a year.

Destiny

#totw I would choose Twilight Sparkle and she would have water, a book, a book, and another book. LOLZ (っ◔‿◔)っ

Jessi Jacquet

#totw Fluttershy: 3 Crazed Bronies, a one-time use teleport scroll that can teleport one human and one pony to any location of their choosing and one official Equestria/Earth magical marriage contract. (Now...we just sit back and watch the show.) >:3

Cameron

#totw Sharknado, 5 #Sharknados

Addison

#totw Twilight. Brings a survival books, spike, a scroll, a quill, and another book

Austin smith

#totw princess cadence, an airplane, fuel, food, water, wood

RDN's Lucifer

#TOTW The Great and Powerful Trixie, a fork, a knife, a table, a plate and a pinecone.

Jessi Jacquet

#totw Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle and a bag with 4 bananas in it. "Do you like bananas? Well you gonna go bananas.... ON DAH MOOOOOONNNNNNNNAAAAAH!!"

Scribus

#totw Myself - with #fineladies, a portable hole full of beer, and three other things. My hat, I guess. Two other. A pizza bush (that's a thing, right? I mean, magical talking pony world, right? pizza bush should be possible). And, uh. . . the internet.

Gherkin ☑️

#totw My Little Pony 2012 Special Edition Pony with a knife, shotgun, bottle of poison, rope, and some kind of explosive.

Matt

#totw Twilight Sparkle. She brings her friends, because friendship is magic! They all later die a horrible dehydration-related death due to none of them knowing how to distill water.

Kevin Martin

#totw Rarity, I'd bring the tent thing she shares with sweetie belle on the Sleepless in Ponyville episode. That alone must have tons of supplies!

Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey

#totw Berry Punch with Beer, Grog, Wine, Whiskey, and more Beer. (I'm allowed to make alcohol references right? RIGHT!?)

Scribus

#totw Diamond Tiara, and I honestly don't care what she brings as long as she's stranded on a desert island.

Scribus

#totw Diamond Tiara, and I honestly don't care what she brings as long as she's stranded on a desert island.

Scribus

#totw Diamond Tiara, and I honestly don't care what she brings as long as she's stranded on a desert island.

treesy

#totw Luna Opened her eyes to the gentle crashing of waves. Bathed in cool moonlight she surveyed her new land. It had all seemed so simple. The ants needed help. She couldn't abandon them to her sister's wrath... could she? "I should have", she muttered darkly as she kicked the sand under her hooves. Suddenly, with a flash a scroll appeared. opening it, Luna read "My dearest sister. The dreaded insects have brainwashed you, I see that now. Think of this as a vacation, to help you recover from their corruptive influences. Don't worry, I will not abandon you here sister. Just write any five objects that you desire onto the scroll and they shall appear. I love you sister... Celestia." She paused for a second, before erupting into fury "SISTER! HOW DARE YOU! i WISH FOR ONLY TO THINGS ON THIS ISLAND! fIRST... CELESTIA!" With a 'pop' a surprised princess appeared next to her. Glaring at Celestia, Luna continued. "AND FINALLY... THE MOON!" And that's how Equestria was destroyed

Femboy sam sulek

#totw the five other ponies, so they aren't lonely and I'm assuming rainbow dash broke her wing again

Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey

#totw Is it even possible for a pegasus to be stranded on an island?

Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey

#totw Is it even possible for a pegasus to be stranded on an island?

Philip Smith

#totw Luna, she would bring enough food for a few years, enough water for a few years, an xbox, tv, and a plane for when i feel like going back home.

celestiaisbestprincess

#totw axe,shovel,food,flashlight,and the USS SAN ANTONIO

Aaron Faso

#totw Luna. She would bring a telescope for star gazing at night. Also, she'd bring some books, because Luna strikes me as one who keeps up with reading, as well as a survival guide, an astrolabe, and a mane straightener (because why not?).