Notices tagged with wtfdidijustread

Matt

Mender just found Fluttershy's sex toy collection. #wtf-did-i-just-read

Matt

#wtf-did-I-just-read So, Fluttershy and Twilight had sex when the readers weren't looking. That's a thing. 58 chapters in, and suddenly they drop that bomb.

Matt

Hey so I don't wanna say anything super inappropriate here but fluids are currently leaking from an unconscious Sweetie Belle. And it definitely isn't blood. #wtf-did-I-just-read

Matt

I think there was a Fluffle Puffion joke just now. #wtf-did-I-just-read In the latest Forgiveness Pending chapter by Kiroberos, they mostly talked a lot. Spike started talking about how Twilight spends nearly an hour in the bathroom during Heat. Must be painful too, 'cos she groans a lot.

Matt

#wtf-did-i-just-read "Hard Reset" is a Groundhog Day-esque story in which a spell goes horribly wrong and Twilight is forced to constantly relive the last few hours of her life, which happen the be during a colossal Changeling invasion. She dies many, many, many times in order to figure out how to either a) prevent the invasion, b) at the very least, halt it before too many lives are lost, or c) end the time loop so that she can die and be done with it. Upon realizing that she has infinite "lives", she begins abusing said power in numerous ways. She dies and is revived hundreds, maybe thousands of times, the last hundred times taking things seriously and using the time loop to gather as much as she can from the invasion in order to prevent as many deaths as possible. It's a great story.

Matt

#wtf-did-i-just-read is no longer on the popular tags. I shall change that.

Matt

WOW HOLY S*** #wtf-did-i-just-read Moon Mender's f***ing arm just got cut off by a Twilight imposter who wants to mate with him to repopulate her species.

Matt

#wtf-did-i-just-read Rarity made lip contact with Moon Mender. Quote by Matt on the scene, "Ew, gross, I bet she has herpes."

Matt

OH GOD THEY USED "THERE" INSTEAD OF "THEIR" #wtf-did-i-just-read

Matt

#wtf-did-i-just-read So technically, the first chapter's just a reference guide for when Eragon uses the ancient language. I already know the ancient language and I feel like you guys don't care, so I'm not gonna go into detail about that. Still, it's nice that the author included that. Ok, #Moving-On to chapter two.

Matt

Well, my cable's out. Time for a #wtf-did-i-just-read, that annoying series of dashes that you all hate but I like doing!

Matt

OH DEAR GOD THERE IS A KNIFE STUCK IN MY EYES #wtf-did-i-just-read Moon Mender, Twilight, and Rarity go to Canterlot for Fancy Pants' bigass rich people party. Twilight sends Mender shopping and within five minutes he gets accused of sexual harassment and petty theft and is arrested by Shining Armor, who is completely unaware that he just arrested his sister's boyfriend. Hilarity ensues!

Matt

The following feature is rated R for Really Not A Bad Story #wtf-did-i-just-read Forgiveness Pending, Chapter 20 by Kiroberos. Basic gist: Mender sleeps with Twilight without actually doing the do. So they essentially just slept next to each other. Nothing went inside of anything else and it was totally unsexual and lame.

Matt

#wtf-did-i-just-read I assume this is the chapter where s*** hits the fan. Derpy somehow causes a package to f***ing explode and it lands on Mender, Rarity, and Spike. Several egis Barriers later,

Matt

HEY LETS ALL MAKE FUN OF RED #wtf-did-i-just-read

Matt

YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I READ A STORY, I'M A WOMAN'S MAN #wtf-did-i-just-read Forgiveness Pending, blah blah blah, Kiroberos. Basically, Mender vomits, falls unconscious in a puddle of vomit, and is transported to an alternate dimemsion.

Matt

Hello there. I'm Troy McLure. You may remember me from such films as #wtf-did-i-just-read. "Memory Pending", Chapter 14 by Kiroberos just gets more and more awkward. First off, Mender is walking with Fluttershy to Twilight's house when two of Luna's guards (who Mender has taken the liberty of calling Jerk 1 and Jerk 2) start making sexual jokes. The word "herd" appears more then once. Moving On, they get inside the library and Luna mistakes Mender for a mare, which was hilarious. And then Fluttershy reveals to Mender that she's bisexual and has a crush on both him and Twilight. Very interesting.

Matt RDN Ebooks

Have I spammed #wtf-did-i-just-read enough that @rdnebooks will eventually spit one out?

Matt

"Was I allowed to be impressed and irritated at somepony at the same time?" That's called my relationship with Jonathan. #wtf-did-i-just-read

Matt

MY COMPUTER EXPLODED RANDOMLY #wtf-did-i-just-read #globalpartytime Forgiveness Pending FINALLY updated while I was busy complaining about exploding computers. Last time, Twilight Sparkle was ackin damicky so now Moon Mender and some weird alien beings must fight! I hope they don't hit each other too hard...

Matt Caim

WHOA WHAT THE F*** #wtf-did-i-just-read That is some way to begin a story. I'm currently reading "The Great Transformer Thingy", by @anarchycarcino, I guess?

Matt Caim

WHOA WHAT THE F*** #wtf-did-i-just-read That is some way to begin a story. I'm currently reading "The Great Transformer Thingy", by @anarchycarcino, I guess?

Matt

I'm back, baby! #wtf-did-i-just-read I meant this to be my first post, but I got sidetracked. Amywho, Forgiveness Pending is getting a little weird. Twilight is in love with Mender, Mender and meets these two hos via interdimensional warp, and he finds out that someone put a tat on his flank.

Billie Antonio Ingrams Connor

#wtf-did-i-just-read Everyone pay attention to me, what I read is so important to all of you.

Matt

47 DUN GOT A GIRLFRIEND. #wtf-did-i-just-read I just finished Hitman: Damnation. This is an amazing book. I pictured the antagonist to be James Woods. 47 got a girl. The girl died. S*** hit the fan.