Notices tagged with wtfdidijustread

  1. Mender just found Fluttershy's sex toy collection. #

    Saturday, 15-Feb-14 18:07:53 UTC from web
  2. # So, Fluttershy and Twilight had sex when the readers weren't looking. That's a thing. 58 chapters in, and suddenly they drop that bomb.

    Sunday, 26-Jan-14 03:11:14 UTC from web
  3. Hey so I don't wanna say anything super inappropriate here but fluids are currently leaking from an unconscious Sweetie Belle. And it definitely isn't blood. #

    Friday, 29-Nov-13 22:53:17 UTC from web in context
  4. I think there was a Fluffle Puffion joke just now. # In the latest Forgiveness Pending chapter by Kiroberos, they mostly talked a lot. Spike started talking about how Twilight spends nearly an hour in the bathroom during Heat. Must be painful too, 'cos she groans a lot.

    Saturday, 26-Oct-13 15:37:55 UTC from web
  5. # "Hard Reset" is a Groundhog Day-esque story in which a spell goes horribly wrong and Twilight is forced to constantly relive the last few hours of her life, which happen the be during a colossal Changeling invasion. She dies many, many, many times in order to figure out how to either a) prevent the invasion, b) at the very least, halt it before too many lives are lost, or c) end the time loop so that she can die and be done with it. Upon realizing that she has infinite "lives", she begins abusing said power in numerous ways. She dies and is revived hundreds, maybe thousands of times, the last hundred times taking things seriously and using the time loop to gather as much as she can from the invasion in order to prevent as many deaths as possible. It's a great story.

    Saturday, 29-Jun-13 13:06:25 UTC from web
  6. # is no longer on the popular tags. I shall change that.

    Sunday, 23-Jun-13 05:21:52 UTC from web
  7. @nerthos #

    Saturday, 15-Jun-13 03:41:56 UTC from web in context
  8. WOW HOLY S*** # Moon Mender's f***ing arm just got cut off by a Twilight imposter who wants to mate with him to repopulate her species.

    Saturday, 01-Jun-13 00:25:15 UTC from web in context
  9. # That Forgiveness Pending thing. Anyway, Twilight was horny and wanted to papayas her boyfriend. Knowing she was probably a Changeling or something, Mender smashed her head against a wall. If that was actually Twilight and she was just horny as kiwi, (pun absolutely intended) then Mender is in some deep apples.

    Friday, 24-May-13 23:37:00 UTC from
  10. # Rarity made lip contact with Moon Mender. Quote by Matt on the scene, "Ew, gross, I bet she has herpes."

    Saturday, 11-May-13 18:36:21 UTC from web

    Thursday, 09-May-13 02:59:58 UTC from web in context
  12. # So technically, the first chapter's just a reference guide for when Eragon uses the ancient language. I already know the ancient language and I feel like you guys don't care, so I'm not gonna go into detail about that. Still, it's nice that the author included that. Ok, # to chapter two.

    Thursday, 09-May-13 02:50:56 UTC from web
  13. Well, my cable's out. Time for a #, that annoying series of dashes that you all hate but I like doing!

    Thursday, 09-May-13 02:42:34 UTC from web
  14. OH DEAR GOD THERE IS A KNIFE STUCK IN MY EYES # Moon Mender, Twilight, and Rarity go to Canterlot for Fancy Pants' bigass rich people party. Twilight sends Mender shopping and within five minutes he gets accused of sexual harassment and petty theft and is arrested by Shining Armor, who is completely unaware that he just arrested his sister's boyfriend. Hilarity ensues!

    Monday, 06-May-13 01:18:08 UTC from web in context
  15. The following feature is rated R for Really Not A Bad Story # Forgiveness Pending, Chapter 20 by Kiroberos. Basic gist: Mender sleeps with Twilight without actually doing the do. So they essentially just slept next to each other. Nothing went inside of anything else and it was totally unsexual and lame.

    Friday, 26-Apr-13 23:25:43 UTC from web in context
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    Wednesday, 24-Apr-13 23:28:49 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  17. # I assume this is the chapter where s*** hits the fan. Derpy somehow causes a package to f***ing explode and it lands on Mender, Rarity, and Spike. Several egis Barriers later,

    Wednesday, 10-Apr-13 03:58:14 UTC from web in context
  18. Tonight's # will be in text form. "Forgiveness Pending", chapter 17, by Kiroberos.

    Wednesday, 10-Apr-13 03:53:20 UTC from MuSTArDroid

    Sunday, 07-Apr-13 17:06:05 UTC from web in context
  20. YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I READ A STORY, I'M A WOMAN'S MAN # Forgiveness Pending, blah blah blah, Kiroberos. Basically, Mender vomits, falls unconscious in a puddle of vomit, and is transported to an alternate dimemsion.

    Monday, 01-Apr-13 05:15:19 UTC from web
  21. Hello there. I'm Troy McLure. You may remember me from such films as # "Memory Pending", Chapter 14 by Kiroberos just gets more and more awkward. First off, Mender is walking with Fluttershy to Twilight's house when two of Luna's guards (who Mender has taken the liberty of calling Jerk 1 and Jerk 2) start making sexual jokes. The word "herd" appears more then once. Moving On, they get inside the library and Luna mistakes Mender for a mare, which was hilarious. And then Fluttershy reveals to Mender that she's bisexual and has a crush on both him and Twilight. Very interesting.

    Tuesday, 26-Mar-13 03:14:00 UTC from web in context
  22. Have I spammed # enough that @rdnebooks will eventually spit one out?

    Monday, 18-Mar-13 00:12:32 UTC from web in context
  23. "Was I allowed to be impressed and irritated at somepony at the same time?" That's called my relationship with Jonathan. #

    Sunday, 17-Mar-13 14:07:30 UTC from web
  24. MY COMPUTER EXPLODED RANDOMLY # # Forgiveness Pending FINALLY updated while I was busy complaining about exploding computers. Last time, Twilight Sparkle was ackin damicky so now Moon Mender and some weird alien beings must fight! I hope they don't hit each other too hard...

    Sunday, 17-Mar-13 13:45:48 UTC from web
  25. @zeldatra No. You stick #

    Thursday, 14-Mar-13 18:33:36 UTC from web in context
  26. WHOA WHAT THE F*** # That is some way to begin a story. I'm currently reading "The Great Transformer Thingy", by @anarchycarcino, I guess?

    Tuesday, 12-Mar-13 00:12:09 UTC from web in context Repeated by car
  27. WHOA WHAT THE F*** # That is some way to begin a story. I'm currently reading "The Great Transformer Thingy", by @anarchycarcino, I guess?

    Tuesday, 12-Mar-13 00:12:09 UTC from web in context
  28. I'm back, baby! # I meant this to be my first post, but I got sidetracked. Amywho, Forgiveness Pending is getting a little weird. Twilight is in love with Mender, Mender and meets these two hos via interdimensional warp, and he finds out that someone put a tat on his flank.

    Sunday, 03-Mar-13 18:23:20 UTC from web
  29. # Everyone pay attention to me, what I read is so important to all of you.

    Tuesday, 26-Feb-13 02:24:36 UTC from web in context
  30. 47 DUN GOT A GIRLFRIEND. # I just finished Hitman: Damnation. This is an amazing book. I pictured the antagonist to be James Woods. 47 got a girl. The girl died. S*** hit the fan.

    Monday, 25-Feb-13 05:46:05 UTC from web