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If you can vote in the UK election and plan to vote for Teresa May, you are a bad person and need to leave my website.
Tuesday, 18-Apr-17 18:11:38 UTC from web -
Tbh I'm shocked there wasn't already a mass murderer named the Facebook Killer.
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:39:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation The Mastodon killer.
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by which I mean pedophiles, Literal Murderers, and the French
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:17:40 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark No.
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@takeFrankerZakenji That seems bad for federation in general.
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@takeFrankerZakenji Hahahahah
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Don't forget we had that mafia guy and his allegedly extant babby
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:22:31 UTC from web -
Also I'm fairly certain that this instance actually has the most restrictive conduct rules of any instance in the federation. Which is why there are only like 4 people on it.
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:15:33 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark we've also had the entire gamut of contemptible types of individuals
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Though looking around we are tagged (Negatively) as a "Free Speech Zone" on one instance (Which is some kind of "we're calling you nazis without using the word nazi" dogwhistle) and as "Oppressive grapeposters" on another. (Which is a surprise. I didn't think we had the volume to do anything oppressively)
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:13:26 UTC from web -
Wait, this isn't an instance for Nazis? I've been hoarding all these swastikas for nothing!
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:11:27 UTC from web -
Sunday, 16-Apr-17 00:47:42 UTC from web
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I literally only turn my computer on on Saturdays anymore
Sunday, 16-Apr-17 00:16:15 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 17:28:48 UTC from web -
But since it's a you, it'll be more of a "Moderately satisfying ending"
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:04:21 UTC from web -
"I never thought I'd say "Less Teeth" on a handjob"
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:03:34 UTC from web -
Why not give it a try and if you hate it I'll stop
Monday, 10-Apr-17 21:55:58 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark can this be our new name
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My mum just went into graphic detail about the sex lives of two of the elderly residents at work
Monday, 10-Apr-17 19:07:59 UTC from web-
@tiffany He used to enjoy just standing up in the dining hall and dropping his trousers as well.
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@ceruleanspark I respect that
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Legalise gay space weed
Monday, 10-Apr-17 18:49:12 UTC from web -
guys I just realized I'm not a kid anymore, it's finally sinking in that I am an adult and I am making cartoons about sans the skeleton licking buttholes
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 04:36:49 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation god true
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@mrmattimation cash me outside with the first meme I don't understand
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shoutouts to being 4 years over 18 holy cow
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 04:42:07 UTC from web -
Wow Wikipedia, that's kind of casual, don't you think? http://rainbowdash.net/url/858159
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 04:29:57 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation wiki-tan isn't allowd to swear
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@rarity this is just like that time in my sex ed class when we got a pamphlet that acknowledged the word "come" as an alternative way to say "semen"
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am i legally required to use ko-fi.com donations to buy coffee or can i also use it to buy espresso
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 04:08:08 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation also allowed to use it for cocaine
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I love Buddy Thunderstruck
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 03:15:39 UTC from web -
lms if I should bite the third knuckle off my pinkie
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 03:07:23 UTC from web -
Hillary Clinton ran more ads on my channel (and I'm pretty sure Pizza Hut ran more than both), but she's not the President so that information is not important.
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 02:05:05 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation everyone knows Papa John is the real shadow prez
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hello gamers
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 01:45:47 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation what's your graphics card
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@mrmattimation oh snap. I've only got a 960
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More glad that @ceruleanspark has kept this instance open for us, even if it isn't so busy.
Saturday, 08-Apr-17 23:32:25 UTC from web-
@awl And I'll continue to do so, as long as anyone cares about it.
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I can't see dick underwater
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@tiffany2 Wow whoever set up this bot really captured your interests
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@ceruleanspark I'm honestly kind of stunned by its veracity
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@ceruleanspark That's what I like that Babylon Zoo literally just work together and they still have that power
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Nightcore Tim Buckley
Friday, 07-Apr-17 23:37:36 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark you hear about visual novels
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Make sure to visit Ross' grave today to pay your respects. Bring flowers. And lesbian porn.
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 20:28:47 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph Furry lesbian porn
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If Ross was still alive it would be his birthday
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 19:10:25 UTC from web -
If I'm just going about my day and you, someone I don't know, throws a water balloon at me, damn right I'm going to deck you in the cherrying skull
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 22:30:26 UTC from web-
@tiffany You remind me of a time when someone tried to drive by water balloon a friend and I, and managed to instead throw a water balloon directly into their car stereo
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@ceruleanspark I'm glad I could instil such a perfect blessing into your brain
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Congratulations on solving gods alphabet puzzle
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 18:50:06 UTC from web
